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  • Books-Nonfiction
    • The Adventures Of James C. Adams, Mountaineer And Grizzly Bear Hunter Of California
        • Josh Lyman: A book which if I was stuck with it on a desert island I still wouldn't read it. I believe I would eat this book before I read it.
    • The Anatomy and Physiology of Health and Fitness
        • Book Zoe Steadman picks up at library.
    • Arrested Development In The Adult Male
        • Book Dr. Santiago is reading in season 1 episode 5.
    • The Art Of War: Corporate Downsizing
        • Book by Eva Thorne Eva Thorne (Season 3 episode Bad to the Drone)
    • Astonishing Tales Of The Sea
        • Book Kramer owns, that details the tragedy of the Andrea Doria. (Season 8 episode The Andrea Doria)
    • Astounding Bear Attacks
        • Book Kramer mentions that he owns, along with Astonishing Tales of the Sea. (Season 8 episode The Andrea Doria)
    • Aztecs On My Mind
        • Book on Aztecs that The Tick buys at a gas station in Texas on the way to South America (Season 3 episode 3 Sidekicks Don't Kiss)
    • Baseball: The Art of Offense and Defense
        • Episode The Grass Is Always Greener. Book Carol reads in order to teach the sport to the boys.
    • The Big Book Of The Chosen People
        • Book Lisa researches in the Old Springfield Library. (Season 3 episode Like Father, Like Clown)
    • The Big Couch: Seventeen Psychologists On Psychology
        • Book edited by Dr. Murray Kalisher, featuring an article that Bob writes. (Season 3 episode Ship of Shrinks)
    • Blood On Their Hands: The Crime Of It All, A Study Of Some Selected Abuses In Sixteenth Century Europe
        • 2 page monograph Ignatius wrote in pencil on tablet paper and mailed to the Howard-Tilton Memorial Library, Tulane University.
    • The Book of Angels
        • Alfonso finds four Books Under OA's Bed, two of which are real books: The Oligarchs: Wealth And Power In The New Russia by David E. Hoffman and The Iliad by Homer, and two that are fake: Encyclopedia of Near Death Experiences by Dr Kevin Chang and The Book of Angels by Audrey Ebbs. Audrey Ebbs worked on the show as associate producer. (Season 1 episode Invisible Self)
    • Book Of Armaments
        • Armaments, chapter two, verses 9 through 21. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
    • Book of Love
        • Oh did I disappoint you?
          I wanted to believe it's true
          Oh the Book of Love
          Was not enough to see us through
          (Song Secret to the End)
    • The Cabot Journal
        • The journal that Vince and Dave find in their archives in season 4. The journal predicted that a soft spot between worlds would be torn apart by opening the door that brought Audrey back to Haven.
    • Caged: a Radical Couple’s Therapy Technique New record added 10/17/2021
        • Sherry and Cary’s book. (Season 3 episode What is Love?)
    • The Calrissian Chronicles
        • Lando records his life story while hanging out in the Millennium Falcon while waiting for Han and the gang.
    • The Cantebury Killer (book)
        • When Sherlock Holmes captures a notorious serial killer, Watson writes a book about it.
    • Chicken Soup For The Loser
        • Book that gave Bill Buckner the courage to open a chain of laundromats. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
    • Current Issues
        • One of the books included on the publisher's list of upcoming books that Emerson researches in season 1 episode 7 Smell of Success.
    • Departure 3.0
        • Book about the Sudden Departure that the publisher Laurie meets with in Season 2 mentions.
    • The Diary Of Alonzo Typer
        • A book about 6 × 3½ inches in size, with tough paper and an oddly durable binding of thin sheet metal, apparently designed solely to cover an investigation of the dreaded van der Heyl house.
    • Don't Blame Me
        • Book about Richard Nixon that President Skroob reads in his quarters, "as Told To Jo Lustig".
    • Encyclopedia of Near-Death Experiences
        • Alfonso finds four Books Under OA's Bed, two of which are real books: The Oligarchs: Wealth And Power In The New Russia by David E. Hoffman and The Iliad by Homer, and two that are fake: Encyclopedia of Near Death Experiences by Dr Kevin Chang and The Book of Angels by Audrey Ebbs. Kevin Chang worked on the show as first assistant accountant. (Season 1 episode Invisible Self)
    • Everything I Say Is Right
        • Book by the Sheriff of San Francisco - Arturo in the world where the Americans lost the Revolutionary War. (Season 1 episode The Prince of Wails)

    • Forty Four Hundred and Counting
        • Book by former real estate mogul Jordan Collier. (Season 2 episode Wake Up Call, Part 1)
    • Gods Of The Mayan World
        • Karl's book from Mexico - a Legends Of The Hidden Temple tell-all. (Season 5 episode Ditch Day)
    • Good Things Happen to Bad People
        • Rembrandt buys a book called Good Things Happen to Bad People at Eagan's bookstore on the clone world. (Season 4 episode My Brother's Keeper)
    • A History Of Architecture In America
        • Reference book by Kathryn A. Brenner created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • History of Lycanthropy in Medieval Europe
        • Episode The Phantom Farmhouse. One of the books Gideon leaves for his psychiatrist, Joel Winter, to read.
    • Hostage Terrorist / Terrorist Hostage: A Study in Duality
        • KFLW-TV 14 news interviews Dr. Hasseldorf, author of the book Hostage Terrorist / Terrorist Hostage: A Study in Duality.
    • In My Professional Opinion We Are Fucking Imbeciles
        • Behavioral therapist Dr. Maggie Gravel's next book, played by Leslie Jones.
    • In The End There Was Light
        • Book by astrophysicist Michael Swaford from MIT's Kavli Institute for Space Research.
    • The Last American Marriage
        • Tentative title of Sara's husband Walter Gaskell's book - a critical exploration of the union of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, and its function in American mythopoetics.
    • The Law
        • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr's book, the lawyer that shows up when Homer falls into a hole in the church yard. (Season 14 episode Pray Anything) When Santa's Little Helper's original owner takes him back, Lisa consults a book about law. (Season 14 episode Old Yeller-Belly)
    • Lisa Is Stupid
        • Bart: "I used to be lost until a friend turned me on to a book, a book that change my life. It's called Lisa is Stupid." (Season 14 episode Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade)
    • Luminaries Of The American Theater
        • Book by John Fraser that Richard Collier buys at Wahrenbrock's Book House in San Diego.
    • Modern Economics, Philosophy and Political Stuff For Smart People New record added 10/14/2021
        • Book that Howard pretends to return to Grace to make her look good in front of Dr. Malcolm. (Season 6 episode 10 A Girl in her Twenties)
    • Monomial Representations and Symmetric Presentations
        • Book by Beth Harmon's Alice Harmon, PH. D. at Cornell University Department of Mathematics. (episode Openings)
    • The Mound Builders
        • Book about Native Americans that Lisa reads after her and Bart find a Native American burial mound. (Season 15 episode Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore)
    • The New Our Caddies Ourselves
        • Book Homer reads. "A book by and for golfers." (Season 7 episode Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield)
    • Pawnee: The Greatest Town In America
        • Book by Leslie Knope, the first historical guide to Pawnee. (Season 4 episode Born & Raised)
    • The Petroglyphs of Meso-America
        • Lex opens package delivered to the Talon by Federated Courier that turns out to be a book for Lana called The Petroglyphs of Meso-America. (Season 4 episode Facade)
    • Photographic History Of The American Stage
        • Book by Martin Ellsworth that Richard Collier buys at Wahrenbrock's Book House in San Diego.
    • The Portable Yanofsky
        • One of the books that Marc carries with him when he courts Claudia. (Season 2 episode Try, Try)
    • Psychology Is a Four Letter Word New record added 10/14/2021
        • Book Howard the psychologist mentions in Emily’s alternate timeline fantasy. (Season 6 episode Grand Delusion)
    • Quantum Psychotic
        • Book that Hunter Percy wrote about unmitigated reality as madness. (Season 2 episode SYZYGY)
    • The Rules of Acquisition: Revised For The Modern Ferengi
        • Grand Nagus Zek, after being "devolved" by the wormhole aliens, creates a new and updated version of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. (Season 3 episode Prophet Motive)
    • The Science of Addiction New record added 10/17/2021
        • Book. (Season 3 episode We’re All Mad Here)
    • The Secret of Joy  New record added 10/17/2021
        • Book “for 21st century professional mothers” on display at The Women Optimizing Motherhood and Business Summit at Casa Gaia vineyard, Love’s mother’s new vineyard. (Season 3 episode W.O.M.B.)
    • Sex: A Necessary Evil New record added 9/28/2021
        • A book that answered a lot of questions for Christine. (Season 7 episode My Three Dads)
    • The Sociological Implications and Ramifications of Intelligence Quotients
        • Emily's textbook when she studies to become a psychometrist. (Season 2 episode Mr. Emily Hartley)
    • Stetson's History Of The Visitation
        • Book mentioned by Dr. Valentine Pilman: "According to some sources, the Pilman Radiant was discovered by a schoolboy. Unfortunately, I don't remember his name. Look it up in Stetson's History of the Visitation. It's described in full detail there. His version is that the radiant was discovered by a schoolboy, that a college student published the coordinates, but that for some unknown reason it was named after me."
    • The Story Of American Theater, Volume II

        • Book by V.A. Bentley that Richard Collier buys at Wahrenbrock's Book House in San Diego.
    • Strange Resort: The Story Of The Overlook Hotel
        • The name of the book Jack plans to write about the Overlook Hotel.
    • Study of 19th Century Midwest America
        • History book that time traveler Paul Driscoll shows his friend Harvey, before traveling back in time to Homeville, Indiana 1881. (Season 4 episode No Time Like the Past)
    • Tempus Fugit New record added 10/10/2021
        • Book by Yvette Mimieux, basis for the film Time Flies Blind.
    • Theories of Time Travel: The Theoretical Work of Albert Einstein
        • Book Lana reads after finding out about her apparent phone call from the future. (Season 3 episode Crisis)
    • Violence In The Workplace: Why Co-Workers Kill
        • Frasier: Tomorrow, on Amber Edwards's "Book Chat," sociologist Lamont Myman discusses his book, "Violence in the Workplace: Why Co-Workers Kill." Something which becomes more relevant with each passing moment. We'll be right back after these messages. (Season 2 episode Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye)
    • What About Hunter Biden?
        • Ny times bestseller by Jeanetta Grace Susan, played by Lisa Kudrow.
    • What Makes Us Tick: A Study of Evil
        • Book by psychologist and author Dr. Edith Anderson, one of the experts that provides commentary on Alien Visitation, the documentary TV show hosted by R. Wilson Monroe, airing Crichton's nephew Bobby Coleman's interviews with his alien friends. (Season 4 episode A Constellation of Doubt)
    • When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children
        • Marge's psychology book that convinces her that a new pet will pull Lisa out of her sorrow cycle, written by a rabbi who surfs. (Season 15 episode I, Annoyed Grunt-Bot)
    • When Daddy Does Hard Time
        • Book for Bart and Lisa when Homer goes to prison. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • The Woodsboro Murders
        • Book by Gail Weathers (Courtney Cox)
    • Yes, I Am A Vampire
        • Book by Monty Burns, with a Forward by Steve Allen.(Season 5 episode Treehouse of Horror IV - Segment Bart Simpson's Dracula)
    • Yoohoo Jews
        • Book Jojo writes. An exposé on jews. Captain Klenzendorf suggests naming it "Who Are You, Jew?" instead. And Fraulein Rahm suggests naming it "Jews News".

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