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  • Beverages-Wine
    • Aldebaran Wine
        • Narrator: "Trillian nodded patiently again, counted to a sufficiently high number, and told herself that the important thing now was just to get Zaphod talking. She prepared, by dint of deactivating all the robot kitchen synthomatics, the most fabulously delicious meal she could contrive - delicately oiled meals, scented fruits, fragrant cheeses, fine Aldebaran wines."
    • Apple Zapple Wine
        • Wine that Stewie McClelland and Russell Bowie were drinking when they took Stewie's Bombardier Skiddoo out on the Reach when it froze for the first time since 1938. The skidoo went into the Reach. Stewie managed to crawl out, losing one foot to frostbite. The Reach took Russell away. (story The Reach)
    • Bloodwine
        • Klingon alcoholic beverage.
        • Dax brings three barrels of bloodwine onboard for the crew of the Rotarran. (Season 5 episode Soldiers of the Empire)
        • Sisko bets Martok a barrel of bloodwine that he will set foot back on DS9 first. (Season 6 episode Sons and Daughters)
        • Kor, Worf and Jadzia drink bloodwine. (Season 4 episode The sword of Kahless)
        • Kozak drinks bloodwine at Quark’s. (Season 3 episode The House of Quark)
        • Martok owes Sisko a barrel of bloodwine for being the first to step foot back on Deep Space Nine. (Season 6 episode Sacrifice of Angels)
        • When Jadzia and Worf have drinks with Kira and the Mirror Universe version of Bareil Antos, Worf drinks bloodwine. (Season 6 episode Resurrection)
        • Worf drinks bloodwine. (Season 6 episode One Little Ship)
        • Miles wins a wager with Worf over the outcome of Quark and Jadzia's Tongo game. When Worf thinks he's going to win, he informs Miles that he likes his bloodwine very young, and very sweet. (Season 6 episode Change of Heart)
        • Martok: We will drink bloodwine in the halls of Cardassia's Central Command. (Season 6 episode Tears of the Prophets)
        • Miles brings a bottle of 2301 bloodwine to Worf as a gift, to drink and talk about old friends, the Enterprise, and Barclay and his holo-suite programs. When Quark and Julian asks what else they talked about, Miles tells them the proper way to eat gagh, and that Jadzia is not in Sto-vo-kor. (Season 7 Image in the Sand)
        • After stealing Martok's 16 cases of bloodwine that his wife shipped to the station, he replaces them with a batch of 2309, a better vintage than what Martok's wife sent, which Nog obtained from the Gettysburg. (Season 7 episode Treachery, Faith and the Great River)
        • Worf drinks 2309 bloodwine with Kor. (Season 7 episode Once More Unto the Breach)
        • When Worf goes missing while commanding the Koraga, Quark tries to cheer up Ezri, telling her that he knows Worf will come back because he still owes him for some bloodwine, and Worf would never go to Sto-vo-kor owing him money. Ezri takes the Ganda runabout to go looking for him. (Season 7 episode Penumbra)
        • Chancellor Gowron arrives from Kronos, bringing with him the finest bloodwine - 2309, and a Star of Kahless award for Martok. (Season 7 episode When it Rains)
    • Champagne-iola
        • Mr. Burns proposes to his new girlfriend Gloria at Barney's New Bowlarama, he heads off to find some Champagne-iola. (Season 13 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love)
    • Charbonnay
        • Captain Holt comments that the only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap, called Charbonnay. (Season 6 A Tale of Two Bandits)
    • Chateau Le Blanc
        • Fake wine brand from the prison kitchen riot scene. Frank: "Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks of things in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature!What are we? Animals?"
    • Château Maison
        • Dilapidated farmhouse at a run-down vineyard where Bart stays as part of a school foreign exchange program. (Season 1 episode The Crepes of Wrath) Ned and Edna drink Chateau Maison wine on their date. (Season 11 episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddly)
    • Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants
        • Daphne: "Excuse me, not to interrupt, but six months ago you borrowed forty dollars from me. We were at the wine shop, remember? You couldn't quite scrape together enough for a bottle of your precious Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants? So I lent you the money. And have I said a peep about it since? No! I just sit here quietly reusing my tea bags while you trundle off to your private clubs ordering gourmet this and imported that!" (Season 6 episode Roz, A Loan)
    • Chianti Di Salsiccia
        • Wine made in the Tuscan village of Salsiccia where Sideshow Bob is the mayor. (Season 17 episode The Italian Bob)
    • Cold Duck
        • Cheap champagne Martin's date Sherry brings over for Martin's birthday. (Season 4 episode Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just Whine)
    • Dharma Initiative Chardonnay
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episode Live Together, Die Alone, Part 1)
    • Dharma Initiative Merlot
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes Enter 77, LaFleur)
    • Dharma Initiative Wine
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes Enter 77, LaFleur)
    • Earl Hayes Wine
        • Wine Harry is drinking when his daughter gets her first period in his daydream about raising her himself. The Earl Hayes company makes movie props.
    • The Emissary's Special Reserve
        • While visiting Bajor for a conference in Rakantha, Sisko buys 12 hecapates of land in the Kendra Province, just south of the Yolja River, where he plans to build a house when the war is over. The soil is perfect for growing kava, there are a few wild moba trees and a creek that runs through the meadows and into the forest. He muses that with the creek, he can make his own spring wine, which Kasidy calls The Emissary's Special Reserve. "It'll be a big seller." (Season 7 episode Penumbra)
    • Ernest And Tova Borgnine
        • Joke George Clooney makes about the wine he brought for the double date.
    • First Class Champagne
        • Champagne brand that Jake uses to make a mimosa for Terry. (Season 5 episode 99)
    • The Fist
        • Fortified wine that Gina inquires about at the supermarket while Christmas tree shopping. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Plot Twist)
    • Gamzian Wine
        • Wine that Quark mentions. (Season 1 episode Q-Less)
        • Quark delivers a round of drinks to Sisko's arbitration between two Bajoran factions involved in a land dispute, including two Bajoran synthales, a glass of Gamzian wine and a Trixian Bubble Juice for the little lady, which she proceeds to throw in his face. (Season 1 episode The Storyteller)
        • Listener and conman Martus Mazur’s mark mentions having too much Gamzian Wine. (Season 2 episode Rivals)
        • In an attempt to build a relationship with Edgar Willougby in order to get Miles a graviton stabilizer, he sends him a bottle of Gamzian wine. (Season 7 episode Treachery, Faith and the Great River)
    • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour 1886
        • Bottle of wine that Moe gives to Homer and Marge. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Grande Valley Wine
        • Lucille's boxed wine that Buster finds and drinks - his first taste of alcohol since he was nursing (Season 2)
    • Jean-Ralphio
        • Champagne advertised on the back of Celebrity Baby magazine, reference to Parks and Recreation.
    • Kandora Champagne
        • As part of Quark plot to generate a holosuite program featuring Kira for Tiron, he creates a contest where she wins a bottle of Kandora Champagne vintage 2368, some free dabs games, and a free hour in the holosuite. (Season 3 episode Meridian)
    • Les Cinquant Sept Décès
        • Olin's wine, which translates to "The 57 Deaths." Olin mentions that 56 people died in room 1408. Mike is 57.
    • Mepris
        • Wine that Wanda pours for dinner with Vision's boss. (Season 1 episode Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience)
    • Miami Wice
        • Sonny's frozen wine ice business business idea. Sonny's tribute to Miami Vice.
    • Missouri Reserve
        • Wine product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Mockingbird Wine Drink
        • From the finest vineyard in Arkansas. Everybody buys the same $8 bottle of wine for the captain's party. (Season 1 episode The Party)
    • Moriah Vineyards
        • The wine made at Desmond's monastery. (Season 3 episode Catch-22)
    • Mountratchet
        • Wine bottle that the Blissfield Butcher uses to kill one of the first four high school students in the opening scene.
    • Phil’s New record added 10/14/2021
        • Champagne the gang drinks at Bob and Emily’s impromptu Bob voyage party. (Season 6 episode Freudian Ship)
    • Picard Vineyards
        • The Gallic-Klingon Debating Society has a Wine Tasting of Spring Bottlings from Picard Vineyards on April 10, 2234.
    • Pomme De Cheval Vin Francais
        • Alcohol bottle in Barney's apartment, which he throws out when he decides to get sober. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
    • Pouilly-Jouvet
        • Moustafa orders a bottle of wine called "Pouilly-Jouvet ‘52, plus a split of the brut" when he dines with the young writer. When the countess dies, Gustave has Zero bring a bottle of '26 in an ice bucket with two glasses so they don't have to drink the cat piss they serve in the dining car.
    • Roxxi Wine
        • Wine box in the Loki hideout. "Exceptional Pinot Noir" (Season 1 episode Journey into Mystery)
    • Spring Wine
        • Kira mentions that Shakaar took her to her favorite restaurant in Jalanda City, poured her glass after glass of spring wine, then took her to his home and gave her a massage with Kolaish spice oil. (Season 4 episode Return to Grace)
        • Quark offers Julia and Sarina Spring wine to get them to stop gambling. (Season 7 episode Chrysalis)
        • At Quark's, Ezri Dax orders a Til'amin Froth, Julian orders a Romulan Ale, and Odo orders a glass of spring wine for Kira. (Season 7 episode Covenant)
        • While visiting Bajor for a conference in Rakantha, Sisko buys 12 hecapates of land in the Kendra Province, just south of the Yolja River, where he plans to build a house when the war is over. The soil is perfect for growing kava, there are a few wild moba trees and a creek that runs through the meadows and into the forest. He muses that with the creek, he can make his own spring wine, which Kasidy calls The Emissary's Special Reserve. "It'll be a big seller." (Season 7 episode Penumbra)
        • Kai Winn and Dukat - masquerading as the Bajoran farmer Anjohk - drink spring wine. (Season 7 episode Till Death Do Us Part)
    • Truckasaurus Champagne
        • Champagne the Monster Truck Rally give The Simpsons to apologize for the mishap with Truckasaurus. (Season 2 episode Bart the Daredevil)
    • Tulaberry Wine
        • Alcoholic beverage from the Gamma Quadrant that Grand Nagus Zek uses to trick Quark into helping him open trade negotiations with the Dominion. (Season 2 episode Rules of Acquisition) Quark offers the Jem'Hadar a thousand cases of Tulaberry wine. (Season 2 episode The Jem'hadar) Sisko brings up Quark's previous sale. (Season 3 episode The Search Part 1) Quark mentions his Tulaberry wine franchise. (Season 3 episode Family Business)
    • Whiplash Wine
        • Family business of Snidely Whiplash, paying passenger aboard the Hurricane, the Quinlan barge that Bob joins as a deck hand on his way back to Garack's Spine with Bender. (Heaven's River)
        • Generic brand of wine that Niles is horrified to discover at Cliff's going away party (Season 9 episode Cheerful Goodbyes)
    • Zuko Vineyards
        • Frank introduces the gang to the pleasures of drinking wine in a can - the box wine Zuko Vineyards poured in a generic cola product can called Cola. (Season 5 episode The Gang Gives Frank and Intervention)

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