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  • Classes
    • Acting For Soap Operas
        • Acting class that Joey teaches. (The One With the Race Car Bed)
    • Acting Out Your Sexual Fantasies Improv New record added 10/21/2021
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine’s party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • Advanced Peek-a-boo
        • Class featured at the exclusive Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School. (Season 15 episode Smart & Smarter)
    • Aerobics For Lovers New record added 10/21/2021
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine’s party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • Anthro 101: Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography
        • Class at Springfield University. "All you do is watch Itchy and Scratchy cartoons" (Season 14 episode Little Girl in the Big Ten)
    • The Art Of Oral Sex
        • Class that Allen's wife wanted to take but they couldn't afford it.
    • The Art Of The Thriller
        • Creative writing class taught by Professor Charles Lattimore.
    • Avoidance Lessons
        • Price $6 / per stare missed. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Clapping Lessons
        • 1-800-862-0267. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Coping With Senility
        • Jasper Beardly says he's supposed to attend the Microwave Cookery class, but he's actually there for Coping with senility. (Season 4 episode Duffless)
    • Cunnilingus Class
        • Class on cunnilingus, taught by Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone. (Season 3 episode Cunnilingus Class)
    • Daddy and Me Swimming Class
        • Homer and Maggie attend the "Daddy and Me Swimming Class" at the Springfield YMCA. "No Stepfathers" (Season 11 episode Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder)
    • Dealing with The Disturbed Child EdB-211
        • Charlie Decker: None of his instructors in Dealing with the Disturbed Child EdB-211 had ever told him he might someday have to deal with a student who would attack him on a personal level.
    • Escaping The Limo, Prof. Keith Richards
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Evelyn Woodski Slow Reading Course
        • This is the way you were taught to read, averaging hundreds or thousands of words per minute. This is… the way… you could… be reading… with the… Evelyn Wooski… slow… reading… course. (Ray Charles - 11/12/77)
    • Expressive Typography In New Media
        • Class that Pam takes at Pratt School of Design (Season 5 episode Weight Loss)
    • Family Living
        • Mandatory high school class Justine has to take. (Season 2 episode Rosalie)
    • Family Skills
        • Court ordered class that Homer and Marge attend when the kids are taken away by the child welfare department and handed over to the Flanders as foster children. (Season 7 episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
    • Femistry
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, Yale has finally forbidden men from taking science. Lisa contemplates majoring in Femistry and Galgebra. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • First Communion 101
        • Father Sean's class at St. Jerome's Catholic School. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
    • First Defense 101
        • Self defense class for women that Jerry teaches.
    • Freeing The Artist Within
        • 

Art class that Marge teaches at Waterville State Penitentiary. (Season 12 episode Pokey Mom)
    • Funk-dancing For Self Defense
        • Class that Moe teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Galgebra
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, Yale has finally forbidden men from taking science. Lisa contemplates majoring in Femistry and Galgebra. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • Gender Issues In Sport
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Get up N flow
        • Beck's early morning exercise class. (Pilot episode)
    • Good Person Lessons
        • Chidi tries to help Eleanor become a better person and earn a spot in the Good Place. (Season 1 episode Flying)
    • Got Your Nose and Other Lies
        • Class featured at the exclusive Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School. (Season 15 episode Smart.
    • Guerilla Marketing 101
        • Tom's training class to teach his coworkers how to sell Snake Juice, his new high-end, Kahlua-style liqueur. (Season 3 episode The Fight)
    • The History Of Ideas
        • Class that Tamara Lyons takes, in which her T.A. Anton explains how a lot of words we use to describe an attractive person used to be words for magic, like the word charm that originally meant a magic spell. (Story: Liking What You See)
    • Horizon Beyond
        • Weyland Yutani's officer training program. (Nostromo Crew Profile for Ellen Ripley, The Alien Legacy DVD)
    • How To Chew Tobacco
        • Class that Lenny teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • How To Make Friends
        • Comic Book Guy meets Agnes Skinner while attending a class on how to make friends at the Springfield Adult Center. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)
    • How to Make Love to a Real Man New record added 10/21/2021
        • Class the woman that Dan hits on at Christine’s party mentions. (Season 8 episode Alone Again, Naturally)
    • How To Render A Man Helpless With Your Thumb
        • Class Casey considers taking at the local college (Season 6 episode All's Fare)
    • I Thought You Might Benefit From A Few Of The Old Bill McNeal Rules Of Speech Etiquette And Presentation
        • Fake course from joke that Dave makes. Bill: "I taught a course on it at the learning annex." Dave: "You did? What course was that? The ‘I thought you might benefit from a few of the old Bill McNeal rules of speech etiquette and presentation' course? Well, you know what, Bill? To be perfectly honest with you, I am a little nervous about public speaking, and I probably could use a few tips." (Season 2 episode In Through the Out Door - episode title inspired by Led Zeppelin)
    • Intro To Guitar Slinging with Brian Setzer
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Introduction To Cooking
        • Cooking class that Monica and Joey walk into to, and end up taking. (Season 8 episode The One With the Cooking Class)
    • Introduction to Heist New record added 10/10/2021
        • When bank robber Mel mentions going to night school, Bob makes a joke about the name of a class - Introduction to Heist. But he’s actually talking about - You are Responsible for Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges as an Adult. (Season 5 episode Desperate Sessions)
    • Jill Taylor's Remedial Aerobics Course
        • Class available at the Jill Taylor Fitness Center, Jill recommends for Sledge Hammer (Season 1 episode The Spa Who Loved Me)
    • Lap Running
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Lesbian Studies
        • Class Casey considers taking at the local college (Season 6 episode All's Fare)
    • Lyric Workshop with Tom Petty
        • Music class at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Massage Yourself At Home
        • Phoebe says she lost her clients to her Massage Yourself at Home workshop. (Season 1 episode The One With the Ick Factor)
    • Microwave Cookery
        • Jasper Beardly says he's supposed to attend the Microwave Cookery class, but he's actually there for Coping with senility. (Season 4 episode Duffless)
    • Movement For Lava Monsters
        • Class taught at The New Architect Training School that Vicki announces is now full. (Season 4 episode Monday's, Am I Right?)
    • Nuclear Physics 101
        • After the Nuclear Inspection Van raids the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer's job and the future of his family hinges on his successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. (Season 5 episode Homer Goes to College)
    • Orange Eating
        • Class Hans Moleman teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Organize Your Life
        • Maria Portlesman teaches a class called Organize Your Life at the William Percy Recreation Center. (Season 2 episode Leslie's House)
    • The Remedial History Of The Jellybean
        • Joke Toshiba makes: Then do something. If I fail science, I'm stuck with you next year in the remedial history of the jellybean.
    • Remedial Science 1A
        • Class Homer flunked in high school, and therefore didn't actually graduate. (Season 4 episode The Front)
    • Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
        • Class that Homer teaches at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • Sensitivity Therapy Encounter
        • Roz is sent to anger management class. (Season 5 episode Jung and the Restless)
    • Singing Lessons
        • Price $4 per note / $1 per cough. Voice not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Strip For Your Wife
        • Homer attends classes Strip for your Wife and Successmanship 101 at the Springfield Extension School. "Find the answers to your problems at Springfield Extension School" (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
    • Successmanship 101
        • Stark Richdale's class at the Springfield Extension School where he teaches Megatronics. (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
    • Tethered Swimming
        • P.E. class available at Springfield Elementary for students to sign up. (Season 6 episode Homer vs. Patty and Selma)
    • Tie-pulling Lessons
        • Tie-pulling class. Tie not included. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Toaster Oven 101
        • Joke Michael and Dwight make at Ryan's expense after it is revealed that he's the one that started the fire. "Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school. Did you miss that day Ryan? Were you absent from Toaster Oven 101." (Season 2 episode The Fire)
    • Turn A Man Into Putty In Your Hands
        • Class that Patty and Selma teach at the Adult Education Annex. (Season 5 episode Secrets of a Successful Marriage)
    • TV, Media and Culture New record added 9/25/2021
        • Class the professor teaches that Alvy Singer confronts in the movie theater line.
    • The Wave Harmonic Theory of Historical Perception
        • Field of study. According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Veet Voojagig pursued a brilliant academic career at the University of Maximegalon studying ancient philology, transformational ethics and the wave harmonic theory of historical perception.
    • Willy Wylerman’s Golf Clinic
        • When Bob plan to join Emily at the school’s summer camp - Camp Thundercloud, Jerry reminds Bob that Willy Wylerman’s Golf Clinic is July 20. Bob thought it was August 20. (Season 3 episode Bob Hits the Ceiling)
    • You Are Responsible For Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges As An Adult New record added 10/10/2021
        • When bank robber Mel mentions going to night school, Bob makes a joke about the name of a class - Introduction to Heist. But he’s actually talking about - You are Responsible for Your Own Social Interactions and Cultural Exchanges as an Adult. (Season 5 episode Desperate Sessions)

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