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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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  • Drugs-Recreational
    • Adrenochrome
        • While there is an actual chemical compound known as Adrenochrome produced by the oxidation of adrenaline (or synthesized by the oxidation of epinephrine) that was the subject of a few small psychological studies in the 50's and 60's, the fictional Adrenochrome is a drug taken from the human adrenal gland.
        • While there is an actual chemical compound known as Adrenochrome produced by the oxidation of adrenaline (or synthesized by the oxidation of epinephrine) that was the subject of a few small psychological studies in the 50's and 60's, the fictional Adrenochrome is a drug taken from the human adrenal gland.
    • Angel Dustin Hoffman
        • One of the designer drug Sarah Lynn mentions that's named after a celebrity (Season 3 episode 11 That's Too Much, Man!)
    • Banana Boat
        • Name of the marijuana Dale and Saul tell the kids on the playground they're selling (actually Pineapple Express).
    • Bava
        • One of Lance's three heroin options for Vincent: This is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And that is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany... But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went.
    • Billy Crystal Meth
        • One of the designer drug Sarah Lynn mentions that's named after a celebrity (Season 3 episode 11 That's Too Much, Man!)
    • Blink
        • New powerful hallucinogen, a recreational drug that hits the streets of Seattle, containing a substance similar to Promicin, that causes users to see people from their past. (Season 3 episode Blink)
    • Blizz
        • Romero's new drug that's taking over Jake's prison. Jake finds out it's actually just meth the hard way. (Season 5 episode The Big House)
    • Blue
        • One of the street names for Walter White's blue meth. Also known as Big Blue, Blue Magic, Blue Sky and Fring's Blue.
    • Blue Bombers
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Blue Magic
        • Weed that Jillian sells, name inspired by Breaking Bad. (Season 5 episode TAC in the Day)
    • Bong Jovi
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Bruce Springstoned
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Bud-a-Bing
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Bushmaster
        • Recreational drug being Mariah sells in Harlem, in an attempt to discredit Bushmaster. (Season 2 episode Can't Front on Me)
    • Choco
        • One of Lance's three heroin options for Vincent: This is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And that is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany... But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went.
    • Chocolate Steroid Amphetamines
        • A magical elixir that Blake, Glenn and the Chief accidentally create in Season 6 episode 12.
    • Chris Crispy
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Cloud Ten
        • A drug that the drug dealer Pazuzu offers for sale.
    • Cow Paralyzers
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Dank Sinatra
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Electric Ladybug
        • It's just like baby aspirin... Except more of a super high intensity psychotropic drug trip. Don't take it off for 24 hours.
    • FCUK Reality
        • In the opening montage, XXXX walks through a pharmacy, in which he imagines all of the products are drugs, like cocaine and ecstasy, branded with labels such as "FCUK reality". The founder of French Connection (FCUK), Stephen Marks, was the Executive Producer of this movie.
    • Flash
        • New street drug which is actually a major drug in 2077. Originally developed to help Alzheimer's Disease patients, it allows you to re-experience a particular memory with perfect clarity. Just remember something, anything and it triggers a vivid flashback. Recreational drug from the future that's killing people all over the city - but leaving smiles on their faces. Described as "Laser vision" Your memories on steroids. You may not be able to trust it - Maybe all you'll see is what you hope is true.
    • Frisco Push
        • Also known as San Francisco Push. syntheticamphetamine hallucinogen that goes for twenty oldbucks a tab.
    • Fugh-edibles
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Ganja-Gool
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • Genre
        • Brand new drug that Roderick gives to Liam to make Liam more open-minded, a digital-psychopharma hybrid. "Hits your implant and your bloodstream. Sends you straight to the silent era and back." Later, after being kidnapped, Liam doses Caleb. (Season 3 episode Genre)
    • Glint
        • Drug Jerri cooks up in episode Old Habits, New Beginnings - also known as glow, glimmer and Satan's Hairlip. "Rub it on your lips then just relax and let it take you away"
    • Green Golfers
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • H.F.S.
        • Holy Fucking Shit. Synthetic drug that the guys are sent to high school to investigate. Channing Tatum says it tastes like cool ranch, and what do you know - their coach is eating Cool Ranch Doritos when they see him.
    • Hobe-Token
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • How Long Has That Van Been There?
        • A marijuana strain.
    • Inners
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Jersey Turnpipe
        • Jimmy gets ready for when marijuana will be legal in New Jersey by preparing several New Jersey themed weed products. (Episode 2/23/2021)
    • K-Lax
        • Recreational drug Rick makes using the Kalaxian crystals that Abradolph Lincoler gave his life for (Season 1 episode Ricksy Business)
        • Morty, Summer and Bruce Chutpack are arrested and charged with possession of Kalaxian crystal dust and Changeformer genocide. (Season 5 episode Amortycan Grickfitti)
    • KT-28
        • Also known as Katie, street drug mentioned by the Knot Tops youth gang member that humiliates a young Jehovah's Witness named Wade Tillman, the future Detective Looking Glass, stripping him naked and stealing his clothes in a house of mirrors moments before the giant squid lands in New York. (Season 1 episode Little Fear of Lightning)
    • Labrador
        • Essentially dog feces since Man's dog, a Labrador Retriever, ate his stash.
    • LF
        • Lysergic Foam, a recreational drug that produces the happiest effects; expanded consciousness and synthetic bliss.
    • Locus Coeruleus
        • (Season 3 episode 14 El Matadero)Likely inspired by the fictional drug Adrenochrome in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the zombified gland that Nick and Troy consume at the Bazar, which is described as "pure adrenaline", does exist in the human brain (while the adrenal glands do not), though is not believed to possess any psychedelic properties.
    • LSD Mach 3
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Lucille Eightball
        • One of the designer drug Sarah Lynn mentions that's named after a celebrity (Season 3 episode 11 That's Too Much, Man!)
    • Luke Cage
        • Recreational drug being sold in Harlem, in an attempt to capitalize on Luke Cage's popularity. (Season 2 episode Soul Brother #1)
    • The Moon
        • Peyote product sold at the Big Fruit fruit and vegetable stand for $80.
    • MPH
        • Speed drug developed in Section Five at Global Dynamics (Season 1 episode Blink)
    • Muscle
        • Cub drug of choice, outlawed since the Little War. Originally developed for armed combat, the drug was designed to speed up reactions. It increased a man's strength tenfold, giving him ample time to deal with an enemy. But its action was too violent tocontrol; it forced the heart to do a day's work in minutes. A man lived impossibly fast with Muscle in his bloodstream. Only the very young could use it.
    • Nolan-weed
        • Will smokes the marijuana he finds in the guest bedroom nightstand that Charlie's holding for Nolan. Charlie: "You are not prepared for Nolan-weed. (Episode Charlie Tests His Will Power)
    • Outers
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Panda
        • One of Lance's three heroin options for Vincent: This is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And that is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany... But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went.
    • Pineapple Express
        • The super special and rare strand of marijuana that Saul sells to Dale. Saul: "This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed." Dale: "So this is the product of baby fucking." Also described as smelling like God's vagina. Not a real strain at the time the movie was released, but is now able to be purchased at marijuana dispensaries.
    • Protase 130
        • Also known as "Shadow". Synthetic hallucinogen and party drug (Season 2 episode 6 We Should Have Seen This Coming)
    • Purple Nurple
        • Marijuana strain that Saul mentions when he's being taken down into the bunker and sees all the weed.
    • Q
        • Recreational drug that Beth mentions when she's breaking down all of her artificial parts for Remy - the reason for her needing a new liver, stomach and lungs.
    • Rapture
        • Recreational drug, mentioned a few times by the preacher and Big Jim in season 1, mentioned by name in episode The Fourth Hand.
    • Sacramento Red Hot
        • Grade-A hyper sucrose. It'll put a human in a diabetic coma for a month, but to a puppet, pure ecstasy.
    • Scag
        • Recreational drug: Scag is twelve oldbucks a bag, Frisco Push goes for twenty a tab, but the Free-Vee will freak you for nothing.
    • Singapore Grey
        • Hashish Raoul Duke mentions immediately before meeting Savage Lucy. "My idea was to get into the room, accept the booze and baggage delivery, the smoke my last big chunk of singapore grey while watching Walter Cronkite and my attorney to arrive."
    • Sodium Amber Thiesson
        • The drug that verkill gives to Ramses to make him talk (Season 1 episode Rising)
    • Soma
        • Drug handed out for free to all the citizens of the World State. In small doses, soma makes people feel good. In large doses, it creates pleasant hallucinations and a sense of timelessness. The citizens of the World State are encouraged to take soma by "hypnopaedic” sayings like "A gram is better than a damn.” When they experience strong negative emotions, citizens take a soma "holiday” to distract them from the unpleasant feelings.
        • Street drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit, allowing users to drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human.
    • Spanish Trampoline
        • Name that Ted comes up with for Marijuana strain he's selling. Used to be Spanish Mudflaps, but Troy likes to trampoline.
    • Spice
        • Illicit drug that C-3PO mentions when Darth Vader captures Princess Leia's ship: "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel, smashed into who knows what!"
        • There are several signs written in Aurabesh advertising spice on Corellia.(Season 1 episode Decommissioned)
        • In order to get her parlor back, Cid plans to disrupt Roland’s spice deal with the Pykes. (Season 1 episode Infested)
    • Substance D
        • While posing as a drug user, Arctor becomes addicted to "Substance D" (also referred to as "Slow Death", "Death" or "D"), a powerful psychoactive drug.
        • D is for dumbness and despair and desertion. The desertion of your friends from you, you from your friends. Everyone from everyone. Isolation and Ioneliness and hating and suspecting each other. D is, finally, death. Slow death. From the head down.
    • The Sun
        • Peyote product sold at the Big Fruit fruit and vegetable stand for $200. The most powerful peyote you will ever take.
    • Super Lemon Haze
        • The marijuana strain that Ted, John and Sam find in the field when Ted crashes the car. Apparently it's a really rare strain - a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."
    • Swank
        • Illegal drug that's ten times more addictive than marijuana, introduced by the evil dude in the McBain movie scene. (Season 4 episode Last Exit to Springfield)
    • Synchronic
        • A DMT like designer drug synthesized from a red flower than only grows in a very isolated region of the California desert that causes the user to experience time as it actually is, rather than the linear, one-event-after-another way that we normally experience it.
    • Taxi
        • Street drug Jake and Amy investigate. It's called Taxi because it's yellow and it takes you where you want to be. (Season 3 episode The Mattress)
    • That God Drug
        • Also known as slayer, cutty-cutty, double cutty, Elmo, cat vag, Long Island brain slice, and Funt. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities, and it gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. You realize the face of God is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it, and it hates you. It's a razor sharp crystal you tuck under your eyelid. And then when your ocular cavity starts bleeding, It goes directly into your brain. Just when you can't take any more, you poop your mouth. (Season 4 episode Scariest Movie Ever)
    • WHYPHY
        • Stands for: Work Hard? Yes / Play Hard? Yes. Narcotic. Study drug. Described as Adderall mixed with Ecstacy mixed with god knows what else. Students take it and get laser focused for 4 hours of studying and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
    • Yellow Submarines
        • Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Zephos
        • Recreational drug that killed a 300 pound Jababian. The wrong amount will kill you instantly. The right amount will keep you dancing shirtless on a nightclub in Monacofor 17 hours.

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