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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves the change the name.
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  • Condiments
    • ACME Extra Hot Chili Sauce
        • ACME branded condiment from the Baby Herman cartoon Somethin's Cookin'. There's a jar on the shelf with pots and pans that fall on Roger Rabbit.
    • ALF Mayonnaise
        • Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, from the Season 2 DVD menus.
    • Bar-B-Q Sauce
        • Generic condiment product from Bart and Lisa's script for a new Itchy & Scratchy cartoon: Itchy is a barber, and he pours barbecue sauce on Scratchy's head, followed by a box of flesh-eating ants. (Season 4 episode The Front)
    • BBQ Sauce
        • Generic barbecue sauce product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as part of a DIY BBQ kit that also comes with a pig and a knife. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
        • Generic barbecue sauce product sold at Shopwell's, visible during the second opening song, after Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond.
    • Betty's Bees Honey
        • A honey-based product made by Betty's Bees from Season 2 Episode 1 Bzzzzzzzzz! Now with more honey!
    • Brickle's Honey Mustard
        • Mustard product sold at Shopwell's. "Holy shit, I've been chosen! Booya bitches, I'm outta here!"
    • Butter Buds Imitation Butter
        • Butter Martin mentions (Season 2 episode Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye)
    • Catsup
        • Generic condiment product at the grocery store. Mr. Burns can't decide between Ketchup and Catsup. (Season 8 episode The Old Man and the Lisa)
    • Cheesy Does It
        • Spray can of cheese in Homer's grocery bag that he uses to write a message for Santa's Little Helper to go get help when Maggie gets stuck in a newspaper vending machine - but the dog just eats it. "Follow me to trapped baby" (Season 7 episode 22 Short Films About Springfield)
    • Cloverbloom Honey
        • Everett "the Maverick" Sloan hosts the show Highway Hits on local radio station WOTW in Cayuga, New Mexico, brought to you by Santa Mira Mill and Cloverbloom Honey, with co-sponsorship from the business of the week, the Udder Stand - providing the whole valley with the coldest confections and the sweetest slurgs.
    • D12 Dirty Salsa
        • At the end of the video for "My Band" D12 is dressed up as a Mariachi band and Eminem is holding a bottle of D12 Dirty Salsa.
    • Dharma Initiative A-1 Sauce
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Left Behind)
    • Dharma Initiative Ketchup
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes Adrift, Everybody Hates Hugo, A Tale of Two Cities)
    • Dharma Initiative Mayonnaise
        • Dharma branded food product. (Behind the scenes episode Lost: The Auction)
    • Dharma Initiative Mustard
        • Dharma branded food product. (Behind the scenes episode Lost: The Auction)
    • Dharma Initiative Olive Oil
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Adrift)
    • Dharma Initiative Salad Dressing: Ranch Composite
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Everybody Hates Hugo)
    • Dharma Initiative Vegetable Oil
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Adrift)
    • Dharma Initiative Vinegar
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Everybody Hates Hugo)
    • Dips
        • Generic snack food product being carried by a bird person seen flying outside BoJack's bedroom window during the party he throws after finding out he was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Secretariat (one of four products seen as part of a reference to the movie Weird Science, when Lisa describes the party at Wyatt's house to Gary's parents... "chips, dips, chains, whips." (Season 1 episode 10 It's You)
    • Dixie Brand Mayonnaise
        • Sponsor of Dick Clark's Springfield Rockin' Eve. "Whoo, Lordy, what a mayonnaise!" (Season 11 episode Treehouse of Horror X - segment Life's a Glitch, Then You Die)
    • Drizzlers Gravies
        • Ovenfresh Industries sponsors the Oven Fresh Bakeoff contest, brought to you by the Ovenfresh Flour family of products, including Li'l Fatso Cupcakes, Drizzlers Gravies, American Pride Radar-Guided Missile Systems and Quetzalcoatl's Choice Mexican Food. (Season 16 episode All's Fair in Oven War)
    • El Guaco
        • Guacamole product sold at Shopwell's, visible in the Mexican saloon, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Frumunda Sauce New record added 6/15/2021
        • Charlie offers Jake chicken with "frumunda sauce" while eating Chinese take-out - sauce "fromunda" the toilet. (Season 1 episode Sara Like Puny Alan)
    • Grapok Sauce
        • Worf's son Alexander chooses bregit lung for dinner. The other Klingons mock him, offering him way too much grapok sauce, because it "brings out the flavor". (Season 6 episode Sons and Daughters)
    • Great Scott Salad Dressing
        • Michael's homemade salad dressing brand (Episode Dunder Mifflin Infinity)
    • Health Tomato Ketchup
        • Generic food product from opening dance sequence (Steve Martin's All Commercials TV special)
    • High Seas Blue Cheese Salad Dressing
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • High Seas Italian Salad Dressing
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • High Seas Vinaigrette Salad Dressing
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Hoffarth Farms Sweet-hot Mustard
        • Condiment product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Hoffarth Farms Unsalted Whipped Butter
        • Condiment product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Honeymoon Butter
        • Food product" We skim the richest cream off the top of the finest milk from our best cows and pump it directly into the waterbeds of our honeymoon suites. In the morning, butter. Rhythm rich. It really is made with love." (Steve Martin's All Commercials TV special)
    • I Can't Believe It's Not Scratchy
        • Butter-type product in the Itchy and Scratchy cartoon shown in the Anthro 101: Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography class on Springfield University. (Season 14 episode Little Girl in the Big Ten)
    • Jiffy
        • An example of the Mandela Effect - some people remember the name of the peanut butter brand as Jiffy instead of Jif… False memory? Alternate timeline? Computer simulation glitch?
    • Ketchup
        • Generic condiment product at the grocery store. Mr. Burns can't decide between Ketchup and Catsup. (Season 8 episode The Old Man and the Lisa)
    • Killaman
        • Soy sauce product, fictional version of Kikkoman. DVD Bonus Features include a short ad for the product with actors from the film.
    • Krusty Brand Mayonnaise
        • Condiment product recalled due to being tainted that Kent Brockman asks Krusty the Clown about at a press conference. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Mayo
        • After sneaking into the Flanders house in the middle of the night to steal stuff, Homer makes a sandwich while talking to Ned. (Season 10 episode 30 Minutes Over Tokyo)
    • Mayonnaise
        • Generic mayonnaise product Marge uses to make sandwiches (Season 2 episode Treehouse of Horror - segment: Bad Dream House) Homer's Vegas wife Amber makes him a sandwich. (Season 13 episode Brawl in the Family)
    • Moba Jam
        • Bashir attempts to replicate hot butter scones, moba jam and red leaf tea - but Sloan has deactivated his reflector. (Season 6 episode Inquisition)
    • Mr. Brenner's Fancy Yellow Mustard
        • Condiment product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Mr. Sorcerer Steak Sauce
        • The sliders discover that the man behind The Sorcerer - a corporation that sells products from other worlds, such as steak sauce - is actually Quinn's counterpart, a fellow slider. (Season 2 episode Into the Mystic)
    • Mustard
        • Generic condiment Milhouse sprays on a convertible passing under the overpass where he and Bart are hanging out. (Season 7 episode 22 Short Films About Springfield) Generic mustard that Homer eats on his thawed sink hotdogs that Marge left him. (Season 8 episode A Milhouse Divided)
    • Nano-butter
        • The "particularly good" croissants served in The Hero's Lounge, the cafeteria at the re-opened A.E.G.I.S. branch in The City, which The Tick calls, "buttery in all the right places", are flavored with high tech nano-butter, which is "like regular butter, but smaller, more advanced." (Season 2 episode A.E.G.I.S. and You)
    • Nascar Ketchup
        • Joke Tahani makes, in her alias character Rhonda Mumps who work down at the hotdog factory. (Season 2 episode Rhonda, Diana, Jake and Trent)
    • Nock'tah Sauce
        • Bortus and Klyden argue over who ate the last of the nock'tah sauce on their prawgus cake, while they try to quit smoking the cigarettes found in the 2015 time capsule. (Season 2 episode Lasting Impressions)
    • Oui Monsieur Yellow Mustard
        • Condiment product sold at Shopwell's, visible when customer exchanges his mustard, visible during the bath salts attack, visible during the battle with the gods, visible during the food orgy.
    • Pico De Gallo
        • Sauce product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera, visible during the bath salts attack.
    • Ragtime Organic Tomato Ketchup
        • Condiment product sold at Shopwell's, visible when customer exchanges his mustard, visible during the battle with the gods.
    • Real Mayonnaise
        • Generic condiment that Walt uses to make his prisoner Krazy-8's sandwich. (Season 1 episode And the Bag's in the River)
    • Salsa
        • Product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as a substitute for Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Salt
        • Generic salt product seen in The Nice Man Giveth, the play that the children of Springfield Elementary put on in order to try to get Mr. Burns to donate money to the school. (Season 11 episode Grift of the Magi) Generic salt product in the candy store where Bart and Milhouse go wild. (Season 11 episode Last Tap Dance in Springfield)
    • Shopwell's Oyster Sauce
        • Store brand sauce product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Shopwell's Salsa
        • Salsa product sold at Shopwell's, visible in the MILF's shopping cart, visible during the battle with the gods.
    • Shopwell's Sweet & Smoky BBQ Sauce
        • Condiment sold at Shopwell's, visible when Lavash and Sammy spot their aisle, visible during the battle with the gods.
    • Shopwell's Tub'o Mayo
        • Condiment product sold at Shopwell's, visible when customer exchanges his mustard, visible during the battle with the gods.
    • Spicy Sauce
        • Condiment product in the Simpson refrigerator when Homer attaches a tent to keep cool in the heat of summer. (Season 6 episode Bart of Darkness)
    • Syrup of Squill
        • Syrup of squill, often served on groatcakes, has been unavailable for over a year due to the drought on Balancar, which Quark proves was a scam to increase the value. (Season 6 episode The Magnificent Ferengi)
    • Tiny Gherkin Sweet Pickle Relish
        • Relish product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Ubik Salad Dressing
        • Wild new Ubik salad dressing, not Italian, not French, but an entirely new and different taste treat that's waking up the world. Wake up to Ubik and be wild! Safe when taken as directed.
    • Vilm Sauce
        • The Orion Syndicate goons on Farius that Miles infiltrates order some nozala sandwiches with extra vilm sauce. (Season 6 episode Honor Among Thieves)
        • Starting with a large shipment of surplus yamok sauce that Quark is unable to sell, Jake and Nog make a succession of trades for various items under the name The NohJay Consortium, including self-sealing stem bolts, ending up with a strip of land on Bajor. (Season 1 episode Progress)
        • Cardassian prisoner Marritza tells Kira that the replicated Sem'hal stew could use some yamok sauce. (Season 1 episode Duet)
        • In anticipation of returning Cardassians, Quark smuggles in 10,000 wrappages of Cardassian yamok sauce. (Season 6 episode Call to Arms)
        • Quark: Break out the kanar, and find me some yamok sauce. (Season 6 episode Call to Arms)
    • Yellow Miracle Lemon Chicken Sauce
        • Noodle product sold at Shopwell's, visible on the international aisle when Frank is reunited with Brenda.

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