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Category Filter: EXERCISE AND WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCTS (14)

  • Exercise and Weight Loss Products
    • Ab Blaster
        • Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" (Season 11 episode Frasier-Lite)
    • The Abdominator
        • Exercise equipment at the All night Gym, where Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle. (Season 9 episode King of the Hill)
    • The Ass Pounder 4000
        • Mac's exercise bike. That's not a penis. It's a fist. I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. And it works like this. Imagine you're riding up a steep hill, and you've already been working super hard, and you're sweating and you're tired. What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down, it pushes you right back up in your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest. "The Ass Pounder: Never stop pumping." (Season 12 episode Hero or Hate Crime)
    • The Body Sculptor 100
        • Exercise machine that Nile and Daphne buy. (Season 8 episode Hungry Heart)
    • Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills
        • Jar of pills in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Flab Buster
        • Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" (Season 11 episode Frasier-Lite)
    • The Glutemus Maximizer
        • Exercise product in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Rand Tech Compression Brace
        • High tech brace Danny wears after injuring his leg. (Season 2 episode Morning of the Mindstorm)
    • The Veidt Method
        • Bodybuilding system advertised in a magazine. (Season 1 episode Little Fear of Lightning)
    • Wingwatchers
        • Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia. (sketch Zoo-opolis)

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