Home Sources BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU Fictional Timeline Themes  Exact order  What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name. Category Groups Companies Dining Education Entertainment Events Healthcare Media Media-Print Media-Video Nature Organizations Other Populated Areas Products Products-Food Services Services-Housing Services-Maintenance Services-Travel Sports Teams Stores Technology Vehicles Category Group Filter: PRODUCTS Category Filter: EXERCISE AND WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCTS (14) Exercise and Weight Loss Products Ab Blaster Frasier 1993 TV Series Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" (Season 11 episode Frasier-Lite) The Abdominator The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series Exercise equipment at the All night Gym, where Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle. (Season 9 episode King of the Hill) The Ass Pounder 4000 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 2005 TV Series Mac's exercise bike. That's not a penis. It's a fist. I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. And it works like this. Imagine you're riding up a steep hill, and you've already been working super hard, and you're sweating and you're tired. What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down, it pushes you right back up in your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest. "The Ass Pounder: Never stop pumping." (Season 12 episode Hero or Hate Crime) The Body Sculptor 100 Frasier 1993 TV Series Exercise machine that Nile and Daphne buy. (Season 8 episode Hungry Heart) The Body Sculptor 300 Frasier 1993 TV Series Exercise machine (Season 8 episode Hungry Heart) Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series Jar of pills in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness) Flab Buster Frasier 1993 TV Series Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" (Season 11 episode Frasier-Lite) The Glutemus Maximizer The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series Exercise product in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness) Gruntmaster 6000 Dilbert 1989 Comic Strips Poorly designed exercise machine from the Dilbert TV show. Gut Be Gone Toyota 1937 Advertising Exercise equipment. The Hankerciser The Larry Sanders Show 1992 TV Series The exercise equipment Hank endorses. Larry's wife injures herself using it. Rand Tech Compression Brace Iron Fist 2017 TV Series High tech brace Danny wears after injuring his leg. (Season 2 episode Morning of the Mindstorm) The Veidt Method Watchmen 2019 TV Series Bodybuilding system advertised in a magazine. (Season 1 episode Little Fear of Lightning) Wingwatchers Saturday Night Live 1975 TV Series Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia. (sketch Zoo-opolis) The Fiction Empire / FictionEmpire.com Concept & Design by MADASIAM Productions © 1999. All Rights Reserved.