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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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Category Filter: BEVERAGES-MILK

  • Beverages-Milk
    • 2% Camel Milk
        • Food and beverage products in Saddam Hussein’s refrigerator include: Real Mayonnaise, Olde Iraqi Beer, Falafel Helper, 2% Camel Milk, Aunt Jamal syrup, and a Hungry-Nomad Yankee Dog Roast packaged meal.
    • All-nut Milk
        • When Josh can't bring himself to drink the bean juice made from all-beans, Wolf mentions that he may be able to get his hands on some all-nut milk. (Season 2 episode Guess Who's Coming to Lunch)
    • Almond Cloud Almond Milk
        • Brand of almond milk in Miss Lint's refrigerator that The Terror drinks. "This is repulsive. You drink this?" (Season 1 episode Rising)
    • Amation Homogenized Milk
        • Milk brand at Craig's house.
    • Badger Milk
        • Marvin sees an infomercial for Badger Milk, which is a product that's supposed to get him into shape.
    • Beef Milk
        • So, you've had soy milk and almond milk. Now, try the hottest new craze, beef milk. It's like almond milk that's been squeezed through tiny holes in living cows. Annabel Porter's authentic, hand-strained teat-to-table Beef Milk costs $60 a gallon. (Season 7 episode William Henry Harrison)
    • Chibubi Skim Milk
        • Milk product sold at Shopwell's, singing the opening song, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera, visible during the bath salts attack.
    • Cream
        • Generic cream bottle in Stab-A-Lot, the Itchy and Scratchy musical. (Season 17 episode Girls Just Want to Have Sums)
    • Dairy Barn
        • Milk brand. When Charlie takes Jake shopping, Jake insists on particular brand: That's Dairy Farm, We drink Dairy Barn. (Pilot episode)
        • Milk that Jake drinks with his Peanut Butter Crackles breakfast cereal. (Season 3 episode Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark)
        • Jake makes breakfast with Dairy Barn milk, Fun ‘N Fruity breakfast cereal and a blender. (Season 3 episode Ergo, the Booty Call)
    • Dairy Farm
        • Milk brand. When Charlie takes Jake shopping, Jake insists on particular brand: That's Dairy Farm, We drink Dairy Barn. (Pilot episode)
    • Dharma Initiative Powdered Milk
        • Dharma branded beverage product. (episode The Man Behind the Curtain)
    • Enyak's Milk
        • Quark offers Kira frosty Bajoran ale, a Black Hole or warm Enyak's milk, which will help her sleep. (Season 5 episode Ties of Blood and Water)
    • Farm Fresh Milk
        • Generic milk carton. (Season 1 episode Circle of Friends)
        • Generic milk served along with Happy Harry's Smiley-O's, the cereal tested with children in a focus group conducted by Clarity Consumer Research. (Season 1 episode Little Fear of Lightning)
    • Fight Milk
        • Product Mac and Charlie try to sell to Atwater shareholders. The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards, by bodyguards. (Season 8 episode Frank's Back in Business) Mac and Charlie find out they have fans in the UFC, and they attempt to expand their product to UFC women. (Season 12 episode Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare)
    • Fight Milk Classic
        • Mac and Charlie develop a new formula for their Fight Milk product, renaming the original formula Fight Milk Classic. (Season 12 episode Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare)
    • Maiden Brand Condensed Milk
        • Brand of condensed milk that Dolores drops in town on each loop (Season 1)
    • Malk
        • Fake milk at Springfield Elementary making Bart's bones brittle. "Now with Vitamin R" (Season 6 episode The PTA Disbands)

    • Milk
        • The generic milk brand Cory is pouring into a bowl when his friend, reading from the Cold Cereal Cookbook, stops him, saying, "Oh, wait! Wait, Cory! ...Add the cereal first and then the milk!"
        • Various generic milk brands.
        • Generic milk carton on the Simpsons breakfast table. (Season 1 episode Some Enchanted Evening)
        • Generic milk carton that Bart drinks at Fat Tony's place. (Season 3 episode Bart the Murderer)
        • Generic milk carton in the Simpsons refrigerator. (Season 6 episode Bart of Darkness)
        • Generic milk carton that Homer uses to make breakfast for Mr. Burns. (Season 7 episode Homer the Smithers)
        • Generic milk carton in background. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Skeptic)
        • Generic milk carton in the Simpsons fridge. (Season 9 episode Thrash of the Titans)
        • Generic milk carton that Ned Flanders drinks. (Season 10 episode 30 Minutes Over Tokyo)
        • Generic milk carton in. The Stabby-Oh's cereal commercial. (Season 12 episode Bye, Bye Nerdie)
        • Empty generic milk carton in the Simpson's kitchen. (Season 13 episode Treehouse of Horror XII - segment Wiz Kids)
        • After refusing to shave his mustache to work at the Humble Figurine Factory, Ned drinks from a generic milk carton in the park in Humbleton, getting it in his mustache. (Season 16 episode Home Away from Homer)
        • Generic milk product in the Smith family fridge, featuring the photo of a missing child - the bully from the previous episode. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
    • Moloko
        • Milk like beverage. Alex: "I opened the door of 10-8 with my own little klootch, and inside our malenky quarters all was quiet, the pee and em both being in sleepland, and mum had laid out on the table on malenky bit of supper - a couple of lomticks of tinned sponge-meat with a shive or so of kleb and butter, a glass of the old cold moloko."
    • PE Milk
        • From mock commercial with Flavor Flav. Cold Lampin' Cereal features "miniature clocks" that tick when you add "PE Milk".
    • Prospect Foods Full Fat Milk
        • Prospect Properties provides Tom and Gemma with food drops - cardboard boxes full of Prospect Foods branded products.

    • Raiman's Chocolate Flavored Milk
        • Milk product in Robert's fridge at home (Season 4 episode USS Callister)
    • Raiman's Strawberry Flavored Milk
        • Milk product in Robert's fridge at home (Season 4 episode USS Callister)
    • Seaborn Seahorse Milk
        • TV commercial starring Mr. Peanut Butter that BoJack sees in his Rinse-Carlton hotel room, and then later buys at the Tide-U-Over Mart to feed the baby seahorse that he rescues (Season 3 episode 4 Fish Out of Water)
    • Super Fresh Milk
        • Walt's image appeared on back of milk carton in one of Hurley's dreams.
    • Westview Dairy Almond Milk
        • Wanda eats a bowl of Sweeney's Sugar Snaps cereal for breakfast. Glitches change the Westview Dairy product from almond milk to vitamin D milk. (Season 1 episode Breaking the Fourth Wall)
    • Westview Dairy Vitamin D Milk
        • Wanda eats a bowl of Sweeney's Sugar Snaps cereal for breakfast. Glitches change the Westview Dairy product from almond milk to vitamin D milk. (Season 1 episode Breaking the Fourth Wall)

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