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  • Beverages-Alcohol
    • #1 Happy Whiskey Chew
        • Product Lindsay Lohan endorses in episode Charlie gets Lindsay Lohan in trouble. Yes, Chewing!
    • Aldebaran Whiskey
        • Quark finds bottles of Aldebaran whiskey and Trixian bubble juice from his private stock in Rom's quarters. (Season 3 episode Prophet Motive)
    • Alpha-currant Nectar
        • A priceless red Wadi beverage presented to Quark as gambling collateral by Gamma Quadrant resident Wadi Falow. (Season 1 episode Move Along Home)
    • Andalusian Amontillado
        • Sherry that Frasier serves to family friend Leland Barton, portrayed by David Ogden Stiers (Season 10 episode Fathers and Sons)
    • Basurera Tequila
        • Tequila that Eleanor buys at the grocery store shortly before dying (Season 1 episode 12 Mindy St. Claire) Michael offers Eleanor a bottle of tequila to appease when he informs her that she can't go to the judge's office with him. (Season 4 episode The Funerals to End All Funerals)
    • Battistone
        • Scotch that Duke drinks - and talks to (Looks it's just you and me) in Season 5 episode 7 Nowhere Man. Seen on bar at the Haven Herald office when Dave makes a highball in Season 5 episode 13 Chosen.
    • Bean's Alcoholic Cider
        • Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer. He invented his own species of each. He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider, which he makes from his apples. He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living.
    • Beetle Juice (liquor)
        • Form of liquor made from the excretions of an insect in the Quinlan town of the same name. (Heaven's River)
    • Black Pony Scotch
        • There's a bottle of this brand of scotch in Laura's apartment.
    • Bourbon Whiskey New record added 10/2/2021
        • When Alan starts drinking more, Charlie complains about him drinking his good stuff, so he makes Alan switch over to the generic brand, which Charlie calls Old Walmart. (Season 6 episode I Think You Offended Don)
    • Casey Haver St. Lawrence Rye Whiskey
        • There's a bottle on Teddy and the Man in Black's table the saloon (Season 1 episode Contrapasso)
    • Century Club
        • The whiskey brand Adam tells Anders' Swedish pen pal and her friend their dead coworker used to drink (Season 3 episode Good Mourning)
    • Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon
        • Alcohol product that Marge forgets to pay for, gets arrested for shoplifting and goes to prison for 30 days. (Season 4 episode Marge in Chains)
    • Crème De Menthe
        • Generically named alcohol product included in Homer's recipe for his Flaming Homer mixed drink. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's)
    • Dharma Initiative Cabernet
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes Two for the Road, The Adventures of Hurley and Frogurt)
    • Dharma Initiative Rum
        • Dharma branded alcohol product that Juliet is drinking on the beach when Sawyer climbs out of the surf after jumping off the helicopter. (episode There's No Place Like Home, Part 3)
    • Dharma Initiative Vodka
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episode Enter 77)
    • Dharma Initiative Whisky
        • Dharma branded alcohol product. (episodes The Man Behind the Curtain, The Substitute)
    • Dibbler's Homeopathic Sipping Whiskey
        • Alternative medicine, so heavily diluted that just sitting in the same room with an unopened bottle of the stuff should render you insensibly drunk.
    • Distilled Root Blood
        • Alcoholic beverage Walton offers Nanette when she first arrives in the simulation (Season 4 episode USS Callister)
    • Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey
        • Movie cowboy Buck McCoy themed product. "Smooth as milk" (Season 13 episode The Latest Gun in the West)
    • Eagle's Flight
        • Whiskey in Paul and Beth's kitchen cabinet (Season 1 episode 6 Variations Under Domestication)
    • Eldorian Vodka
        • The crew of the Orville does Eldorian vodka shots - except for Captain Mercer, who dumps his out on the floor. (Season 2 episode Blood of Patriots)
    • Firewater Spirits
        • Alcohol product sold at Shopwell's. "So, you have learned the terrible truth... Congratulations! Now keep it to yourself, or I will slit your throat while you sleep, I swear to God."
    • Four Horses Scotch
        • There's a bottle of this brand of scotch in Laura's apartment.
    • Golden Delight Sour Mash Whiskey
        • Liquor bottle prop from various episodes, including the episode A Passage for Trumpet.
        • Mr. Featherstone knocks a bottle off his desk in front of the janitor, and it breaks on the floor. (Episode Of Late I Think of Cliffordville)
        • Liquor bottle on Doug Winter's desk in his office. (Episode Printer's Devil)
    • Goldslick Vodka
        • Alcohol product with little golden flakes in it on Seth and Evan's list, for Becca.
    • Grog
        • A secret mixture of one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, red dye #2, scumm, axle grease, battery acid and/or pepperoni.
    • Guten Bourbon
        • The urban German bourbon that Princess Carolyn gets BoJack to film a commercial for, but then he bails and Todd takes over in episode Say Anything. Appears in several other episodes throughout the seres.
        • Empty bottles are seen strewn around BoJack's house in episode "Yes And".
        • BoJack drinks it all through the Christmas Special.
    • Happy Family Brand Bourbon
        • Billboard outside Homer's hotel window in Hollywood. (Season 5 episode Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
    • Hennigan's
        • Bottle of scotch that Jerry's uncle gave him. (Season 3 episode The Red Dot) Elaine asks Jerry if he has any, which she pretends to drink before making up a crazy story about how his car got messed up. (Season 3 episode The Parking Space)
    • Hilltech Nonalcoholic Moonshine
        • "All the kick and none of the sick." Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • J&R Whiskey
        • What Marge thinks is a very old Civil War figurine passed down from her grandmother turns out to be an early 1970s Johnny Reb liquor bottle, one of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads, a monument to her grandmother's secret drinking problem. (Season 8 episode Homer's Phobia)
        • J. Darby is a brand of Scotch whiskey made by Independent Studio Services featured in various TV series such as Black Jesus, Community and Lost.
        • J. Darby is a brand of Scotch whiskey made by Independent Studio Services featured in various TV series such as Black Jesus, Community and Lost. Jeff is seen drinking from a bottle in Season 6 episode 1 Ladders.
        • J. Darby is a brand of Scotch whiskey made by Independent Studio Services featured in various TV series such as Black Jesus, Community and Lost.
    • Johnny Reb (liquor)
        • What Marge thinks is a very old Civil War figurine passed down from her grandmother turns out to be an early 1970s Johnny Reb liquor bottle, one of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads, a monument to her grandmother's secret drinking problem. (Season 8 episode Homer's Phobia)
    • Johnny Stagger
        • Liquor the penguin flying the Hindenburg Airlines plane drinks (Season 2 episode Frankie and Ellie Get Lost)
    • Kanar
        • Cardassian liquor.
        • Quark brings bottles of Kanar to the rooms of the visiting Cardassian scientists - which turn out to have gone bad. (Season 3 episode Destiny) Garak drinks Kanar at Quark's. (Season 4 episode The Way of the Warrior)
        • Gul Dukat orders Jadzia to pour two glasses of Kanar in Odo's telepathic experience. (Season 5 episode Things Past)
        • Quark brings his lost love Natima's students two mugs of Kanar on the house, when he offers them his cloaking device. (Season 2 episode Profit and Loss)
        • Sisko offers Gul Dukat some Kanar that he knows contain voraxna poison, originally delivered to Kira's friend Ghemor. (Season 5 Ties of Blood and Water)
        • Quark: Break out the kanar, and find me some yamok sauce. (Season 6 episode Call to Arms)
        • Kira and Rom watch Damar ordering Kanar at Quark's, shortly before the brawl between the Cardassians and the Jem'Hadar. Later, Damar returns to Quark's and orders the '27, which is expensive, but he says he can afford it - on a Gul's salary. He's feeling confident about his plan to deactivate the mines preventing Jem'Hadar reinforcements from coming through the wormhole. Quark shares the bottle with him, and gets drunk. (Season 6 episode Behind the Lines)
        • In Kira's orb time travel experience, a Cardassian officer orders her to pour him some more of that Kanar. Later, Kira mentions how her mother sat sipping Kanar with Dukat while Bajorans died. (Season 6 episode Wrongs Darker than Death or Light)
        • Damar drinks a little too much kanar for Weyoun's taste. (Season 7 Image in the Sand)
        • Damar offers Weyoun a glass of kanar. (Season 7 episode Treachery, Faith and the Great River)
    • Katzunari Single Malt Whiskey
        • Whiskey in Bernie's flask, probable nod to Godzilla film suit actor Kazunari Mori.
    • Kentucky Bourbon
        • Generic bourbon product that Officer Winslow drinks straight from the bottle in Netflix' gritty reboot of Family Matters. (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
    • Kyle's Killer Lemonade
        • Alcohol product on Seth and Evan's list, for Jules' friend.
    • Life Cry
        • Fran takes bottle to Becky's party in the episode "Elephants and Hens" You know you're in for a good night when there's a picture of a polar bear bleeding on the label.
    • Lonely Gal Margarita Mix
        • Margarita mix that Eleanor buys at the grocery store shortly before dying (mentioned in Season 1 episode 1, seen in Season 1 episode 12)
    • MacCutcheon Scotch Whisky
        • Penny's father's favorite whisky. (Season 3 episode Flashes Before Your Eyes)
    • MacReady's Whiskey
        • When the boys are in the clubhouse talking about Nikki, Tommy drinks from a bottle of MacReady's Whiskey, referencing Kurt Russell's character R.J. MacReady in the film The Thing.
    • Morning Dew Irish Whiskey
        • Alcohol product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Douche kidnaps, kills and drinks a bottle of vodka.
        • Single malt scotch that Sean drinks with Leila's father during flashback in episode 4.
    • Old Harper
        • Alochol product Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
    • Old Meerdink
        • The fake whiskey brand Tammy's funny old alcoholic grandmother drinks.
    • Old Steed Whiskey
        • Mini bottle that acted as the knight chess pieces on the Booze Chess board (Season 1 episode Checkpoint Gnarly)
        • Also seen in convenience store in episode Real Time.
    • Ol' Janx Spirit
        • "He sat on a step, took from his satchel a bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit and a towel. He opened the bottle and wiped the top of it with the towel, which had the opposite effect to the one intended, in that the Ol' Janx Spirit instantly killed of f millions of the germs which had been slowly building up quite a complex and enlightened civilization on the smellier patches of the towel."
    • Oscuro Rum
        • Jim and Pam bring Michael back a bottle of rum from their honeymoon. (Season 6 episode The Lover)
    • Papapot
        • Alcohol product. Joe Chip's test equipment was still in his car because he had been too pizzled on papapot to get the trunk of his hovercar open.
    • Pappy Van Winkle
        • Bourbon BoJack tries to take onto a plane in a flask that's too large and security stops him in episode Live Fast, Diane Nguyen.
    • Pebble Ames straight Kentucky bourbon
        • Liquor bottle in Doug Winter's office. (Episode Printer's Devil)
        • Seen in episode In Praise of Pip.
    • Pinoni Vineyards
        • Opera star Joe Pinoni returns home to the Napa Valley after his career is cut short after he eats a bad clam.
    • Queensland Vodka
        • Mini bottle that acted as the queen chess piece on the booze chessboard (Season 1 episode Checkpoint Gnarly)
    • River Findhorn Whiskey
        • Whiskey Pierce drinks in episode Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples.
    • Romulan Ale
        • Worf drinks a little too much Romulan ale at Riker and Troi's wedding / When Captain Picard tells Commander Donatra of the Warbird Valdore that he owes her a drink, she suggests Romulan ale.
        • Quark orders Saurian brandy. (Season 3 episode Prophet Motive)
        • Quark receives a shipment of Saurian Brandy with a communication device coded for Kira. (Season 5 episode The Darkness and the Light)
        • Nog serves Sisko, Bashir and Dax Saurian Brandy on Starbase 375. (Season 6 episode Behind the Lines)
        • Quark picks up his shipment of Saurian brandy from the loading bay on DS9. (Season 6 episode Resurrection)
        • Nog mentions his cousin Gant having 10 cases of Saurian brandy, describing Gant as, "just another sailor on the great river." (Season 7 episode Treachery, Faith and the Great River)
        • Ezri drinks Saurian brandy with her brother Norvo. (Season 7 episode Prodigal Daughter)
        • Lieutenant Ilario mentions that he's never had real Saurian Brandy before. (Season 7 episode Friendly Fire)
    • Scotch
        • Generic alcohol product that Lenny drinks. (Season 8 episode Mountain of Madness) Generic liquor bottle Homer guzzles at Moe's. (Season 15 episode Bart-Mangled Banner)
    • Screech Owl
        • Alcohol bottle in Barney's apartment, which he throws out when he decides to get sober. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
    • Simpson Gin
        • The Simpsons cash in on their success, venturing into merchandising, including Simpson Gin, wetting whistles worldwide. (Season 11 episode Behind the Laughter)
    • Snake Juice
        • Tom's new high-end, Kahlua-style liqueur. It's 140 proof, which means it's 70% alcohol. But don't worry. There's plenty of caffeine in it to keep you awake. (Season 3 episode The Fight)
        • The demons from The Bad Place drink Snake Juice, the Tom Haverford's alcohol product from Parks and Recreation. Both shows were created by Mike Schur.

    • Soropson’s Scotch
        • Alcohol product packaged in a bottle shaped like a bowling ball, advertised in the simulation Doug enters as an observer. “Mellow, smooth - Can you think of a better distiller’s product?” (Chapter 5)
    • Spotchka
        • Beverage created from krill on the planet Sorgan. (Season 1 episode Chapter 4 The Sanctuary) Cobb Vanth offers Mando a snort of spotchka. (Season 2 episode Chapter 9 The Marshal)
    • The Stafford Twin Wood
        • In the season 6 episode 09, at about 10min 40sec in, there's a zoom on a bottle of "The Stafford Twin Wood 12yo" single malt scotch.
    • Stary Bratislavsky Absinth
        • From the nightclub in Bratislava. 75% alkohol.
    • Tequila
        • Generically named alcohol product included in Homer's recipe for his Flaming Homer mixed drink. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's) Product Marge drinks in the tub in her hotel room at Rancho Relaxo. (Season 3 episode Homer Alone)
    • Top Hatter Bourbon
        • Jason creates a Molotov cocktail to escape the Bad Place museum party. (Season 2 episode Rhonda, Diana, Jake and Trent)
    • Tropical Virgin Brand Daiquiri
        • Brand of alcohol that Adam and Andi think is non-alcoholic because of the word "virgin" in the name - and almost give to an entire class of children (Season 1 episode 19)
    • Uppington's Peach Schnapps
        • Alcohol Elaine drinks, and chips a tooth on the bottle. (Season 9 episode The Betrayal)
    • Vermouth
        • Generic bottle of vermouth that Charles Heathbar drinks while he serenades Marge. (Season 17 episode Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife)
    • Victory Gin
        • In the low-ceilinged canteen, deep underground, the lunch queue jerked slowly forward. The room was already very full and deafeningly noisy. From the grille at the counter the steam of stew came pouring forth, with a sour metallic smell which did not quite overcome the fumes of Victory Gin. On the far side of the room there was a small bar, a mere hole in the wall, where gin could be bought at ten cents the large nip.
    • Vodka
        • When Charlie runs out of money, he's forced to buy generic products in bulk, including Toilet Paper, Cheese, Vodka and Orange Drink Mix - which he uses to make a screwdriver for Evelyn. (Season 1 episode I Can't Afford Hyenas)
    • Volney's Home Brew
        • It's nothing like the beer from the slots. He's a real artist, Volney is. Puts musk raisins in it.
    • Von Kruegers Scotch
        • Scotch sold at Von Kruegers Market, aged in styrofoam kegs. (Season 4 episode Over the River and Through the Woods)
    • Wade Marsh
        • Whiskey in Paul and Beth's kitchen cabinet (Season 1 episode 6 Variations Under Domestication)
    • Whelan Bitters
        • Garak's contact to manufacture the proof needed to bring the Romulans into the war, Grathon Tolar, drinks three bottles of Whelan bitters before causing a scene at the bar and stabbing Quark. (Season 6 episode In the Pale Moonlight)
    • Wild Fowl Whiskey
        • Whiskey bottle in Jessica's apartment - not Wild Turkey. (Season 1 episode AKA Take a Bloody Number)
    • Xelayan Tequila
        • Alcohol from Alara's homeworld, which she drinks to cope with threes stress of being in command. (Season 1 episode Command Performance)
    • York General Cognac
        • Alcohol product. Alex: "Anyway, they were each given a bottle of Yank General, cognac that is, to take away, and I gave money for them to be delivered each a dozen of black and suds that following morning, they to leave theirstinking old cheenas' addresses at the counter."
    • Yridian Brandy
        • For mentions drinking a bottle of Yridian brandy with Worf that he was saving for a special occasion. (Season 4 episode The sword of Kahless)
    • Zamphuor
        • Beverage mentioned in the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recipe. "Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive."

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