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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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Category Group Filter: FOOD AND DRINK
Category Filter: BEVERAGES (90)

  • Beverages
    • A.02
        • The crew of the colony ship Humanitas are given daily beverage A.02, also known as "The blue", containing T56j, an antiandrogen medication which prevents androgens, DHT, and similar steroids from bonding to the androgen recreptors/ARs. The goal is to prevent impulse control. Personality becomes dull and docile, eliminating sexual desire and sensation and decreasing pleasure response.
    • Astro-lemonade
        • Beverage Marge serves Homer and his nerd friends that help him build his rocket. (Season 13 episode She of Little Faith)
    • Bailey's Ginger Ale
        • Fictional beverage product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press. Fine all natural ginger ale.
    • Banana Blueberry Soy Wheatgrass Whey Protein Smoothie
        • Smoothie Jo orders at Cafe Diem (Season 4 episode Crossing Over)
    • Blazing Blue Rad-berry Cooler Xtreme: Code Rad
        • Gatorade-type drink that Captain Holt intends to purchase at the Food Mini Mart before running out when his and Captain Holt's mugshots pop up on the news on the TV. (Season 4 episode Coral Palms)
    • Brawndo
        • Sports drink. "The Thirst Mutilator." It's got electrolytes!
        • The thirst mutilator!
        • It's got what plants crave!
        • It's got electrolytes!
    • Bullseye
        • Beverage product Cliff reminisces about drinking with his friend Joe that was killed by the terrorists.
    • Calvin's Curative Elixir
        • After a talk with Hobbes, Calvin goes from selling dirty water from the drainage ditch as "Calvin's Curative Elixir" to "Pitcher of Plague".
    • Chocolate Scottie
        • Menu item at Cap'n Kirk's, after the Enterprise gets turned into a restaurant. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • Compliance
        • Drink that contestants for the TV talent show Hot Shot are required to drink before performing (Season 1 episode Fifteen Million Merits)
    • Country Club Lemonade
        • Beverage product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Eelwasser
        • Acting Grand Nagus Brunt orders an eelwasser, then changes his order to Slug-O-Cola, then cancels his order altogether. (Season 6 episode Profit and Lace)
    • Egg Nog
        • Generic egg nog Homer buys that fills up the entire fridge in the Simpson house. (Season 7 episode Marge Be Not Proud)
        • Generic egg nog product visible when residents of Springfield sing about Christmas Eve in Kwik-E-Mart. (Season 17 episode Simpsons Christmas Stories)
    • Finalian Toddies
        • Ezri can't decide what to replicate, first picking I'danian spice pudding, canceling that and ordering a rare kilm steak instead, but then canceling that too when she remembers that Tobin was a vegetarian. Then Julian arrives and orders them two finalian toddies, hot. (Season 7 episode Afterimage)
    • Five Dollar Shake
        • Menu Item that Mia orders at Jackrabbit Slim's restaurant, "Martin and Lewis". Also available in "Amos 'n' Andy".
    • Grip
        • The Office version of Gatorade. Flavors include Blue Blast & Arctic Chill. (Season 1 episode Hot Girl)
    • Hot Jala
        • Londo prepares hot jala for Delenn and her friend. (Season 1 episode A Voice in the Wilderness Part 1)
    • Joggerade
        • For her "reward," Julie is shown jogging on a treadmill while promoting a drink called Joggerade. (Season 5 episode Angel in Hiding)
    • Klonade
        • Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms. (Season 3 episode The Precipice of Yesterday)
    • Krusty Brand Milk Shake
        • Menu item at Krusty Burger. (Season 3 episode Black Widower, Season 9 episode Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Season 12 episode Treehouse of Horror XI - segment Night of the Dolphin)
        • Sideshow Mel drinks a Krusty Brand milkshake thanks to Abe Simpson's lactose intolerance pills. (Season 16 episode Midnight Rx)
    • Mocha Noir Shake
        • Shake menu option at Planet Vought, the Vought superhero themed restaurant like Planet Hollywood, where Homelander and Stormfront take Ryan. (Season 2 episode What I Know)
    • Muscle Malt
        • When Terry suggests to Boyle that they could sell the Boyle Bone Broth that Boyle gave him when his muscles were sore, Terry mentions having a friend who invented Muscle Malt. Stand-in for actual product Muscle Milk. (Season 7 episode Ransom)
    • Nehi
        • Pat: You'll see a brick building with a neon sign going up and down. The Meremont Hotel, it's called. A terrible place. One bathroom for every two rooms, and a tub instead of a shower. And the food. Incredible. And the only drink they sell is something called Nehi.
    • Opsadda
        • Moclan drink Captain Mercers drinks with Bortus that grows into a parasite in your system. (Season 1 episode Mad Idolatry)
    • Pejuta
        • After B'elanna strikes Lt. Carey in Engineering, Chakotay tells her to make a personal apology over a hot cup of pejuta. (Season 1 episode Parallax)
    • Pitcher of Plague
        • After a talk with Hobbes, Calvin goes from selling dirty water from the drainage ditch as "Calvin's Curative Elixir" to "Pitcher of Plague".
    • Qualactin Hypermint Extract
        • Beverage mentioned in the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recipe. "Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic."
    • Rainbow Randolph Fruit Flavored Drink
        • One of many Rainbow Randolph licensed products in the Death to Smoochy world that appears on the official Death to Smoochy website.
    • Satyrade
        • Onward version of Gatorade, sold at the Swamp Gas Grab-n-Go convenience store. "Brings out your party animal"
    • Seafood Slurpee
        • Joke Christine makes about a new drink at The Schooner, the fish and chips restaurant where Buddy works. (Season7 episode For Love or Money)
    • Shut the Fuck Up
        • Joke CJ makes. Michael: "What's the plan?" CJ: "Plan is you drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up."
    • Sludg
        • Terry gets involved with a multi-level marketing scam selling a revolutionary health shake. (Season 1 episode Heartless)
    • Smooshie
        • After Apu has an affair with the Squishee girl at Kwik-E-Mart, he replaces the Squishee machine with a Smooshie machine. (Season 3 episode The Sweetest Apu)
    • Special Drink
        • What Abed calls pouring hot cocoa mix into cold milk and drink it like a cold hot chocolate. (Season 1 episode Home Economics)
    • Squishee
        • Also known as Squishie, or Squishy. Unhealthy frozen drink sold at Kwik-E-Mart, from various episodes. Apu gives Bart a custom chutney-flavored squishee. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show) Bart and Milhouse take the twenty dollars they find to Kwik-E-Matt for a squishie no one's ever attempted before, one made with all syrup. (Season 5 episode Boy Scouts N the Hood)
    • SummerTime Old-Fashioned Instant Lemonade
        • Chapter 25. Corporate sponsor of Tender Branson's public appearances.
    • Value Save Lemonade
        • Lemonade served at Oscar's Mexican themed welcome back party. (Season 3 episode The Return)
    • Veggie-Boy
        • Product Woody endorses in a commercial, finds out he doesn't like it when he tries it, gets hypnotized into liking it by Frasier, and then loses when the product gets discontinued (Season 8 episode 11 Veggie Boyd)
    • Vincent's Veggie Blend
        • Vincent's healthy smoothie drink that Allison keeps in her fridge and offers Jack after their jog through the neighborhood (Season 2 episode Noche de Sueños)
    • Virilade
        • Advertised, but not clear exactly... with all of the erection medication seen in the movie, presumably a sports drink mixed with boner pills.
    • Vitameatavegamin
        • Vitamin drink that contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals... and alcohol. (episode Lucy Does a TV Commercial)
    • Wild Cherry Slush Buckets
        • Beverage option at diner - available in sizes: Mega and Colossal.
    • Xorrian Elixir
        • Captain Marvel offers to bring a Xorrian elixir when she come backs from killiing Thanos.

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