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  • Classes
    • Acting for Soap Operas
        • Acting class that Joey teaches. (The One With the Race Car Bed)
    • Acting Out Your Sexual Fantasies Improv
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine's party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • Advanced Advanced Decomp
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Advanced Breath Holding
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Advanced Claims Denial
        • Class available at Greendale Community College that Annie mentions. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Advanced Peek-a-boo
        • Class featured at the exclusive Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School. (Season 15 episode Smart & Smarter)
    • Aerobics for Lovers
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine's party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • Anthro 101: Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography
        • Class at Springfield University. "All you do is watch Itchy and Scratchy cartoons" (Season 14 episode Little Girl in the Big Ten)
    • Antics 101
        • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV. For women only! (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • The Art of Oral Sex
        • Class that Allen's wife wanted to take but they couldn't afford it.
    • The Art of the Thriller
        • Creative writing class taught by Professor Charles Lattimore.
    • Avoidance Lessons
        • Price $6 / per stare missed. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Baby Talk
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Basic Grifting
        • When a clever clever con man, Professor DeSalvo, uses his class to cheat the study group, they enlist Jeff to get revenge. The situation goes awry as Britta and Dean Pelton get involved in Jeff and Professor DeSalvo's scamming competition. (Season 6 episode Grifting 101)
    • Can I Fry That?
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Clapping Lessons
        • 1-800-862-0267. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Class 101
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Coping with Senility
        • Jasper Beardly says he's supposed to attend the Microwave Cookery class, but he's actually there for Coping with senility. (Season 4 episode Duffless)
    • Critical Media Literacy and Politics of Gender
        • The class that Chang enrolls in to be able to participate in the paintball tournament, which is only for students. (Season 1 episode Modern Warfare)
    • Cunnilingus Class
        • Class on cunnilingus, taught by Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone. (Season 3 episode Cunnilingus Class)
    • Daddy and Me Swimming Class
        • Homer and Maggie attend the "Daddy and Me Swimming Class" at the Springfield YMCA. "No Stepfathers" (Season 11 episode Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder)
    • Dealing with the Disturbed Child EdB-211
        • Charlie Decker: None of his instructors in Dealing with the Disturbed Child EdB-211 had ever told him he might someday have to deal with a student who would attack him on a personal level.
    • Escaping the Limo, Prof. Keith Richards
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Evelyn Woodski Slow Reading Course
        • This is the way you were taught to read, averaging hundreds or thousands of words per minute. This is… the way… you could… be reading… with the… Evelyn Wooski… slow… reading… course. (Ray Charles - 11/12/77)
    • Expressive Typography in New Media
        • Class that Pam takes at Pratt School of Design (Season 5 episode Weight Loss)
    • Family Living
        • Mandatory high school class Justine has to take. (Season 2 episode Rosalie)
    • Family Skills
        • Court ordered class that Homer and Marge attend when the kids are taken away by the child welfare department and handed over to the Flanders as foster children. (Season 7 episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
    • Feminist Representations in Media
        • 
Class the girls of the study group take, and Abed. (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
    • Femistry
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, Yale has finally forbidden men from taking science. Lisa contemplates majoring in Femistry and Galgebra. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • First Communion 101
        • Father Sean's class at St. Jerome's Catholic School. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
    • First Defense 101
        • Self defense class for women that Jerry teaches.
    • Freeing the Artist Within
        • 

Art class that Marge teaches at Waterville State Penitentiary. (Season 12 episode Pokey Mom)
    • Fundamentals of Law
        • Jeff returns to Greendale as a teacher. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Funk-dancing for Self Defense
        • Class that Moe teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Galgebra
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, Yale has finally forbidden men from taking science. Lisa contemplates majoring in Femistry and Galgebra. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • Gender Issues in Sport
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Get up N flow
        • Beck's early morning exercise class. (Pilot episode)
    • Good Person Lessons
        • Chidi tries to help Eleanor become a better person and earn a spot in the Good Place. (Season 1 episode Flying)
    • Got Your Nose and Other Lies
        • Class featured at the exclusive Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School. (Season 15 episode Smart & Smarter)
    • Guerilla Marketing 101
        • Tom's training class to teach his coworkers how to sell Snake Juice, his new high-end, Kahlua-style liqueur. (Season 3 episode The Fight)
    • Half-pipes and Hash Pipes
        • Dean Pelton: So, Archie, have you heard about our Half-pipes and Hash Pipes class, taught by professor Shaun White? (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • The History of Ice Cream
        • When someone hacks Greendale's registration records and overbooks the History of Ice Cream class, Dean Pelton comes up with a contest called the Hunger Deans. Dean Pelton: There are 35 tests of strength and agility. The winner of each one of these contests will be awarded a red rubber ball. No ball, no ice cream. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • The History of Ideas
        • Class that Tamara Lyons takes, in which her T.A. Anton explains how a lot of words we use to describe an attractive person used to be words for magic, like the word charm that originally meant a magic spell. (Story: Liking What You See)
    • History of Something
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Horizon Beyond
        • Weyland Yutani's officer training program.
    • How to Chew Tobacco
        • Class that Lenny teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • How to Make Friends
        • Comic Book Guy meets Agnes Skinner while attending a class on how to make friends at the Springfield Adult Center. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)
    • How to Make Love to a Real Man
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine's party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • How to Render a Man Helpless with Your Thumb
        • Class Casey considers taking at the local college (Season 6 episode All's Fare)
    • I Thought You Might Benefit from a Few of the Old Bill McNeal Rules of Speech Etiquette and Presentation
        • Fake course from joke that Dave makes. Bill: "I taught a course on it at the learning annex." Dave: "You did? What course was that? The 'I thought you might benefit from a few of the old Bill McNeal rules of speech etiquette and presentation' course? Well, you know what, Bill? To be perfectly honest with you, I am a little nervous about public speaking, and I probably could use a few tips." (Season 2 episode In Through the Out Door - episode title inspired by Led Zeppelin)
    • Instagram for Besties
        • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Intro to Guitar Slinging with Brian Setzer
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Intro to Italian Wines
        • Class Jeff takes, along with Pierce and Chang. (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
    • Intro to Senselessness
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Introduction to Basics
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Introduction to Cooking
        • Cooking class that Monica and Joey walk into to, and end up taking. (Season 8 episode The One With the Cooking Class)
    • Introduction to Heist
        • When bank robber Mel mentions going to night school, Bob makes a joke about the name of a class - Introduction to Heist. But he's actually talking about - You are Responsible for Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges as an Adult. (Season 5 episode Desperate Sessions)
    • Jill Taylor's Remedial Aerobics Course
        • Class available at the Jill Taylor Fitness Center, Jill recommends for Sledge Hammer (Season 1 episode The Spa Who Loved Me)
    • The Joy of Pork
        • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV - seen on flier on the wall. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Ladders
        • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
        • When the class is actually shown, near the end of the episode, the name written on the board beneath the professor's name is "The Anatomy of Ladders". (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Lap Running
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Learning!
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Lesbian Studies
        • Class Casey considers taking at the local college (Season 6 episode All's Fare)
    • Lyric Workshop with Tom Petty
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Magic Wand
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Massage Yourself at Home
        • Phoebe says she lost her clients to her Massage Yourself at Home workshop. (Season 1 episode The One With the Ick Factor)
    • Math 1-2-3
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Microwave Cookery
        • Jasper Beardly says he's supposed to attend the Microwave Cookery class, but he's actually there for Coping with senility. (Season 4 episode Duffless)
    • Movement for Lava Monsters
        • Class taught at The New Architect Training School that Vicki announces is now full. (Season 4 episode Mondays, Am I Right?)
    • Nicholas Cage: Good Or Bad?
        • New course at Greendale from dramatic professor Sean Garrity. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
    • Nuclear Physics 101
        • After the Nuclear Inspection Van raids the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer's job and the future of his family hinges on his successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. (Season 5 episode Homer Goes to College)
    • Opinions
        • Abed: My final film school class is just called Opinions. Professor Taylor is scheduled to teach, but I have a rebuttal. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Orange Eating
        • Class Hans Moleman teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Organize Your Life
        • Maria Portlesman teaches a class called Organize Your Life at the William Percy Recreation Center. (Season 2 episode Leslie's House)
    • P.E.E.
        • Physical Education Education - class that Shirley and Troy take at Greendale. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • Premenopausal Postfeminist Experiential Marketing
        • Class that Britta is taking. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Principles of Intermediate
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Reading?
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • The Remedial History of the Jellybean
        • Joke Toshiba makes: Then do something. If I fail science, I'm stuck with you next year in the remedial history of the jellybean.
    • Remedial Science 1A
        • Class Homer flunked in high school, and therefore didn't actually graduate. (Season 4 episode The Front)
    • Rotary Phone Maintenance
        • Dean Pelton: Back in 1968, Leonard got an "A" in Rotary Phone Maintenance. Since then, he's been taking every other class pass/fail to keep a perfect G.P.A. (Season 4 episode Basic Human Anatomy)
    • Secrets of a Successful Marriage
        • Class that Homer teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Sensitivity Therapy Encounter
        • Roz is sent to anger management class. (Season 5 episode Jung and the Restless)
    • Simplified Chinese
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Singing Lessons
        • Price $4 per note / $1 per cough. Voice not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Skull Fragment Collection
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Strip for Your Wife
        • Homer attends classes Strip for your Wife and Successmanship 101 at the Springfield Extension School. "Find the answers to your problems at Springfield Extension School" (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
    • Studyology
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Successmanship 101
        • Stark Richdale's class at the Springfield Extension School where he teaches Megatronics. (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
    • Tasty Tourist 101
        • Joke Burt makes when he's conditioning El Blanco not to go after Tyler's Jeep. "Good morning, class. I'm Dr. Pavlov. Welcome to Tasty Tourist 101.
    • Tethered Swimming
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Theoretical Phys Ed
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Tie-pulling Lessons
        • Tie-pulling class. Tie not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Toaster Oven 101
        • Joke Michael and Dwight make at Ryan's expense after it is revealed that he's the one that started the fire. "Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school. Did you miss that day Ryan? Were you absent from Toaster Oven 101." (Season 2 episode The Fire)
    • Turn a Man Into Putty in Your Hands
        • Class that Patty and Selma teach at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • TV Appreciation
        • Class that Abed teaches in one of the pitches for Season 7. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • TV, Media and Culture
        • Class the professor teaches that Alvy Singer confronts in the movie theater line.
    • VCR Repair
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • The Wave Harmonic Theory of Historical Perception
        • Field of study. According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Veet Voojagig pursued a brilliant academic career at the University of Maximegalon studying ancient philology, transformational ethics and the wave harmonic theory of historical perception.
    • When Is It Okay to Shake a Baby?
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Willy Wylerman's Golf Clinic
        • When Bob plan to join Emily at the school's summer camp - Camp Thundercloud, Jerry reminds Bob that Willy Wylerman's Golf Clinic is July 20. Bob thought it was August 20. (Season 3 episode Bob Hits the Ceiling)
    • You are Responsible for Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges as an Adult
        • When bank robber Mel mentions going to night school, Bob makes a joke about the name of a class - Introduction to Heist. But he's actually talking about - You are Responsible for Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges as an Adult. (Season 5 episode Desperate Sessions)

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