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  • Chips and Crackers
    • Apple Snacks
        • Snack food product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an 'A')
    • Bar-B-Q Chips
        • One of several fatty deep-fried, heavily-salted snacks Marge warns Homer about that he munches on while watching football. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek) Snack product Chief Wiggum eats. "Heavily Salted" (Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Chains
        • Generic snack food product being carried by a bird person seen flying outside BoJack's bedroom window during the party he throws after finding out he was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Secretariat (one of four products seen as part of a reference to the movie Weird Science, when Lisa describes the party at Wyatt's house to Gary's parents... "chips, dips, chains, whips." (Season 1 episode 10 It's You)
    • Chee-tos Crunchy
        • Snack product that Bart eats while watching Comic Book Guy's secret stash of bootleg videos. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)
    • Cheese Balls
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Cheese Puffs
        • Snack food Ross eats out of the bag hanging out with Phoebe after attending his new neighbor's party. (Season 5 episode The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey)
    • Cheesy Ballz
        • Snack food Morty tosses into the air and tries to catch in his mouth, using his save point device between attempts. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Cheesy Curls
        • Snack product in vending machine. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • Cheesy Poofs
        • Cartman's favorite snack, eventually made into an actual product by Frito-Lay. I love Cheesy Poofs you love Cheesy Poofs if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs we'd be lame.
    • Chex Mix: Oops! All Pretzels
        • Snack food product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Chip-hops
        • Springfield Elementary installs new Scammer & Z-Dog vending machines - the same marketing team behind Hip-Hopsicles "The urban popsicle", featuring Scarf-ables products, including Krishna Krisps, Amazonkers, Lollapalollipops, Dalai Lamanade, Choco-Nards and Everlasting Copkillaz. Lisa reads the ingredient list for Krishna Krisps: "Hydrogenated petroleum oil, monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium" (Season 16 episode The Heartbroke Kid)
    • Chippos
        • Snack food product sold at Kwik-E-Mart. (Season 4 episode Whacking Day) Snack food Homer eats watching Saturday morning TV. (Season 7 episode Two Bad Neighbors) Snack wrapper found near Milhouse. (Season 9 episode Das Bus) Bag in Homer's desk drawer at work. (Season 9 episode Lost Our Lisa) Snack product in Apu's basket as he acts as Bart and Milhouse's personal shopper after they come in to Kwik-E-Mart with a fifty dollar bill. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever) Snack food that Buck McCoy lassos for Bart. (Season 13 episode The Latest Gun in the West)
    • Chips
        • Ziggy's sitting in his easy chair watching TV, saying, 'A lot of folks ask me if I suffer from laziness. I always tell them 'NO' I enjoy laziness.' And there's a bag of Chips brand potato chips on the floor.
        • Generic potato chips from various episodes.
        • After eating alien goo out of an asteroid that crashes in the backyard, Homer gets really hungry and eats everything he can find in the kitchen. (Season 18 episode Treehouse of Horror XVII - segment Married to the Blob)
        • Carl's lunch includes a snack size bag of "Chips". (Season 12 episode HOMR)
        • When Homer kills the crows' enemy - Marge's scarecrow, the crows do Homer's bidding, which is bring him a bag of chips and a copy of Playdude magazine. (Season 3 episode Weekend at Burnsie's)
        • Generic snack food product being carried by a bird person seen flying outside BoJack's bedroom window during the party he throws after finding out he was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Secretariat (one of four products seen as part of a reference to the movie Weird Science, when Lisa describes the party at Wyatt's house to Gary's parents... "chips, dips, chains, whips." (Season 1 episode 10 It's You)
    • Cooter's Crunchy Fruit Tooters
        • Fruit product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Lavash and Sammy are arguing right after the grocery cart collision.
    • Corn Chips
        • Generic potato chip product that Bart puts in the cart at CostMo Foods grocery store. (Season 12 episode Simpson Safari)
    • Corn Crispies
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Corn Nuggets
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Cracker Slims
        • Generic snack food product from various episodes (Season 1 episode Ricksy Business, Season 2 episode Look Who's Purging Now)
    • Crazy Coconut Snaps
        • Snack product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Lavash and Sammy are arguing right after the grocery cart collision, visible during the bath salts attack.
    • Crispy Potato Chips
        • While making out with his new girlfriend Cheryl in her very dirty apartment, Ross see a generic potato chip bag moving on it's own on the coffee table and attacks it with a racket. Cheryl thinks it's her hamster Mitzi, but it turns out to be a rat. FRIENDS
(Season 4 episode The One With the Dirty Girl)
    • Crunch-eez
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.. Stand in for Cheetos.
    • Dharma Initiative Crackers
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes One of Them, Dave)
    • Dharma Initiative Fish Crackers
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode A Tale of Two Cities)
    • Dharma Initiative Potato Chips
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes One of Them, Dave)
    • Dharma Initiative Soda Crackers
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Enter 77)
    • Even Bigger Chips
        • Economy size package of potato chips sold at retail warehouse club Monstro Mart. (Season 5 episode Homer and Apu)
    • Extra Fancy Potato Chips
        • Potato chip product.
        • After Marge re-decorates, Bart makes his treehouse his again, ripping off the wallpaper and throwing food not the ground, including generic potato chips. (Season 17 episode Marge's Son Poisoning)
        • Potato chips that Mr. Burns eats in the bathtub. (Season 5 episode Burns' Heir)
        • Snack product Barney smuggled in the Navy submarine's torpedo tube. (Season 9 episode Simpson Tide)
        • Homer gets high ands eats chips while Lisa plays her saxophone. (Season 3 episode Weekend at Burnsie's)
    • Eyeholes
        • Snack food product. Rick: "You got to be careful Morty, If that guy catches you with a box of his Eyeholes, he'll come bursting in through a window and just starts kicking the shit out of you. But it's worth the risk. They melt in your mouth." Now available on Amazon.com from FYE in the form of white chocolate truffles with green strawberry filling. (Season 2 episode 8 Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate)
    • Freeze Dried Carrot Chips
        • BoJack's snack chips - he eats them at home, also in convenience store later on when Todd finds the video game Decapathon VII. (Season 1 episode Zoës and Zeldas)
    • Fruit Hammers
        • Snack food Kate mentions (Unaired version of the Pilot episode)
    • Fujikawa Rice Crackers
        • The Simpsons stumble on Woody Allen filming a commercial. "Only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas." (Season 10 episode 30 Minutes Over Tokyo)
    • Glagnars Human Rinds
        • As an introduction to the All My Circuits movie, there's a short reel called This week in the Universe, or something like that. Anyway, the short is sponsored by Glagnar's Human Rinds. (Episode Raging Bender)
    • Gorgonzola's Cheese Puffs
        • Cheesy flavored snack food product sold at the Swamp Gas Grab-n-Go convenience store.
    • Heez-I
        • Snack food Phoebe eats out of the bag hanging out with Ross after attending his new neighbor's party. Actually a Cheez-It bag, with the C and the T masked. (Season 5 episode The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey)
    • Imitation Puffed Cheese Food
        • Generic version of Cheez Doodles that Sam buys for Frasier (Season 9 episode 3 Rebecca Redux)
    • Krishna Krisps
        • Springfield Elementary installs new Scammer & Z-Dog vending machines - the same marketing team behind Hip-Hopsicles "The urban popsicle", featuring Scarf-ables products, including Krishna Krisps, Amazonkers, Lollapalollipops, Dalai Lamanade, Choco-Nards and Everlasting Copkillaz. Lisa reads the ingredient list for Krishna Krisps: "Hydrogenated petroleum oil, monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium" (Season 16 episode The Heartbroke Kid)
    • Krispy Chips
        • Bag of chips that Santa's Little Helper eats on the living room floor. (Season 2 episode Itchy & Scratchy & Marge)
    • Krunchy Korns
        • Snack food product from various episodes.
        • One of several fatty deep-fried, heavily-salted snacks Marge warns Homer about that he munches on while watching football. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek)
        • Snack food Homer's eating when Lisa calls home form military school. (Season 8 episode The Secret World of Lisa Simpson)
        • Snack food Homer eats when he reminisces about the good times he's had in the backseat. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
        • After eating alien goo out of an asteroid that crashes in the backyard, Homer gets really hungry and eats everything he can find in the kitchen. (Season 18 episode Treehouse of Horror XVII - segment Married to the Blob)
    • Kurinsky's Scooby Snacks
        • Snack food that Shaggy and Scooby enjoy, tribute to production designer Michael Kurinsky.
    • La Tostada
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Let's Potato Chips
        • Lana Del Rey holds a bag of Let's potato chips when she's on the bed in a 2018 commercial for Guilty.
        • Potato chip bags that the gang buys from the vending machine at the planetarium. Flavors include Bar-B-Que and Ranch. (Season 9 episode Mac Day) The gang eats Let's potato chips in the back office. (Season 12 episode Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy) The gang eats chips while watching their mothers on hidden cameras. (Season 12 episode Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy)
        • Potato chip brand from various episodes. Shirley eats Let's potato chips. (Season 2 episode The Psychology of Letting Go)
        • Leonard reviews Let's Potato Chips on his video channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
        • The The Dean brings them over to Troy and Abed's apartment when he tries to convince Troy to enroll in Greendale's Air Conditioning school. (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
        • Potato chip brand from various episodes. Shirley eats Let's potato chips. (Season 2 episode The Psychology of Letting Go)
        • Troy slaps Shirley's hand when she reaches for his bag of Let's Potato Chips. Troy: "You know what the commercial says. Keep your damn hands off my Let's." (Season 4 Economics of Marine Biology)
        • The Dean brings a bag of Let's Potato Chips and a six-pack of Jeckyll Island Root Beer over to Troy and Abed's apartment when he tries to convince Troy to enroll in Greendale's Air Conditioning school. (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
        • Jake eats Let's potato chips in the car. (Season 1 episode The Road Not Taken)
        • Boyle offers Jake a bag of Let's Potato Chips. (Season 2 episode AC/DC) Hitchcock and Sully eat Let's Potato Chips - all flavors. (Season 5 episode The Venue)
        • Brett is eating a bag of Let's potato chips on the kitchen floor. (Season 1 episode Leader of the Pack)
        • Ralph Dibny, The Elongated Man, eats a bag of Let's Bar-B-Q potato chips in Star Labs. (Season 4 episode Run, Iris, Run)
        • When Cool Asian Guy makes his debut, he's eating a bag of Let's Potato Chips.
        • Charlie steals some supplies for the family, including Let's potato chips. (Season 2 episode Company Man)
    • Let's Pretzels
        • Abed eats a bag of Let's pretzels in the back room of Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Lumon Ginseng
        • Single serving cubed ginseng snack food option in the Lumon office vending machine. (Season 1 episode Half Loop)
    • Lumon Peanuts
        • Single serving roasted and salted snack food option in the Lumon office vending machine. (Season 1 episode Half Loop)
    • Lumon Sunflower Seeds
        • Single serving snack food option in the Lumon office vending machine. (Season 1 episode Half Loop)
    • Mac Snacks
        • Harry and Mac go into business together selling snack food. (Season 7 episode Attack of the Mac Snacks)
    • Meech Munchies
        • There used to be these really cool creatures called Meeches, but they were slaughtered to make Meech Munchies, and now they're extinct. Industry marches on. -from The Cast of Inhabitants in the Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee instruction booklet.
    • Mint Pringles
        • Unusual potato chip flavor that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Mixed Teeth
        • Snack food the demons eat in the conference room. "Original flavor”, "Now with cavities” (From the six-episode web series The Good Place Presents: The Selection, in which Shawn and his demon cohorts decide on their human choices for Michael's new neighborhood test)
    • Munch Mix
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Musical Munchables
        • Crackers in the shape of musical instruments that Bob eats out of the box. (Season 3 episode Brutally Yours, Bob Hartley)
    • Nacho Whiffs
        • Snack product in vending machine. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • Oyster Chips
        • Snack food product sold at the Swamp Gas Grab-n-Go convenience store. "Fall into flavor"
    • Peat's Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Pinky's Pretzels
        • Woman in bus station eats feisty nacho cheese flavored pretzels. (Crying Shame)
        • Snacks Adam puts in Will's backpack. (Shopping List) The boys find a box of pretzels. (Nocturnal Flight)
        • Snack food. Max buys for trip. Max grabs a couple bags out of the pantry at his parents' house - German Mustard Mayhem and Memphis-Style Barbecue. Max eats Jalapeno Popper flavor on the drive to Wabamun. (Part One) Max finds all his favorite foods in Max 39's apartment. (Part Two) Max 31 brings food and drinks to Max Zero and Max as they search the database - Wild Hot Wing flavor. (Part Three) Max feeds to May while hanging out with Max 4 and Randall 25 - Peanut Butter and Jelly. (Part Three)
    • Pislitz Potato Chips
        • Snack product sold at Shopwell's, singing during the opening song, visible in the MILF's shopping cart.
    • Popplers
        • Also known as Tasticles. Snack food that turned out to be the Omicronian's young before they can walk, talk, and speak for themselves. (episode The Problem with Popplers)
    • Pork Rinds
        • One of several fatty deep-fried, heavily-salted snacks Marge warns Homer about that he munches on while watching football. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek)
    • Pork Rinds Lite
        • Snack food Homer eats in the car out in the parking lot while Bart and Milhouse attend the Spinal Tap concert at Springfield Coliseum. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
        • Trash from shot of crying Native American as the residents of Springfield move the entire town five miles down the road. (Season 9 episode Thrash of the Titans)
        • Homer eats on the couch. (Season 11 episode Beyond Blunderdome)
        • Ralph Wiggum arrives at the White House with a keg under one arm and a bag of heavily salted Potato Chips in his mouth. (Season 11 episode Bart to the Future)
        • Sideshow Bob eats a personal size bag while waiting for his revenge. (Season 12 episode Day of the Jackanapes)
        • Homer eats watching Seminoles play football. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
        • Generic potato chip bag on the judge's desk on the world where the youth are in charge. (Season 2 episode The Young and the Relentless)
    • Pretzel Rods
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Ripple Potato Chips
        • Potato chips from the Swan's supply room. (Season 2 episode Everybody Hates Hugo)
    • Ritzy Crackers
        • Simpsons version of Ritz crackers - Bart claims he was going to bring them to his study group but can't now because they got wet due to the leak in the Simpsons' roof. (Season 16 episode Don't Fear the Roofer)
    • Roasty Toasties
        • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Salt Doodles
        • One of several fatty deep-fried, heavily-salted snacks Marge warns Homer about that he munches on while watching football. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek) Snack food Homer eats watching Saturday morning TV. (Season 7 episode Two Bad Neighbors) Snack food Homer steals from the faculty talent show at Springfield Elementary. (Season 10 episode Marge Simpson in Screaming Yellow Honkers)
    • Salvadoro Chips
        • Potato chip bags in the vending machine at the Lonely Lodger Inn, where Five assassinates the Commission's board of directors in 1982. (Season 2 episode Öga for Öga)
    • Scarf-ables
        • Springfield Elementary installs new Scammer & Z-Dog vending machines - the same marketing team behind Hip-Hopsicles "The urban popsicle", featuring Scarf-ables products, including Krishna Krisps, Amazonkers, Lollapalollipops, Dalai Lamanade, Choco-Nards and Everlasting Copkillaz. Lisa reads the ingredient list for Krishna Krisps: "Hydrogenated petroleum oil, monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium" (Season 16 episode The Heartbroke Kid)
    • Scooby Snacks
        • When going for a lunch break, Shaggy receives numerous praises from the locals, which in turn continues to annoy Scooby so much that Shaggy bribes him with a wheelbarrow full of Scooby Snacks to prevent him from quitting.
    • Snorfles Chips
        • Snack food Homer eats in the car out in the parking lot while Bart and Milhouse attend the Spinal Tap concert at Springfield Coliseum. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
    • Splingles
        • Potato chips, not Pringles. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
        • Britta: Is there really that much money in this, Dean, or is it like that endorsement deal you made with Let's potato chips?
          Dean Pelton: If you don't like the crispy-licious taste of Let's, feel free to eat that other greasy brand.
          Troy: Splingles? Not this guy.
          (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • Wafers
        • Generic snack product in the Smith kitchen (Season 1 episode 8 Rixty Minutes, Season 2 episode A Rickle in Time, Season 3 episode The ABC's of Beth)

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