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  • Beauty Pageants
    • The Heartland Beauties Luck Of The Irish Pageant
        • Beauty pageant that Starlight mentions. (Season 1 episode Good for the Soul)
    • Junior Miss Tough Chick Of The Universe
        • Joke Crichton makes at Chiana's expense. (Season 1 episode Through the Looking Glass)
    • Little Darling Pageant
        • Child beauty contest that Rachel and Phoebe enter Emma in on Thanksgiving. (Season 10 episode The One With the Late Thanksgiving)
    • Little Miss Intensive Care
        • According to Dr. Hibbert, after winner of the Little Miss Springfield pageant gets struck by lightning at the opening of the Danish super chain store called SHØP, she wins the Little Miss Intensive Care pageant at the hospital. (Season 4 episode Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Little Miss Kosher
        • Frequent beauty pageant winner Amber Dempsey was also Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher. (Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Little Miss Springfield
        • Contest that Homer signs Lisa up for, sponsored by Laramie Cigarettes. (Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Miss American Girl Pageant
        • TV show that Homer and the kids watch. Brought to you by Meryl Streep's Versatility. (Season 4 episode A Streetcar Named Marge)
    • Miss Beverly Hills Beauty Contest
        • Episode The Race for Queen. Elly May Clampett enters-and almost wins-the Miss Beverly Hills beauty contest.
    • Miss Boston Barmaid Contest
        • Episode Carla Loves Clavin. Carla has to fill the toughest order of her life- being nice to Cliff when she gets a tip that he.
    • Miss Boston Barmaids Contest
        • Contest in Boston. Diane wins the 45th annual contest in Season 1 episode 18 No Contest. Carla competes in the 53rd annual contest seen in Season 9 episode 23 Carla Loves Clavin.
    • Miss Chlamydia
        • Fake beauty pageant. Former Health Department Public Relations Director Dennis Cooper goes bananas when his wife Jan Cooper has an affair and gives him a venereal disease, and he puts signs about her all through City Hall, including one calling her Miss Chlamydia. (Season 3 episode The Fight)
    • Miss Deep South
        • Sam Beckett leaps into Darlene Monte, beauty contest finalist competing for the title of "Miss Deep South", and must uncover the reason that his pageant roommate disappears before the pageant ends. (Season 3 episode Miss Deep South)
    • Miss Deuteronomy
        • Bill Hicks: "I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians, who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. Isn't that weird? Didn't you think they'd be for things that cause sexual thoughts, you know what I mean? Maybe even a centerfold in the Bible? I don't know... Miss Deuteronomy? Turn-offs: Floods, locust and smokers..." (Relentless)
    • Miss Galaxy
        • The space traveling showman Farnum B. returns seeking contestants for a Miss Galaxy pageant and sets his sights on Judy when his mysterious sponsor demands she enter. (Season 3 episode Space Beauty)
    • Miss Hairless America
        • Chief Wiggum tells Mr. Burns he has a sister he might like that's completely hairless, like those cats. Mr. Burns: I don't care if she's Miss Hairless America, I'm spoken for. (Season 13 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love)
    • Miss Iron Curtain Contest
        • Joke the Russian agent makes in the police station after Sledge Hammer and Dori apprehend him on the train, when he's dressed up like a woman (Season 1 episode Comrade Hammer)
    • Miss Mexican Mafia
        • Marge runs into her former neighbor Ruth who has also gotten into bodybuilding, and was Miss Mexican Mafia three years in a row. Ruth introduces Marge to steroids with the product Ragin' 'Roids. (Season 14 episode The Strong Arms of the Ma)
    • Miss Natural Beauty
        • Narrator: "As a child, Maeby had been entered into a number of progressive pageants that claimed to celebrate beauty in all its natural forms, but the winners still tended to have it going on in the conventional sense." (Season 3)
    • Miss Nude Feminist Pageant
        • Beauty pageant that DJ Day Tripper mentions on the radio. "Very angry gals coming in all morning long to take their tops off. You don't want to miss a minute of it." (Pilot episode)
    • Miss Perfect Attendance
        • Contest Lisa won, highlighted in Retrospectives, the Springfield Elementary School yearbook. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
    • Miss Pine Cone
        • Annual beauty pageant that takes place during the Pine Cone Festival in Black Mountain, North Carolina.
    • Miss Pioneer Days
        • Queen of the Pioneer Days festival in the town of Juniper, where Burt and Tyler go shrieker hunting in episode 2.
    • Miss Sky Clearance
        • Beauty pageant during the annual Sky Clearance Festival (Season 2 episode Lessons)
    • The Miss Southland Pageant
        • ALF enters Lynn in a beauty pageant to boost her spirits (Season 2 episode Oh Pretty Woman)
    • Miss Southwestern U.S.A. Beauty Pageant
        • Beauty pageant that Joey judges in Las Vegas. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Road Trip)
    • Miss Southwestern U.S.A. Teen Beauty Pageant
        • Teen version of the beauty pageant that Joey judges in Las Vegas. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Road Trip)
    • Miss Springfield
        • The current Miss Springfield kicks off Whacking Day: Gentlemen, start your whacking! (Season 4 episode Whacking Day) Lenny reveals that Miss Springfield isn't as beautiful as she seems. Word is, she uses appearance-altering cosmetics. (Season 12 episode The Computer Wore Menace Shoes)
    • Miss Sweet Teen Beauty Pageant
        • Buffy enters the Miss Sweet Teen pageant at school amidst a series of local murders.
    • The Miss Teenage Seattle Pageant
        • Beauty pageant that requests a personal appearance from Frasier to be a judge. (Season 2 episode The Botched Language of Cranes)
    • The Miss Teeny Bikini Beauty Pageant
        • Norm and Cliff talk about watching this beauty pageant on TV (Season 5 episode 13 Chambers vs. Malone)
    • Miss the Girl We Would Most Like to be Trapped in a Cement Mixer With Pageant
        • Short Story: Miss Stardust.
    • Mr. Galaxy Contest
        • When several attempts are made on body builder Ron Gates' life, the Angels are hired to investigate. Kris stays close to Ron and protects him from several more deadly traps. Kelly poses is a reporter from a bodybuilding magazine, Julie goes to work at the Mid-Valley Club, and Bosley starts working out there. (Season 5 episode Mr. Galaxy)
    • Mr. Tight Buns
        • Homer explains to Marge and Lisa that if he stands firm on Bart's punishment of not seeing Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, Bart could end up Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, but if he caves, then the best he'll do in life is judge of a Mr. Tight Buns competition. (Season 4 episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie)
    • Pork Princess
        • Frequent beauty pageant winner Amber Dempsey was also Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher. (Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Queen Of The Fringes
        • Beauty pageant during the annual Sky Clearance Festival (Season 2 episode Lessons)

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