- Books-Instructional
- The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
- Book that Flanders shows Bart at the Junior Campers meeting. (Season 5 episode Boy Scouts N the Hood)
- 10 Haunted Graveyards
- A ghost survival guide by Mike Enslin.
- 10 Haunted Hotels
- A ghost survival guide by Mike Enslin.
- 10 Haunted Lighthouses
- A ghost survival guide by Mike Enslin.
- 10 Haunted Mansions
- A ghost survival guide by Mike Enslin. Mike's friend at the post office tells Mike he read it.
- 1000 Useful Things to Do About the House
- One of the books that Snowball finds in Jones' house.
- 1001 Ways to Harness a Bass
- Book that comes with the Super Bass-O-Matic '76.
- 101 Spank-ternatives
- A now discredited book on raising children that gives Marge the idea for Simpson family court. (Season 15 episode The Way We Weren't)
- 101 Ways to Pleasure a Woman
- Book Brian buys Casey for her birthday (Season 6 episode Portrait of the Con Artist as a Young Man)
- 3rd Child's the Charm!
- Parenting book that one of the mothers is reading at Not Responsible for Injuries Park, where Marge takes Maggie to play. (Maggie Simpson in Playdate with Destiny)
- The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens
- Book that Bart reads while taking the drug Focusyn for his ADD. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
- Acting: Like a Man
- Book Tobias is reading when Lindsay tries to seduce him (Season 1)
- Advanced Algebra
- Math text book. (Season 14 Special Edna)
- Advanced Hairstyling Theory
- Book Luann reads. (Season 1 episode Square Peg)
- Advanced Sexual Therapy
- Book Carol finds snooping Bob's bookshelf in his office. (Season 6 episode 10 A Girl in her Twenties)
- Air Conditioning Repair Manual
- New record added 5/2/2022
- The guiding scriptures of the Air Conditioning Repair School, which foretells that a messianic figure will arrive, a being capable of not only fixing air conditioners but also the men who fix air conditioners. Robert Laybourne at one time believed himself to be the chosen one but later realized it was Troy Barnes. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
- Am I Disabled?
- Book Homer reads that includes various conditions that qualify as disabled, including Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Lumber lung, Juggler's Despair and Achy-breaky Pelvis and Hyper-obesity. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
- American Automobile Guide Book 1982
- Book Milhouse finds in the glove compartment of the rental car that Bart and his friends take on their road trip. (Season 7 episode Bart on the Road)
- Anger Management
- Book on Dr. Bruce Banner's desk in his lab in a commercial featuring MCU characters Ant-Man and The Hulk.
- Animation for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Anyone Can be a Taxidermist
 - One of Buell's books up in the attic, written by John Lewis. (Season 1 episode 8)
- Anyone Can Be An Artist
 - Book by Todd S. Palmer in Anna's attic. (Season 1 episode 1)
- Are You Going to Crawl My Way
- Book on parenting by Lenny Kravitz that Chris is reading. (Season 6 episode Fluoride)
- Are You Who You Want to Be
- One of the books included on the publisher's list of upcoming books that Emerson researches (Season 1 episode Smell of Success)
- Art of Small Talk
- Randolph is lying in bed reading The Art of Small Talk.
- The Atom
- Generic textbook on desk when Frank Grimes is shown studying science by mail. (Season 8 episode Homer's Enemy)
- Attitudinal Beliefs
 - New York Times Bestseller by celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
- Autopsy Practice: An Advanced Guide to Postmortem Pathology
- Book. (Season 2 episode Home)
- Backdoors to Citizenship
- Book Lisa reads trying to help Apu, who is about to bed departed. (Season 7 episode Much Apu About Nothing)
- Baggin' Babes with Poetry
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Be a Winner with the Casino Gambler
- Reference book by Ed Potter created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Be Your Own Wind Keeper
- Book Phoebe shares with Monica and Rachel about female empowerment. (Season 2 episode The One Where Eddie Won't Go)
- Bean Bag Furniture Repair
- Book Troy is reading while repairing his bean bag chair, when he receives a phone call from his agent, MacArthur Parker. (Season 7 episode A Fish Called Selma)
- The Beauty of Tight Binding
- Book in Rachel's apartment. (Season 2 episode Farewell, My Bunny)
- Bee Basics from a to ZZZZ: Keeping Bees the Safe Way
- Book Chuck is seen reading. "Recommended by beekeepers nationwide" (Season 2 Episode Bzzzzzzzzz!)
- A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration
- Textbook by Emeric Switch.
- The Beyond Wife
- New record added 4/28/2022
- Book by Professor Stein, about women who want to breast-feed their own dreams and change the poopy diapers of fulfillment. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
- The Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens and Bathrooms
- Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
- Biology
- Generic textbook on desk when Frank Grimes is shown studying science by mail. (Season 8 episode Homer's Enemy)
- Blame It on Yourself
- One of the books included on the publisher's list of upcoming books that Emerson researches (Season 1 episode Smell of Success)
- A Blueprint for Love
- Relationship workbook Alan and Charlie use. (Season 7 episode For the Sake of the Child)
- Body Disposal for Dummies
- Joke Joe makes about his shopping list, a list of items straight out of Body Disposal for Dummies. (Season 1 episode Maybe)
- Bomb Disarming
- Book by T. Estridge that Hammer carries around with him (Episode Hammer gets Nailed)
- Bordello Repair Vol. 1
- Romantic book at the Books! Books! And additional Books! bookstore. (Season 6 episode Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy)
- A Boy's Guide to Nomenclature
- Robert and Lionel's textbook at Shelton. (Story: Seventy-Two Letters)
- Brazil's Most Haunted Locker Rooms
- Book that includes details about the hauntings of the University of Brazil's women's basketball locker rom, Pele's walk-in closet and Childrens' Hospital. (Season 2 episode No One Can Replace Her) Appears again. (Season 3 episode Nip-Tug)
- Breaking Barriers: Finding the Intimacy You Deserve
- Book by Charlie's new mom figure older girlfriend. (Season 5 episode If My Hole Could Talk)
- A Brief Guide to the Singularity
- Book Cooper finds at Sonja's apartment (Season 3 episode Playtest)
- The Buddha Advises on Relationships
- Psychology book by Bobbi Aggarwal created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Buddhism for Dummies
- The junior monk hands Bobby a book called "Buddhism for Dummies", though the book more closely resembles the similar "Idiot's Guide to..." series. (Season 4 episode Won't You Pimai Neighbor?)
- Canine Surgery
- Book Homer reads when he considers doing the surgery on Santa's Little Helper himself. (Season 3 episode Dog of Death)
- Carburetor Repairs Made Easy
- Book. (Season 9 episode Get Me to the Roof on Time)
- Caring for Mental Patients
- Caring for Your New Dog
- Book Duncan brings home with his new dog.
- Caring for Your New Fish
- Book Duncan brings home with his new fish.
- The Cereal is the Prize - and Other Management Secrets I Learned at Breakfast
- Book Marge buys Homer to read on the plane when he flies to India after Mr. Burns outsources the jobs of every plant worker except for him. (Season 17 episode Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore)
- Cerebral Interrogatory Enclosure V3.8.80 Extended Subsystem Technical Operations Manual
- Channeling the Negative: How to Release Your Anger
- Book Christine offers Roz, which she rips in half. (Season 8 episode With a Little Help From My Friends)
- Chemistry
- Generic textbook on desk when Frank Grimes is shown studying science by mail. (Season 8 episode Homer's Enemy)
- A Child's Guide to Cons
- Bart gets a book of cons for kids that includes all the classic cons, such as the Pigeon Drop, the Ear Wigger, the Brillstein Grab, and a father/son scam called the Albany Ham Scam. (Season 12 episode The Great Money Caper)
- Christianity for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Cobra Guide to G.I. Joe Uniforms, Weapons and Vehicles
- Book that Voltar's soldiers read about the Joes' new Thunderclap (Issue #92 Thunderclap)
- Cold Calling for Women
- Book on Alice's desk (Season 2 episode Stop! Pajama Time)
- College Handbook 39th Edition
- Common Slob to Brahmin Snob: A Guide to Etiquette
- Lisa teaches Willy how to address an archbishop. (Season 17 episode My Fair Laddy)
- The Complete Fool's Guide to Brain Control
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Complete Fool's Guide to Exorcism
- Book by Alex Goldenberg created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Comprehensive Guide to the World of Opera
- Book Carla picks up to learn more about the opera (Season 7 episode 14 I Kid You Not)
- Control Your Desire to Kill When Losing Patience
- Cooking for Dummies
- Charlie teaches himself to cook. (Season 6 episode Damn You, Eggs Benedict)
- Coping with Loss
- Book that the Springfield Cat Burglar slips into Bart's arms when he steals the Simpsons' portable TV. (Season 5 episode Homer the Vigilante)
- Coping with the Very Troubled Child
- Book by Dr. Romulus Trilling, M.D. that Suzy shows Sam.
- Cow Tipping for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Cunning Visions of Love
 - New York Times Bestseller by celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
- The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection
- Book by Professor Quentin Trimble.
- Daughter Owner's Manual
- Official publication of Ministry of Agriculture and Wildlife.
- Dealbreakers: A Girl's Guide to Shutting It Down
- Depression, Anxiety and Death
- Frasier's new book on tape that he mentions when he announces his alternative plans for the evening, after deciding not to attend the reunion. Frasier: "Tonight, I'll be coming back home and spending the evening with Daphne, doing some light housework and listening to my new book on tape: Depression, Anxiety and Death, as read by the author himself, Stanislav Monk. (Season 6 episode Frasier's Curse)
- Destinations: The New Science of Self Renewal
- The book of the Church of the Collective
, The Deep's new church. (Season 1 episode The Big Ride)
- Dining After Midnight in New York
- Travel guide book one of the gremlins is reading in the lobby while they're all waiting to get out.
- Discipline Your Child
- Book Ben reads after taking Junior camping.
- Dissing Your Dog: How to Train a Puppy with Mockery and Verbal Humiliation
- Divorce for Dummies
- The name of the book that Roz's new boyfriend was reading when they met at the bookstore (Season 7 episode Big Crane on Campus)
- Don't Let the Boss F with You
- Book one of the passengers reads.
- Double Negative: What You Shouldn't Not Know
- Book a young Olive Snook reads in a flashback (2-11 Window Dressed to Kill)
- Double Your IQ Or No Money Back
- Guy selling books door to door to guy that doesn't look very smart, saying, "Well, I dunno.. Okay, sounds good to me."
- Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations.
- The main work to consult when dealing with the major problem of time travel grammar.
- Dr. Marvin Monroe's Guide to Etiquette
- Book Bart is given at birthday party at Wall E. Weasel's. (Season 3 episode Radio Bart)
- Drink Your Own Blood and Save
- Book for sale at Rock Bottom Remainders, the discount book warehouse at Springfield Mall. Oprah recommends: Buy Three Copies! (Season 18 episode Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em)
- Dying for Dummies
- Homer leaves Marge after seeing her kissing her ex-boyfriend Artie Ziff. He and Lenny ride the Suck-U-Bus Line to West Springfield, which Lisa observes is three times the size of Texas. The pair go to work in the West Springfield oil patch. Homer's family finds him when he gets a library card in and checks out ten books on oil rigging and one book called Dying for Dummies. (Season 13 episode Half-Decent Proposal)
- Easy Care Pets
- Randolph is lying in bed reading a book called 'Easy Care Pets'.
- Eating Sandwiches for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- El Diablo Nuclear Generating Facility Operating Manual
- The residents of the anti-technology world worship an old handbook from a nuclear plant. (Season 4 episode Slide by Wire)
- El Manual De Arma Y Uniforme De G.I. Joe
- Spanish language version of the Cobra Guide to G.I. Joe uniforms, weapons and vehicles that they bad guys in Sierra Gordo are reading (Issue #92 Thunderclap)
- Electricity for Beginners
- One of the books that Snowball finds in Jones' house.
- Embracing Your Soulmate
- Self help book Charlie finds in bookstore. Soulmate, not cellmate. (Season 5 episode If My Hole Could Talk)
- Espanol Para Dummies
- Audio tapes Bart listens to on the flight to Brazil. (Season 13 episode Blame it on Lisa)
- Etiquette Made Easy
- Book Bull reads. (Season 8 episode Can't Buy Me Love)
- Facing Death with a Smile
- Failure: An American Success Story
- Tom's bestselling book, in which he outlines seven different types of successful people. You can be an Andy. An April. A Ben. A Leslie. A Ron. A Donna. Or his personal favorite, a Tom. But what do you definitely not want to be? A Garry! That's right. Do not be a Garry. (Season 7 episode One Last Ride)
- Families in Conflict: Healing the Rift
-
Book by Dr. Justin Bishop MD with a new forward from Quincy Paglaro that Clark reads. According to IMDB, Justin Bishop was the assistant property master for the series, while Quincy Paglaro was the second assistant camera operator. (Season 2 episode Insurgence)
- Field Guide to the Humans
- Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity
- Book the narrator mentions that's doesn't sell as well as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
- Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity
- Finding and Winning Your Perfect Mate
- Instructional pad by Dr. Jennings Rain that Kira finds in Odo's quarters, from when he thought he was going to have to spend the rest of his life as a solid. (Season 5 episode In Purgatory's Shadow)
- Firefighter's Handbook
- Instruction manual that Ned consults when Bart shoots down Major League Baseball's satellite. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
- Fishing with the Pro
- Instructional book by The Pro created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Flag-5 Benefits Enrollment Guide
- Onboarding packet for new members of the Flag-5. (Season 2 episode In the Woods)
- G.I. Joe Guide to Cobra Uniforms, Weapons and Vehicles
- Book Cross-Country reads about Cobra's Condor aircraft (Issue #92 Thunderclap)
- Gay Guide to Springfield
- Travel guide with bad information that leads a gay gentleman to Moe's. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
- Genteel Ben's Guide to Etiquette
- Lisa teaches Willy how to address an archbishop. (Season 17 episode My Fair Laddy)
- Get Out of the Spotlight
- Tahani's book that she writes when she turns over a new leaf and tries to help people after not dying (Season 3 episode Everything Is Bonzer!)
- Getting Your Globe Wet: Jon Stewart's Guide to Seducing Emotionally Vulnerable World Leaders
- GGG: Good, Giving and Game
- Book in Rachel's apartment. (Season 2 episode Farewell, My Bunny)
- Good Girls, Bad Boys
- Lilith's new book that she promotes on Tea Time with Brenda, a local women's talk show on Channel 13. Lilith wanted to call it "A Cross-sectional Study of Control Group Females With a Tendency Towards Self-Destruction Vis-A-Vis Damaging Relationships With Members of the Opposite Sex" (Season 8 episode 18 Severe Crane Damage)
- Guide to Australia
- Travel book that Lisa brings on the family's trip to Australia. (Season 6 episode Bart vs. Australia)
- A Guide to Field Dressing
- Book next to the TV on the shelf in the Bean family kitchen.
- Guide to Infantile Distress
- Book by Dr. Washburn's Asbestos Pills that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
- Guitar Instruction in 99 Easy Lessons
- Book that came with the electric guitar Homer and Marge bought for Bart. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
- Handbook for the Recently Deceased
 - Book that Adam and Barbara find in their house after the accident.
- The Handbook of Robotics
- Book that Powell references (Story: Catch that Rabbit)
- The Hannibal Smith How to Manual
- Fake book Face mentions in a sarcastic remark.
- Having Babies
- Book ALF studies up on in the elevator before helping a pregnant woman give birth (Season 2 episode ALF's Christmas Special)
- Help! My Baby's Ugly
- Parenting book that one of the mothers is reading at Not Responsible for Injuries Park, where Marge takes Maggie to play. (Maggie Simpson in Playdate with Destiny)
- Here, Have a Rainbow
- Book by Dr. Honey Snow (Season 2 episode You Scratch My Book…)
- Hey, Fat
- Diet book Jerry gives Bob for this birthday. Number 5 on the best seller list. Named after nickname the author was given. (Season 2 episode Fit, Fat and Forty-One)
- History
- Young Tommy's generic textbook that he drops running to school.
- Hit Your Mark and Say Your Lines
 - Book by Barry's acting coach Gene Cousineau. (Season 1 episode Chapter Two: Make Your Mark)
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Guide Mark II
- The second, more powerful version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy created by Infinidim Enterprises for the Vogons to finish their job of destroying the Earth once and for all.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- A wholly remarkable electronic book.
- Guide book / travel book. "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
- "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a powerful organ. Indeed, its influence is so prodigious that strict rules have had to be drawn up by its editorial staff to prevent its misuse. So none of its field researchers are allowed to accept any kind of services, discounts or preferential treatment of any kind in return for editorial favours unless: a. they have made a bona fide attempt to pay for a service in the normal way; b. their lives would be otherwise in danger; c. they really want to. Since invoking the third rule always involved giving the editor a cut, Ford always preferred to much about with the first two."
- Houdini Made Easy
- Book Harry consults to find a way to get him and Christine out of the trick handcuffs. (Season 7 episode Blue Suede Bull)
- How Dare You Not Breastfeed
- Parenting book that one of the mothers is reading at Not Responsible for Injuries Park, where Marge takes Maggie to play. (Maggie Simpson in Playdate with Destiny)
- How to Be a Better Friend
- How to Be a Great Dad
- Book Ben reads after adopting Junior.
- How to Be a Really Nice King
- King Richard's new book that he's promoting in a faraway land (Season 1 episode Robin Hood)
- How to Be a Spy
- Book the kids find in the safe house, author unknown.
- How to Be a World Class Private Investigator
- How to Be an Artistic Painter
- Book by Stacy Meichtry created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- How to be Happy Though Bedridden
- (Season 1 episode Escape Clause)
- How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just 4 or 5 Days
- (Episode An Old Fashioned Piano Party)
- How to Control Your Own Mind
- By T. Azimuth Schwitters.
- How to Cook
- Book in the Octonaut library.
- How to Cook Hot Dogs
- Book in restaurant kitchen (Season 3 episode 9 Best Thing That Ever Happened)
- How to Cook in 30 Easy Lessons
- Book Mike reads in order to help Marcia earn her cooking badge. (Episode The Grass Is Always Greener)
- How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in One Afternoon
- Book ALF orders (Season 1 episode Wild Thing)
- How to Discuss a Nuclear Exchange with Your Child
- How to Do the Racism: A Guidebook
- By Larry Wilmore, from show on May 11, 2015.
- How to Get Along with Everyone
- Self help book Steve claims to have written. He didn't write it by himself though, he wrote it with "this other asshole/jerk off" (source: A Wild and Crazy Guy)
- How to Get It Done
- (Season 2 episode The New Cup)
- How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons
- Book by John Swartzwelder that Lisa reads for inspiration writing a new Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. (Season 4 episode The Front)
- How to Have a Normal Conversation
- Book Doug reads in the teachers' lounge.
- How to Hypnotize Women and Make Them Your Slaves
- Alan's book that Walden returns to him at Evelyn's house. (Season 9 episode People Who Love Peepholes)
- How to Kill a Mockingbird
- Book on Princess Carolyn's bookshelf (Season 2 episode After the Party)
- How to Kill Yourself Slowly
- A book Laura was reading in bed.
- How to Loot Brazil
- Book Homer takes to Brazil. (Season 13 episode Blame it on Lisa)
- How to Make Love to Steve Allen
- Book by Steve Allen. (Season 6 episode Round Springfield)
- How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill
- Self help book Steve claims to have written (source: A Wild and Crazy Guy)
- How to Make Your Own Pop-up Book
- One of the pop-up books Emerson and the baker find in the bookstore Pop-up Palace (Season 1 episode Smell of Success) "Step by step instructions anyone can follow!"
- How to Meet Women
- Book that Garth finds in Benjamin's apartment.
- How to Pick Up Chicks
- Book that Garth finds in Benjamin's apartment.
- How to Pick Up Trashy Women
- The most amazing book you'll ever read. Book that Lane's brother orders.
- How to Pick-up that Special Someone
- Book that Garth finds in Benjamin's apartment.
- How to Please Your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life from Blah to Ahhhh
- Amy finds a package delivered to the precinct with Swole Bod Whey Protein and a book called "How to Please your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life From Blah to Ahhhh" that she suspects belong to Terry, but Terry denies it.
- How to Repair Your Credit
- Book by L. Meichtry created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- How to Spot Problems in a Marriage from 100 Miles Away
- The name of the book written by the marriage counselor that Michael brings to stay in Eleanor's house (Season 1 episode Jason Mendoza)
- How to Stop Time
- Memoir by an addict in Rebecca's apartment (Season 1 Pilot episode)
- How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters
- Fin and April travel to New York City to promote April's book about the Los Angeles sharknado.
- How to Talk to a Drunk Father
- Book Lisa reads on the bus when Bart hits her with a water balloon. (Season 15 episode Catch 'Em if You Can)
- How to Tunnel Out of Prison
- Book Homer gets from the jail library cart. Instead of using it to learn how to tunnel out of prison however, he bashes the library cart attendant over the head and makes a run for it. (Season 9 episode Dumbbell Indemnity)
- How to Wear a Hat
- New record added 5/3/2022
- Book that Kevin/Chang reads. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
- How to Win at Poker
- Book by Frank Binkley created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- How to Win at Slots
- Book by Tom Cahill created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- How To, Volumes 1-14
- Books on shelf in Homer's garage. (Season 2 episode Itchy & Scratchy & Marge)
- How To: Fit In! Have Everybody Like You! and Always Be Happy!
- Book of instructions that Emmet reads. Step 1: Breathe. Step 2: Greet the day, smile and say, "Good morning, City!" Step 3: Exercise. Step 4: Shower, and always be sure to keep the soap out of your eye. Step 5: Shave your face. Step 6: Brush your teeth. Step 7: Comb your hair. Step 8: Wear clothes. Step 9: Eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life.
- I Know More Than You
- New record added 5/8/2022
- Self-help book by Bob Patterson.
- I Still Know More Than You
- New record added 5/8/2022
- Self-help book by Bob Patterson.
- The Idiots Guide to Surviving Divorce
- Improvised Interrogation Handbook
- Department of the Army technical manual, visible in Sid's room. The number on the document, "TM 31-210" corresponds to an actual army manual, "Improvised Munitions Handbook". Apparently, early releases of the movie show the correct title, while in later releases, it became "Improvised Interrogation Handbook".
- Internet for Dummies: Remedial Edition
- Book Homer reads. (Season 9 episode Das Bus)
- I'm Just a Bad Boy
- One of the books included on the publisher's list of upcoming books that Emerson researches (Season 1 episode Smell of Success)
- Janet Operator's Manual
- Janet's operator's manual. (Season 2 episode Janet and Michael)
- Keep It in the Family: A Guide to Generational Wealth
- Book by the Invest Twins, incorrectly called the Incest Twins (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
- The Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools
- Joke Phoebe makes about the book she's reading.
- Knife Fighting
- Books on Cobra Commander's shelf (Issue #73 Divided We Fall)
- Knowing Yourself
- Dr. Benjamin Bloom discusses his new book Knowing Yourself - not Blowing Yourself, as initially reported - at Bergman's Books on a segment of Good Morning Columbus. (January 2022 Host Willem Dafoe)
- Land of Truth and Liberty
- U.S. History text book Mr. Hand brings to his session with Spicoli at his house the night of the dance.
- Learn Carpentry with the Beatles
- Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room. "I'm fixing a hole... in my drywall" (Season 14 episode The Bart of War)
- Lesbian Bars of North Carolina
- Book in the Swedish bookstore.
- Leviathan for Dummies
- Fake book that Crichton makes a joke about. D'Argo: "We need Pilot's help. He's got to instruct us through the process manually.” Crichton: "Yeah, well, I don't think Pilot's in a 'Leviathan for Dummies' kind of mood right now.” (Season 2 episodes: The Way We Weren't)
- Life in These 38 States
- Textbook that Principal Skinner is holding when talking about how recently the school's textbooks have been updated. (Season 17 episode The Monkey Suit)
- Life Races
- Book by Dr. Evan Maslansky that Gardner gave to Aunt Maggie that she brings up on their way home from the police station… Life is a series of races and you have to triumph over each one before you proceed to the next. When you find a hurdle in one of your life races, you can either remove it or choose another life race.
- Life: Grab It, It's Yours
- Book by John Gold (Season 7 episode The Big Sleep)
- The Living and the Dead
 - Book Charles reads. "Harmonious lifestyles and peaceful co-existence". From the author of Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
- Look Door, Get Key: A Guide to Writing Adventure Games
- Book in Stefan's bedroom. (Black Mirror: Bandersnatch)
- Lose Your Accent in Thirty Years
- Book that a young Cookie Kwan reads at Camp Land-a-man. (Season 15 episode The Way We Weren't)
- Lose Your Lisp in 30 Days
- Book that Steven buys for the cable guy.
- Love Soufflé: How to Cook Up Romance in Your Life
- Book by Jacque La Frack created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Magazine Publishing for Dummies
- Married Alive: A Wife-Saving Guide
- Book Marge reads. (Season 17 episode Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play)
- Math
- Various generic math textbooks.
- Bart's generic math textbook at St. Jerome's Catholic School. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
- Bart's math textbook. (Season 4 episode Kamp Krusty)
- Generic textbook in Lisa's Strike Preparedness Kit that she pulls out when the teachers of Springfield Elementary School go on strike. (Season 6 episode The PTA Disbands)
- Lisa's textbook. (Season 11 episode Take My Wife, Sleaze)
- Bart daydreams about a cyborg Robocop version of Santa’s Little Helper breaking through the wall of a pawn shop in the bad part of town and saving him from Pinhead, Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th and a giant Math textbook. (Season 18 episode Stop! Or My Dog Will Shoot!)
- Math Safari
- With Lisa's restraining order preventing Bart from being in the same building, Willy teaches bart in his shed. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
- Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success
- Book by Stark Richdale, taught in his Successmanship 101 class at the Springfield Extension School. "The force that runs through the universe that used to be called God" (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
- Mesmerism for the Masses
- Book by W.C. Florentine that the Klan is using that Will discovers after busting up their hideout at Fred's. (Season 1 episode This Extraordinary Being)
- The Metric System is Your Friend (book)
- Emily reads the book The Metric System is Your Friend in bed. She offers it to Bob. He tells her he'll wait for the movie. (Season 5 episode Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson)
- A Military History Lover's Guide to the Napoleonic War
- History book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- The Mind and the Matter: How You Can Achieve the Ultimate Power of Concentration
- Book that Henry gives Mr. Beechcroft to make up for spilling coffee on his coat earlier in the morning. (Season 2 episode The Mind and the Matter)
- Mindgame Rulebook
- On the Egghead world, Quinn's counterpart is a star Mindgame player - some sort of bizarre hybrid of basketball, Family Feud and chess. When Quinn imitates his double, he has to participate in the 27th National Mindgame Finals between the University of California Eggheads and the MIT Beavers. To prepare, he reads the Mindgame Rulebook: How to Play / How to Win by Stephen Hawking. (Season 1 episode Eggheads)
- Moby Dick for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Muscles - What They are and How to Get Them
- Networking Programming for Dummies
- Book in the Books for Dummies section of the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Nevada Guide Book
- Generic guide book Nancy reads. (episode Ghost Dance)
- The New Patriot's Pop-up Book
- One of the pop-up books Emerson and the baker find in the bookstore Pop-up Palace (Season 1 episode Smell of Success) "A three dimensional instructional telling you everything you want to know about building bombs of all shapes and sizes."
- Nole's Rules of Games
- Book on the shelf in the library at Fairfield High School, the high school in Fayette County, Kentucky that Beth Harmon attends after being adopted by the Wheatley family. (episode Exchanges)
- Nunnery Rules and Regulations
- Book Olive reads at the convent. (Season 2 Episode Circus, Circus)
- Origami
- Book that Poe reads while in prison.
- Overcome Childhood Fears
- A ten-week program, well worth the $4,000, that Homer and Marge steal from Sit 'n' Weep, a child psychologist on Psychiatry Row. (Season 17 episode The Girl Who Slept Too Little)
- Owning Your Okay-ness
- Self-help book Homer reads when Marge accuses him of eating all her brownies. (Season 5 episode Bart's Inner Child)
- Pawnee Ranger Handbook
- Official handbook of Ron's Pawnee Rangers. Complete text: Be a Man. (Season 4 episode Pawnee Rangers)
- Physics
- Generic textbook on desk when Frank Grimes is shown studying science by mail. (Season 8 episode Homer's Enemy)
- Play the Violin Tomorrow
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Power Calling My Way
- Textbook and training manual by RegalView Power Caller Hal Jameson.
- A Practical Guide to Pregnancy and Delivery
- Book by Dr. Emlyn McCarron (Story: The Breathing Method)
- The Private Eye Handbook
- They write about cases like this in the Private Eye Handbook... Something about a ten foot pole.
- Rad Dads
- Book on parenting that Chris read by Apolo Anton Ohno and Shaun White. (Season 6 episode Fluoride)
- Rand McNally Guide to the Stars
- Map ALF carried in the glove box of his spaceship (Season 1 episode Weird Science)
- Real World Krav Maga
- Book in Rachel's apartment. (Season 2 episode Farewell, My Bunny)
- Rekindle Your Love Fire
- Terry's relationship book that Amy uses to bring her and Captain Holt back together. (Season 8 episode The Good Ones)
- The Remarkable Podbillion Process
- Book by Bob's psychiatrist friend, the Remarkable Ned Podbillion. (Season 5 episode Still Crazy After All These Year)
- The Roomie's Survival Guide
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Rope Bondage
- Book in Rachel's apartment. (Season 2 episode Farewell, My Bunny)
- RS Express Spy Plane Instruction Manual
- Instructions for flying the spy plane, author unknown.
- Self Confidence
- There's a guy in bed with covers pulled up over his head and a book titled 'Self Confidence' sitting on his chest.
- Shitty Parenting for Dummies
- Smart Women, Foolish Choices
- Self help book Charlie finds in bookstore. (Season 5 episode If My Hole Could Talk)
- The Smell of Success: A Layman's Guide to Satisfaction Through Olfaction
- Book about how smells can change your life (Season 1 episode Smell of Success)
- Starting Right with Goldfish
- Book Commandant Lassard is reading.
- Sterling on Writing
- Noah's father Egon's book on writing. (Writer's Block)
- The Stuff Yourself Sick Diet
- Dr. Nick Riviera's diet book that he sells at the Festival of Books. (Season 12 episode Insane Clown Poppy)
- Super Hounds: The Ultimate Greyhound Betting System
- New record added 4/28/2022
- The only book Moe ever read. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
- Supernatural Shadow Guide
- Joke Audrey makes about a book she doesn't really have (Season 1 episode Ain't No Sunshine)
- Ten Minutes a Day to Incredible Wealth
- Alan's book that Walden returns to him at Evelyn's house. (Season 9 episode People Who Love Peepholes)
- The Real Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
- Fake book, seen in The Library of Dream.
- Thin by Third Grade
- Book Lisa reads in the library after the girls at school make fun of her for having a big butt. (Season 16 Sleeping with the Enemy)
- The Time Life Carpenter's Library
- Homer finds an eight-volume collection of do-it-yourself home improvement books for sale at Rock Bottom Remainders, the discount book warehouse at Springfield Mall. Volume 1: The Basics. Volume 2: Working With Wood. Volume 3: Cabinets and Cupboards. Volume 4: Tables and Chairs. Volume 5: Decking and Roofing. Volume 6: Finish Carpentry. Volume 7: Floorboards and Nightstands. Volume 8: More Projects. (Season 18 episode Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em)
- Travel Book
- Book Milhouse finds in the glove compartment of the rental car that Bart and his friends take on their road trip. (Season 7 episode Bart on the Road)
- Travelers Guide to Blowout Beach
- The Truth Hertz: A Fun Guide to Sound!
- Book Joe and Norrie find at the library in Plan B.
- TVa Chronomonitoring Handbook
- Handbook visible during the closing credits. (Season 1 episode Glorious Purpose)
- The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party
- Written by Jim Halpert under pen name James Trickington.
- Book by James Trickington, written by Jim to fuck with Dwight. (Season 8 episode Garden Party)
- Understanding Your Seed
- Book Carol reads when her and Phil aren't able to get pregnant. (episode Fish in the Dish)
- The Vanilla Girl's Guide to Kink
- Book in Rachel's apartment. (Season 2 episode Farewell, My Bunny)
- Voice Overs for Dummies
- Book (Season 3 episode Run Dr. Lola Spratt, Run)
- Walking on Eggshells: Navigating the Delicate Relationship Between Adult Children and Parents
- Book by Jane Islay that Nancy is reading during the bunk bed scene.
- Watch Repair
- Book Homer and Milhouse read to fix their magic stopwatch. (Season 15 episode Treehouse of Horror XIV - segment Stop the World I Want to Goof Off)
- Wayward Pines Welcome Manual
- Document new residents of Wayward Pines receive to help them acclimate to their new environment.
- Whale Songs for Beginners
- What to Expect When You're a Male Seahorse Expecting… Which is a Thing
- Book by Dr. Pippi Campus (Season 3 episode 4 Fish Out of Water)
- What to Expect When You're Expecting a Baby Leviathan
- Crichton's joke about a fake book when the crew finds out Moya is pregnant. (Season 1 episode They've Got a Secret)
- What's the Fun in Playing it Safe
- One of the books included on the publisher's list of upcoming books that Emerson researches (Season 1 episode Smell of Success)
- Who Made that Barrel? You Did!
- Book Mrs. Krabappel gives Bart to read for his role as town Cooper in the Medieval festival. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
- The Wilderness Explorers Handbook
- Scouting handbook for Wilderness Explorers such as Russell.
- Winning Strategies in Cribbage
- Book created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
- Winning Through Humiliation
- Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger (Steve Martin's All Commercials TV special)
- Working it Out Together
- Sketch: Dating in the Nineties. by Dr. Barry Fisher.
- You Also Can Be a Taxidermist
 - One of Buell's books up in the attic, written by John Lewis. (Season 1 episode 8)
- You Can Also Be An Artist
 - Book by Todd S. Palmer in Anna's attic. (Season 1 episode 1)
- You Can Make It Yourself: Jet Packs!
- You Too Can Be a Taxidermist
 - One of Buell's books up in the attic, written by John Lewis. (Season 1 episode 8)
- You Too Can Be An Artist
 - Book by Todd S. Palmer in Anna's attic. (Season 1 episode 1)
- The You You Are: A Spiritual Biography of You
- Book by Mark's brother-in-law Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD. (Season 1 episode In Perpetuity)
- Your Food is You
- Book Roz reads to eat healthier. (Season 9 episode Pop Goes the Question)
- Your Gimmicky Restaurant
- Instructional book by Bennigan and Fuddrucker that Moe reads before opening his own family themed restaurant. (Season 7 Bart Sells His Soul)
- You're Doing Everything Wrong
- Parenting book that Marge reads at Not Responsible for Injuries Park, where she takes Maggie to play. (Maggie Simpson in Playdate with Destiny)
- You're Not So Bad
- Book that Tahani's ex-boyfriend - and current love interest - reads. (Season 3 episode The Snowplow)
- Zagat's Guide to World Religions
- Book that Lisa reads. (Season 13 episode She of Little Faith)
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