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  • Clowns
    • Angry the Clown
        • Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. (Season 7 episode Radioactive Man)
    • BeelzeBozo
        • Fictional alter ego of the late, great comedian Bill Hicks, from a bit in which he said he was available for children's parties as an evil clown.
    • Bippy the Clown
        • Clown from Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus (Season 8 episode Oedipus Wrecks)
    • Blumpy
        • New record added 6/21/2022
        • Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • Bonko the Clown
        • Hack clown that Krusty mentions when his agent suggests opening a clown college. (Season 6 episode Homie the Clown)
    • Boo-Bi the Clown
        • New record added 6/8/2022
        • Listing in the yellow pages when Maddie looks investigates the death of The Great Kandinsky. "The Clown with TricksĒ (Season 2 episode In God We Strongly Suspect)
    • Cappy the Clown
        • Clown hired to perform at Gennaro's daughter's birthday party he missed due to the trip to Costa Rica. Chapter: Hammond.
    • Clownin'
        • After discovering the Taskrabbit app, the guys become Rancho Cucamonga's Premier Clown Troupe. (Season 4 episode We Be Clownin')
    • Dr. Clowneous
        • Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. (Season 7 episode Radioactive Man)
    • Eric the Clown
        • Clown at a childrens birthday party played by Jon Favreau that George argues with about Bozo the Clown, shortly before a fire starts and George runs out first, pushing women and children out of his way. (Season 5 episode The Fire)
    • Guapo the Clown
        • One of the magicians mentioned in the "Poof's Whoops!" section of Poof, a magazine for magicians, under the "Dove and Animal Deaths" header, for accidentally killing a long eared rabbit named Skip. (Season 4)
    • Hoohah
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Jitters
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Kent Brockman the Clown
        • New clown hosting the Krusty the Clown Show when Krusty fails to show up for work after his bender to end all benders. (Season 9 episode The Last Temptation of Krust)
    • Krispy the Klown
        • Krusty the Clown auditions for the part of Krispy the Klown, the main evil clown in the Radioactive Man movie, a role he doesn't get, but he's told he could be up for one of the other evil clowns - Angry the Clown, or Dr. Clowneous. (Season 7 episode Radioactive Man)
    • The Krusty Hotline
        • Phone line advertised on the back of Bart's box of Frosty Krusty Flakes. Kids! Call the Krusty Hotline! Dial 1-909-O-U-KLOWN. (Season 3 episode Stark Raving Dad)
    • Lobsweat
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Mr. Baldo
        • Bob tells Will a story about Mr. Baldo the clown from the Roane County Fair haunting his dreams. (Season 2 episode Chapter Three: The Pollywog)
    • Mr. Froufrou
        • Clown charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inviting a riot, attempted assault, attacking an officer and resisting arrest. (Season 1 episode Wonder Drugs)
    • Noodles the Clown
        • Clown serving champagne for the grand opening of Fortune Megastore's 112th store, the one in Springfield. (Season 10 episode Monty Can't Buy Me Love) One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Nutsy the Clown
        • The clown that takes Krusty's place when Homer imagines a world without Krusty. (Season 12 episode Day of the Jackanapes)
    • Oopsie
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper) Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • Poppo the Clown
        • A celebrity clown that visits Nantucket. (Season 2 episode A Little Nightmare Music)
    • Rocko the Clown
        • 'The only caterer in town' muddles two parties, sending the Boulderettes to Pebbles's kiddie party and Rocko the Clown to the Water Buffalo Lodge.†(Episode Pebbles' Birthday Party)
    • Rungo the Clown
        • Local shopping mall featuring an appearance by the TV show character Funbucket, and Rungo the Clown. (Season 1 episode The Matter Transfer Array)
    • Rusty the Clown
        • Discount clown balloon in Springfield's Thanksgiving Day parade, presented by Costington's department store. (Season 11 episode Homer vs. Dignity)
    • Scummo
        • New record added 6/21/2022
        • Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • Scuzzo
        • New record added 6/21/2022
        • Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • Seesaw
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Sergeant Serious
        • New record added 6/21/2022
        • Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • Sir Widebottom
        • One of the clowns that narrowly escapes from Krusty's clown car that Bart runs over with his stolen tank. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Sotto the Mime
        • DIane's friend that she brings into the bar (Season 4 episode 7 2 Good to Be 4 Real)
    • Stinko
        • New record added 6/21/2022
        • Krusty shows the bank robber the Worst of 2007 edition of Laffways Magazine, which names Krusty the least funny clown, worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy, even worse than Sergeant Serious. (Season 19 episode I Donít Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
    • T.K.
        • Children's party entertainer the guys compete against when they become clowns to earn extra money to be able to afford to pay somebody to fix their pool slide. (Season 4 episode We Be Clownin')

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