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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves the change the name.
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Category Filter: COOKIES

  • Cookies
    • Baby Jesus Cream Cookies
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Boy Scouts of America Cookies
        • Cookie product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. "They're wet" (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Brenner's Cookie Dough Ice Cream
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Casey Jr. Cookies
        • Train car is branded J.Grant Bakery / Casey Jr. Cookies. "Casey Jr." is the name of the locomotive hauling the WDP Circus train in Dumbo. J.Grant is the name of one one of the writers of Dumbo.

    • Chocolate Snaps
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Christmas Clusters
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Chuckle Lucks
        • Fictional girl scout cookies. When Joe sneaks up on the Joes, he says, "I'll take two cases of Thin Mintsand a box of Chuckle Lucks."
    • Cocoa Nibs
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
        • Generic cookie product that Bart puts in the cart at CostMo Foods grocery store. (Season 12 episode Simpson Safari)
    • Dago-Bud
        • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

    • Dark Choco Cookie Squares
        • Cookie product sold at Shopwell's, visible behind the Dark Lord, visible during the second opening song, after Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond.
    • Dharma Initiative Assorted Cookies
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes One of Them, Dave)
    • Dharma Initiative Chocolate Chip Cookies
        • Dharma branded food product. (Behind the scenes episode Lost: On Location)
    • Dharma Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Dave)

    • Dharma Initiative Vanilla Cookies
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Mysteries of the Universe)
    • Fig Twisties
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Fudge Clusters
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Fudge Packed Cookies
        • Cookie product sold at Shopwell's, singing during the opening song, visible during the battle with the gods.
    • Hanukah Menorah-eos
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Holiday Macaroons
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Hooskerdoo
        • Cookies Ruffles the dog stole from a Girl Scout in Abed's attack ad in season 6 episode 2.
    • Little Bitties
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Mint Treasures
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Mr. Burns' Old Fashioned Good Time Extra Chewy Cookies
        • When the Nuclear Inspection Van shows up at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Mr. Burns claims to be a cookie factory. (Season 5 episode Homer Goes to College)
    • Nana Doodles
        • Girl scout type Cookies that Diane buys from a little girl that comes into the bar (Season 4 episode 6 I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday)
    • Nut Fudgies
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Rudolph Snow Cookies
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Santa Shortbread
        • The equivalent of Girl Scout cookies - sold by The Brown Birds of America. (Season 3 episode The One where Rachel Quits)
    • Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects
        • Cookie product available in The Citadel of Ricks: "There's a Rick that held a factory hostage after murdering his boss and several coworkers. The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies. He made us all take a look at what we were doing. And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom. We captured that taste and we keep giving it to him so he can give it right back to you in every bite of new Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects. Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick." (Season 3 episode The Ricklantis Mixup)
    • Simple Rick's Simple Wafers Wafer Cookie
        • Cookie product available in The Citadel of Ricks: "60 iterations off the central finite curve, there's a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating. His name is Simple Rick, but he's no dummy. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he'd ever create was his daughter. We captured that moment. We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind. And the chemical it makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick's Simple Wafers Wafer cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's." (Season 3 episode The Ricklantis Mixup)
    • Sweet Bear
        • Bear shaped cookies that Homer feeds to Rod and Todd when he babysits them. (Season 12 episode Children of a Lesser Clod)
    • S'mores Snacks
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Tennis Cookee
        • Marge buys snacks for the new tennis court at the Springfield Grocery Store. (Season 12 episode Tennis the Menace)
    • Vanilla Nom Noms
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Wonderland Cookies
        • Cookies that contain Blink, a powerful hallucinogen containing a substance similar to Promicin that causes users to see people from their past. (Season 3 episode Blink)
    • Wookie Cookies
        • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)


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