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  • Activist Groups
    • Animals First
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Animal rights activists that accidentally unleash a dangerous genetically modified monster. (Season 1 episode Unleashed)
  • Airlines
    • Sky Smiles Airlines
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • After Massive Dynamic executive Mark Young gets attacked by butterflies and throwing himself out a window, Olivia finds an airplane ticket at his residence for a December 22nd flight to Omaha on Oceanic Air - although it also includes the name Sky Smiles Airlines. (Season 1 episode The Dreamscape)
    • Vertus Air
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Airplane crashes when one of the passengers transforms into a dangerous creature. (Season 1 episode The Transformation)
  • Alcohol
    • Laigh Old Scotch Whiskey
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Whiskey that Britta recommends. It’s aged eight years, smoky, from Scotland. A little pricey, but worth. She drinks it when she’s got a reason to celebrate. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
  • Animals/Creatures
    • Sky Mosquitoes
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Hank Hickey: Stay your blade, Joseph Gordon. Sky spiders are as frightened of us as we are of them. Plus they eat all the sky mosquitoes. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Sky Spiders
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: The four of you hear an ominous screeching. Moving upward into view, three huge, white arachnids with eagle wings. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Slarg Fish
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Fish in Barnacle Bay. You don’t eat it, its oil is used to polish stripper poles. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • Time-o-saurs
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: Temporal mutation. In English, Doc. Simply put Mr. President, in 12 hours these dinosaurs will become time-o-saurs. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Yum-Yum Fish
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Fish that used to be plentiful in Barnacle Bay, but disappeared years ago. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Apartment and Condos
    • South Seas
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring Daniel’s new apartment complex South Seas. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
  • Appliances and Housewares
    • Condiment Pen
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Young Homer invents a pen that contains various condiments. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Hitachi
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Brand of the microwave in the Simpsons’ kitchen that inspires Lisa to create her own Native American tribe, the Hitachee tribe. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Arenas, Fields and Stadiums
    • Springfield Little League Park
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Bart’s little league team the Springfield Isotots wins their game at Springfield Little League Park, securing their spot in the championship game. Sign: “Warning: Your child is not as good as you think he is.” (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
  • Art Galleries
    • Kaltenecker Gallery
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Nadia tracks down Kristof Halasz in Budapest, the owner of a gallery and living descendant of Captain Marton Halasz, the name on her family's receipt for the Gold Train. (Season 2 episode Station to Station)
  • Artifacts
    • Orb of Oblivion
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Artifact Marge wields in Earthland Realms, a multiplayer online role playing game. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
  • Awards
    • Best Math Student
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Cleanest Room
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Coolest Skateboard Trick
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Howie Schwartz's Star Mitzvah Awards
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Awards given out at Howie Schwartz's Bar Mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Most Handsome Young Man
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
  • Baby Products
    • AccuTeat
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Marge throws Maggie’s pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can’t find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Bink 182
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Marge throws Maggie’s pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can’t find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Kiddy Cork
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Marge throws Maggie’s pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can’t find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Syntho-Nip
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Marge throws Maggie’s pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can’t find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Thumbustitute
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Marge throws Maggie’s pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can’t find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Banks
    • Bison Valley Bank of Wyoming
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Bank in Wabang. (Season 1 episode The Land)
    • Boogatron Multifinancial
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Bank on Overdrawn notice on Buzz Hickey's bulletin board. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • Fairmont Savings Bank
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Bank that Walter mentions, the one he would use if he were to rent a safe deposit box in Providence. (Season 1 episode Safe)
    • Isla Cayman Banking Corp.
        • New record added 5/18/2022
        • Bank name on statement found in Nacho's safe. (Season 6 episode Carrot and Stick)
    • Philadelphia Mutual Savings Bank
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Bank robbers with technology that allows them to pass through solid walls run into a problem, causing one of them to get stuck. (Season 1 episode Safe)
  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • Black Gumball
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • The first night that Nadia finds herself in the past as her mother, she finds a matchbook for the Black Gumball bar in her mother's pocket. (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • Enter the Dragon
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Nightclub where Rick and Fred go with their friend Coakley.
    • The Great Boone Saloon
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Bar Wendy mentions to her father, where he used to spend all his time. (Season 4 episode Mud)
    • The Pit Bar
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Bar in Wabang where Rhett kills Trevor. (Season 1 episode The Void)
    • The Snub Club
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Nightclub where Homer catches all sorts of celebrities in awkward moments. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Tappy’s
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • In their undercover story, Erin and Chris met at a bar in Hemet.
  • Baseball Teams
    • Falmouth Falcons
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Grace dates a young baseball player.
    • Springfield Isotots
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Bart’s little league team the Springfield Isotots wins their game at Springfield Little League Park, securing their spot in the championship game. Sign: “Warning: Your child is not as good as you think he is.” (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
  • Basketball Teams
    • Cabalerros
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Basketball team. Dean Pelton: We've searched every crevice of this place, and the only treasures we've found are this CB radio, these basketball cards with white people on them, and this little rocket launcher from some action figure. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
  • Battles, Conflicts and Wars
    • World War III
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • In the 21st century, World War III has recently ended. To prevent a fourth war, individuals with violent tendencies get a chance to kill in "The Big Hunt", the most popular form of entertainment in the world, which also attracts participants who are looking for fame and fortune. It includes ten rounds for each competitor, five as the hunters and five as the victims. The survivor of ten rounds becomes extremely wealthy and retires.
  • Beauty and Barber Shops
    • Barbershop
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Generic barbershop in Wabang. (Season 1 episode The Land)
  • Beer
  • Beverages
    • Calvin's Curative Elixir
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • After a talk with Hobbes, Calvin goes from selling dirty water from the drainage ditch as "Calvin's Curative Elixir" to "Pitcher of Plague".
    • Pitcher of Plague
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • After a talk with Hobbes, Calvin goes from selling dirty water from the drainage ditch as "Calvin's Curative Elixir" to "Pitcher of Plague".
  • Books-Children
    • Angelica Button and the Dragon King’s Trundle Bed
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Lisa’s fantasy book by T.R. Francis that Homer reads to her at bedtime, the 9th book in the Angelica Button series. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Books-Cookbooks
    • Mexican Cooking from Scratch
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Cookbook that Josh and Mike consult while cooking their Mexican meal. (Season 1 episode Pitbull)
  • Books-Fiction
    • The Murderer Did It
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • A Lenny Leonard Mystery. Stephen King called it, “Scary, good fun.” (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
  • Books-Instructional
    • Air Conditioning Repair Manual
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • The guiding scriptures of the Air Conditioning Repair School, which foretells that a messianic figure will arrive, a being capable of not only fixing air conditioners but also the men who fix air conditioners. Robert Laybourne at one time believed himself to be the chosen one but later realized it was Troy Barnes. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • The Beyond Wife
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Book by Professor Stein, about women who want to breast-feed their own dreams and change the poopy diapers of fulfillment. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
    • How to Wear a Hat
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Book that Kevin/Chang reads. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Super Hounds: The Ultimate Greyhound Betting System
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • The only book Moe ever read. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Books-Nonfiction
    • Advanced Forensic Science
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Markham: Five dollars I can name at least one item on your nightstand, Olivia Dunham. Don’t tell me… you’re gonna like this, I’m never wrong. It’s a gift. Okay…Toni Morrison novel, something by Obama, and/or the current issue of Bon Appetit.
          Olivia Dunham: I’m reading Advanced Forensic Science by Annemann. I keep it next to my gun. Markham: Oh, I like this one.
          (Season 1 episode Ability)
  • Books-Other
    • Destruction by Advancement of Technology
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Self-published anonymous manuscript that Olivia and Peter track down. German name Zerstörung durch Fortschritte der Technologie, or ZFT. (Season 1 episode Ability)
  • Books-Reference
    • Cincinnati Time Waste: Rules and Regulations
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer, Lenny and Carl play a game while working at the power plant called Cincinnati Time Waste. At one point, they have to consult the rulebook. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
    • Encyclopedia Galactica
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane: Maybe this is a distress call. An S.O.S. Maybe they're sending out their Encyclopedia Galactica, jettisoning all their knowledge before it goes down with the ship.
  • Bookstores
    • Mylar Baggins Comic Book Shop
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Comic book store in North Haverbrook. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Breakfast Cereal
    • Health-A-Bitz
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Breakfast cereal for sale at Fancy Farms, the snooty supermarket where celebrities shop that Homer visits when he becomes a paparazzi. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Krusty Charms
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Breakfast cereal Bart eats. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
  • Buildings and Landmarks
    • Black Tower
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: Let's begin. A blood-orange sunrise crests the peaks of rage mountain, as the eight of you arrive at the troubled realm of Galindor. Ahead to the north, a bridged ravine. Beyond that, a mysterious black tower where, rumor has it, an evil necromancer dwells. Your goal: Reach to the top of the tower and destroy the necromancer, freeing the realm from his evil magic. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Chamber of Grief
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: You're still at the entrance to the chamber of grief. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Gomez Hall
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Building on Greendale campus, behind Britta and Troy when they're making wishes at the fountain. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Greendale County Courthouse
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is an article from the Greendale Communist Worker newspaper titled PUNKY PROTESTORS PERVERT PROGRESS, featuring a photograph of Britta and her anarchist collective An-Her-Chists in front of the Greendale County Courthouse. As it turns out, Jeff is also in the photo - he was the lawyer that got their case thrown out. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Hill Hall
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Building on the Greendale Community College map that the dean of City College studies, while Change watches him from the vent. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Palais De Justice
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Courthouse in 19th century Paris, France from Marge’s tale of revenge, where Homer is sentenced to prison after Moe frames him as an English traitor. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment The Count of Monte Fatso)
    • Turek Hall
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Building on the Greendale Community College map that the dean of City College studies, while Change watches him from the vent. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • The World’s Largest Moon Bounce
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Roadside attraction in North Haverbrook. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Cafes and Delis
    • Lynette’s
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Cafeteria where the police pick up food. (Season 1 episode The Soil)
  • Candy Stores
    • Candy Shoppe
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Generic candy shop on the Barnacle Bay Marina. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • Chocolat
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Generic chocolate shop in 19th century Paris, France from Marge’s tale of revenge. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment The Count of Monte Fatso)
  • Car Dealerships
    • Bridgeport Automotive
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Auto dealership where victim is found. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
  • Chemical Companies
    • Roritor
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Pharmaceutical company that financed the movie Brain Candy, along with the devil. (Season 6 Episode 1)
  • Cities and Towns - Joke
    • Buttercup Junction
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer Simpson: Oh, Moe's a poet. He has a soul! Flutter your wings! It's tea time in Buttercup Junction! Moe's the princess of Lollipop Land. He munches on lavender and potpourri. Seriously, Moe - you have a gift. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Crazy Town
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Pierce: I mean, he's certainly the craziest one of us, but, you know, we're all kind of Crazy Town banana pants. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Hijinks City
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Troy: You think two dates is crazy? Planning a dance is hijinks city, population hijinks. (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Sleepytown
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepytown, and when they wake up the Dean'll be here staring at you! Sweet deans. (Season 3 episode Basic Lupine Urology)
    • Tinkle Town
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Young Shirley taunts young Jeff playing football, ultimately causing Jeff to wet his pants: I just beat this kid on the way to Tinkle Town. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Cities and Towns - U.S.
  • Classes
    • Advanced Advanced Decomp
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Advanced Breath Holding
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Advanced Claims Denial
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Class available at Greendale Community College that Annie mentions. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Antics 101
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV. For women only! (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Baby Talk
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Basic Grifting
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • When a clever clever con man, Professor DeSalvo, uses his class to cheat the study group, they enlist Jeff to get revenge. The situation goes awry as Britta and Dean Pelton get involved in Jeff and Professor DeSalvo's scamming competition. (Season 6 episode Grifting 101)
    • Can I Fry That?
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Class 101
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Feminist Representations in Media
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • 
Class the girls of the study group take, and Abed. (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
    • Fundamentals of Law
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Jeff returns to Greendale as a teacher. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Half-pipes and Hash Pipes
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Dean Pelton: So, Archie, have you heard about our Half-pipes and Hash Pipes class, taught by professor Shaun White? (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • The History of Ice Cream
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • When someone hacks Greendale's registration records and overbooks the History of Ice Cream class, Dean Pelton comes up with a contest called the Hunger Deans. Dean Pelton: There are 35 tests of strength and agility. The winner of each one of these contests will be awarded a red rubber ball. No ball, no ice cream. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • History of Something
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Instagram for Besties
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Intro to Italian Wines
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • Class Jeff takes, along with Pierce and Chang. (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
    • Intro to Senselessness
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Introduction to Basics
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • The Joy of Pork
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV - seen on flier on the wall. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Ladders
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
        • When the class is actually shown, near the end of the episode, the name written on the board beneath the professor's name is "The Anatomy of Ladders". (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Learning!
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Magic Wand
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Math 1-2-3
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Nicholas Cage: Good Or Bad?
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • New course at Greendale from dramatic professor Sean Garrity. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
    • Opinions
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Abed: My final film school class is just called Opinions. Professor Taylor is scheduled to teach, but I have a rebuttal. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • P.E.E.
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Physical Education Education - class that Shirley and Troy take at Greendale. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • Premenopausal Postfeminist Experiential Marketing
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Class that Britta is taking. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Principles of Intermediate
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Reading?
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Rotary Phone Maintenance
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Back in 1968, Leonard got an "A" in Rotary Phone Maintenance. Since then, he's been taking every other class pass/fail to keep a perfect G.P.A. (Season 4 episode Basic Human Anatomy)
    • Simplified Chinese
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Skull Fragment Collection
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Studyology
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Theoretical Phys Ed
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • TV Appreciation
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Class that Abed teaches in one of the pitches for Season 7. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • VCR Repair
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • When Is It Okay to Shake a Baby?
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Classifications
    • 10-27
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Former scientist Dashiell Kim has been categorized 10-27 - criminally insane with knowledge of state secrets. Apparently he had a sideline consulting on defense contracts for JPL, and the FBI needs official clearance to talk to him. (Season 1 episode The Equation)
  • Cleaning Products
    • Super Clean
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Young Homer works as an infomercial question asker for a cleaning product. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
  • Clothing Stores
  • Coffee Shops
    • Drip
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Coffee shop where Rick meets Leigh.
    • Hot & Brown
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Coffee shop in Greendale Mall. Coffee Jeff drinks since there's no coffee shop at Greendale anymore. Jeff: Hot 'n' Brown's coffee really wakes me up to the fact that its coffee sucks. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts) Advertised in the GCC Gazette Journal Mirror newspaper. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
  • Colleges
    • City College
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Photograph on Alan's girlfriend Beatrice's social media page - where she works. (Season 1 episode Alan's Routine)
  • Comic Strips
  • Communication Devices
    • Totorola
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Britt's knock-off phone. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Communications Companies
    • Transcontinental Communication Company, LTD
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Doctor Paul Langford receives a Transcontinental Communication Company, LTD telegram from his partner Dietrich, who will not be joining him as planned.
  • Communities
    • District 9
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When a a giant extraterrestrial spaceship arrives at Earth and hovers over the South African city of Johannesburg, one million malnourished aliens are found inside, and ultimately relocated by the South African government to a terrestrial camp called District 9.
    • Hitachee Tribe
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Using the Hitachi brand of the microwave in the kitchen as inspiration, Lisa to create her own Native American tribe, the Hitachee tribe. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Competitions
    • All Valley Karate Championships
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
    • The Big Hunt
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Government-endorsed program taking place in the year 2079 in which contestants from around the world act as "hunters" and "victims" in two-person battles to the death as a means of avoiding mass warfare.
  • Computers
    • MENTOR
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • The Pentaverate’s computer. The greatest supercomputer in the world with a human soul that’s wicked smart. (Season 1 Episode 1)
    • Raquel
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Computer genius, anti-deodorant activist, and millionaire Russell Borchert's computer, a machine that can process feelings. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
  • Concerts
  • Condiments
    • Señor Kevin's Siete Layer Dip
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Dip that Abed brings to Shirley's Thanksgiving. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
  • Conditions and Diseases
    • Accusational Opposition Disorder
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
          Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
          Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
          (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Frink’s Disease
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Professor Frink discovers and cures Frink’s Disease. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
  • Construction Companies
    • Langmore Welding
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Company name on the side of one of the Langmore trailers, seen in various episodes.
  • Convenience Stores and Gas Stations
  • Conventions and Seminars
    • Canadian Conspiracy Convention
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Abbreviated “CanConCon”. Event covered by reporter Ken Scarborough for CACA News Toronto. (Season 1 Episode 1)
    • National Tribal Conference
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Lisa gives a presentation on her made up Hitachee Native American tribe. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Corporations
    • Cunning Visions, Inc.
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham's new production company. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
    • Dog Incorporated
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Company name Bart gives the box delivery guy. (Season 18 episode Rome-Old and Juli-Eh)
  • Counselors, Psychiatrists and Therapists
    • Dr. B. Wexler
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is Smallwood Labs, an animal testing laboratory where Britta tries to liberate animals and Abed visits psychiatrist Dr. B. Wexler where Annie steals his prescription pad. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Dr. Harrow
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Marc envisions himself residing in a mental hospital psych ward, working with psychiatrist Dr. Harrow. (Season 1 episode Asylum)
  • Counties and States
  • Countries
    • Lagrimmar
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • In the multiplayer online role-playing game Earthland Realms, Bart - as the Shadow Knight - goes off to explore the crevices of Lagrimmar. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
    • Norwegia
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Darcy tells Bart she got pregnant from an Norwegian exchange student that went back to Norwegia. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Dance Contests
    • Dance Contest
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
  • Dances
    • Contest Dance
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Dance Pants
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Abed: I’ve run the simulations, Annie. I don't get married, I don't invent a billion dollar website that helps people have sx. I don't make in into Sundance, Slamdance or Dance Pants. Troy invents Dance Pants in 2019. Don't tell him, he needs to stumble onto it. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
    • Fancy Future Dance
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Exclusive dance, reserved for those with 5 MeowMeowBeenz. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
    • Greendale Alumni Dance
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Jeff books Natalie is Freezing for the Greendale Alumni Dance. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
    • Halloween Dance
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Halloween Scare-tacular Dance
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Greendale dance on Halloween. Trick or Dean! (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • Post-Halloween Dance
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Spring Fling Dance
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Dance at Greendale. Mentioned. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Dates
    • April 30, 1915
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Charlie and Gwen Chandler are married. The next day, they will be unable to take their dream honeymoon after waking up with their wedding rings fused together, causing them to miss their ship, which turns out to be the luckiest thing that ever happened to them, because its the RMS Lusitania, which will be torpedoed and sunk six days later. (Season 2 episode Bon Voyage)
    • May 1, 1915
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Married the day before, newlyweds Charlie and Gwen Chandler wake up to discover that their wedding rings have fused together. No matter what they do, they can’t get their hands apart. They call a jeweler to their hotel room, who cuts them free of the rings. They rush to the dock to start their dream honeymoon, but they are too late. Their ship has sailed, the RMS Lusitania, which will be torpedoed and sunk six days later. (Season 2 episode Bon Voyage)
    • June 28, 1924
        • New record added 4/20/2022
        • Jessica Jones researches a company that's been transferring assets from one corporation to the next, for decades. One document details a particular transfer to the Yoshioka Corporation in June of 1924. (Episode Mean Right Hook)
    • May 6, 1937
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Former Hitler Youth leader and rigger on the airship Karl Boerth sabotages the Hindenburg. While based on real bomb threats before the flight began, the film blends fact and fiction, depicting a conspiracy of sabotage leading to the destruction of the German airship Hindenburg.
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • After 22 years of wedded bliss, Charlie and Gwen Chandler are on vacation with their good friends, telling them the story of how they were unable to take their original dream honeymoon after missing their ship, which turned out to be the luckiest thing that ever happened to them, because their ship was the RMS Lusitania, which was torpedoed and sunk six days later. As it turns out, the Chandlers and their friends are aboard the Hindenburg as it begins to land, and it explodes in flames. (Season 2 episode Bon Voyage)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Lawrence Waterhouse is atop a fire tower in the Pine Barrens when he is distracted by a false sunrise that lights up the clouds off to the northeast. Upon reaching the scene, Lawrence finds the wreckage of the Hindenburg.
    • August 22, 1939
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Doctor Paul Langford receives a Transcontinental Communication Company, LTD telegram from his partner Dietrich, who will not be joining him as planned.
    • December 7, 1941
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Apparently, Leonard was at the attack on Pearl Harbor, at least in Jeff's imagination.
          Scunch: I’m the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck.
          Leonard: If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. There were hundreds of them. The sky was black with smoke bomb.
          (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • April 25, 1943
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Date on German document montage when Booth tells Hartley the story of Rudolph Zeich, Hitler's art and antiquities dealer, who left Germany for Argentina in April 1945 with 16 five-ton shipping containers filled with all the treasures that the Nazis gathered during their reign of terror. The third egg was among them.
    • April 28, 1943
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Date on German document montage when Booth tells Hartley the story of Rudolph Zeich, Hitler's art and antiquities dealer, who left Germany for Argentina in April 1945 with 16 five-ton shipping containers filled with all the treasures that the Nazis gathered during their reign of terror. The third egg was among them.
    • February 11, 1945
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date on Player 456 Seong Gi-hun's profile information screen. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
    • December 15, 1950
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date on Player 134 Chae Gang Sun's profile information screen. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
    • January 19, 1951
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Ilona Halasz born, Google search result when Nadia searches for living descendants of Captain Marton Halasz, the name on her family's receipt for the Gold Train. (Season 2 episode Station to Station)
    • November 23, 1955
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Date of Birth for Chezare Carrera on the Background Checker report that Nadia looks up online. (Season 2 episode Coney Island Baby)
    • December 16, 1968
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date of Birth on Dean Winchester's fake Pennsylvania drivers license under the name Lemmy Kilmister. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • October 2, 1973
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Laura Moser found dead in shipping container - from Miami Tribune newspaper article that Deb discovers while digging into her father's past. (Season 4)
    • October 3, 1973
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Date of Miami Tribune newspaper article about the death of Dexter's birth mother Laura Moser. Deb finds the article while digging into her father's past. (Season 4)
    • December 13, 1980
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date on Player 456 Seong Gi-hun's profile information screen. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
    • December 27, 1980
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Computer virus killer suspect Brian Dempsey’s driver license issued. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
    • May 4, 1982
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Narrator: it was May the 4th, and in the bayside town of Newport Beach, the annual celebration known as Cinco de Cuatro was underway. The holiday started as a particulary vicious response by a young Lucille Bluth to a well known Mexican holiday known as Cinco de Mayo. (Season 4)
    • February 6, 1984
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date of Birth on Dean Winchester's fake Minnesota drivers license under the name Freddy Mercury. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • November 4, 1987
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Caroline Decker born, the Texas driver license that Britta gets for Annie so that she can get into the bar and drink with the study group for Troy's birthday party. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • October 11, 1988
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham found dead on the fourteenth hole of the Sarasota Heights Country Club golf course. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
    • October 12, 1988
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Date of Middlesex Times Dispatch newspaper article about celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham being found dead the day before on the fourteenth hole of the Sarasota Heights Country Club golf course. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
    • October 13, 1988
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Candlelight vigil for celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham at Middlesex Pavilion Mall. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
    • June 30, 1989
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Troy: Mr. Hawthorne's panic room, one of the 27 stops on the guided tour I had to memorize before moving into Hawthorne manor. Impenetrable titanium carbonate door, hackerproof keycode access panel, and impressive video telecom screen with remote. Maximum occupancy one, with female companion. Purchased June 30, 1989. It took me forever to remember that date.
          Abed: June 30, 1989. Theatrical release of Do the Right Thing.
          (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
    • December 26, 1991
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Date of mugshot for Chezare Carrera on the Background Checker report that Nadia looks up online. (Season 2 episode Coney Island Baby)
    • May 9, 1996
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Date that Buzz Hickey's wife signed their alimony agreement. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • May 13, 1996
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Date that Buzz Hickey's wife signed their alimony agreement. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • July 23, 1998
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Issued Date and Expiration Date on Marshall Bowmanfs USA passport. (Season 1 episode The Transformation)
    • December 31, 1999
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • At a New Year's Eve party in 1999, Tony Stark meets scientist Maya Hansen, the inventor of an experimental regenerative treatment named Extremis that allows recovery from crippling injuries. Disabled scientist Aldrich Killian offers them a place in his company Advanced Idea Mechanics, but Stark rejects him.
    • May 23, 2001
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When the Simpsons family photos are destroyed in their fireproof safe, they recreate their series finale party for Star Trek: Voyager. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • May 17, 2002
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Tyler's birthday party. He blackmails Meilin into coming, threatening to tell her family that she's been letting the red panda out at school.
    • May 18, 2002
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Meilin and her friends initially believe their favorite band 4Town is coming to Toronto on May 18th, but Abby got the date wrong. The actual concert is on May 25th, when the band will perform at the SkyDome under a red lunar eclipse. This is the same night as Meilin's red panda ritual.
    • May 25, 2002
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Meilin and her friends initially believe their favorite band 4Town is coming to Toronto on May 18th, but Abby got the date wrong. The actual concert is on May 25th, when the band will perform at the SkyDome under a red lunar eclipse. This is the same night as Meilin's red panda ritual.
    • October 1, 2004
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Issued Date on Dean Winchester's fake Pennsylvania drivers license under the name Lemmy Kilmister. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • August 12, 2005
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Date Arrested for Chezare Carrera on the Background Checker report that Nadia looks up online. (Season 2 episode Coney Island Baby)
    • December 24, 2005
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • The Simpsons bring Gil home with them on Christmas Eve from Constington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • December 25, 2005
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Bart and Lisa wake up Christmas morning to find Gil asleep on the couch and his stuff all over the place. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • January 1, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Gil spends New Year’s Day on the couch watching the Rose Parade, featuring a marching band from Altoona, Pennsylvania, playing “Rachel’s Theme” from Batman Begins. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • January 16, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • MLK Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Homer and Marge argue over letting him stay or kicking him out. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • February 2, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Groundhog Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • February 14, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • 
Valentine’s Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Marge rents that negligee that Homer likes, but their alone time is interrupted by Gil. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • February 15, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Susan B. Anthony Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • February 17, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • World Human Spirit Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • March 4, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Old Inauguration Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • March 17, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • St. Patrick’s Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Gil invites friends over to celebrate. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • April 28, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Arbor Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • May 8, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • V.E. Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • May 9, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • James L. Brooks’ birthday. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • July 3, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Air Conditioning Appreciation Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • July 24, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Cousins Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • July 27, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Jerry Van Dyke's birthday. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington's, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • August 15, 2006
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Date Released after being arrested for Chezare Carrera on the Background Checker report that Nadia looks up online. (Season 2 episode Coney Island Baby)
    • September 8, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • 
International Literacy Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • September 24, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • National Good Neighbor Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • October 9, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Columbus Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • October 13, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • World Egg Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • October 21, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Reptile Awareness Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • November 13, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Gingerbread House Day. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • November 23, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Gil ruins Thanksgiving by using Marge’s leg razor to peel his carrots. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • November 24, 2006
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • The Day after Thanksgiving. Gil is still living with the Simpsons after they brought him home with them on Christmas Eve from Costington’s, where he was working as a department store Santa. Marge is still angry with Gil for ruining Thanksgiving by using her leg razor to peel his carrots. When she goes to tell him off, she finds that he’s finally gone, having taken off to Scottsdale for a job with Jackpot Realty. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • April 2, 2007
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Computer virus killer suspect Brian Dempsey’s driver license renewed. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
    • February 16, 2008
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Date of phone calls that Olivia finds while searching through Mitchell Loeb's desk. (Season 1 episode Bound)
    • May 4, 2008
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Narrator: it was May the 4th, and in the bayside town of Newport Beach, the annual celebration known as Cinco de Cuatro was underway. The holiday started as a particulary vicious response by a young Lucille Bluth to a well known Mexican holiday known as Cinco de Mayo. (Season 4)
    • October 14, 2008
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Dead bank robber Raul Lugo released from Capital VA Medical Center. (Season 1 episode Safe)
    • December 2, 2008
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Olivia investigates multiple murders in which two victims’ brains were liquefied and their only apparent connection is that they both downloaded a huge computer file before dying. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
    • December 22, 2008
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • After Massive Dynamic executive Mark Young gets attacked by butterflies and throwing himself out a window, Olivia finds an airplane ticket at his residence for a December 22nd flight to Omaha on Oceanic Air - although it also includes the name Sky Smiles Airlines. (Season 1 episode The Dreamscape)
    • February 3, 2009
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Weight gain” / Treatment: "exercise adjustment”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 21, 2009
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Adojan Halasz dies, Google search result when Nadia searches for living descendants of Captain Marton Halasz, the name on her family's receipt for the Gold Train. (Season 2 episode Station to Station)
    • October 1, 2009
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Expiration Date on Dean Winchester's fake Pennsylvania drivers license under the name Lemmy Kilmister. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • October 15, 2009
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Troy & Abed make a deal.
          Troy: I am mad at you.
          Abed: You said you weren't. We never lie.
          Troy: I know.
          Abed: We made a deal. October 15th, 2009. Friends don't lie to each other.
          Troy: I know! I lied. Because you don't like people who tell you what to do, and I don't want to be one of those people.
          (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • September 6, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • When the study group finds a pregnancy test in Shirley's bag, she admits that she reconnected with husband on Labor Day. But according to Abed's menstrual cycle chart, she would have conceived the week before, closer to Halloween… Chang! (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 3, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Quiet subdued somber" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 4, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Argumentative bitchy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 6, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Happy fun joy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 7, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Annie described as "Moody, sad" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 8, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Annie described as "Cry" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 9, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Annie described as "Whine" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 10, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Annie described as "Happy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 11, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Annie described as "Fun" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 12, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Gassy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 13, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Clumsy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 14, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Sweaty" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 15, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Moody" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 16, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Mean" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 18, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Serene " on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 19, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Britta described as "Stormy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 20, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Mean" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 21, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Bloated" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 22, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Sweaty" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 23, 2010
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Shirley described as "Sad" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 31, 2010
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • The study group is left to fend for themselves by Dean Pelton during a rabies outbreak due to tainted food at Greendale's Halloween party. (Season 2 episode Epidemiology)
    • November 4, 2010
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Broken legs” / Treatment: "Set, casts; pain meds”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • November 15, 2010
        • New record added 4/20/2022
        • Projected date for Britta's next menstrual cycle, according to Abed's Robocop display screen and targeting system. (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
    • November 25, 2010
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • After accidentally scraping Dean Pelton's car and telling him he'd pay him back in acting, drama professor Sean Garrity agrees to crash Dean Pelton's Thanksgiving family dinner and accuse him of stealing his girlfriend. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • December 3, 2010
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • The study group celebrates Troy's birthday the day before his actual birthday, which he believes is his 20th because everyone is 10 for two years because fifth grade is really hard for everyone, but it's actually his 21st. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • December 4, 2010
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Troy turns 21. He waits until he is officially 21 before heading to the bar to order a drink. But, when he get's there, he looks around, sees that his friends that have been drinking are miserable, and changes his mind. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • December 8, 2010
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
          Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
          Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
          (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
    • December 9, 2010
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
          Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
          Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
          (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
    • February 14, 2011
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Valentine's Day. Jeff blows off the Valentine's Day dance to watch the Liverpool F.C. game. Chang invites himself over along with an entire party full of people. (Season 2 episode Early 21st Century Romanticism)
    • February 15, 2011
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • After taking too many pain pills, Pierce passes out in the park and wakes up in the hospital, where he pretends to be dying so that he can bequeath a series of cryptic and sometimes mean-spirited gifts to his study partners. Abed decides to shoot a documentary film of the situation. (Season 2 episode Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking)
    • February 21, 2011
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Dildopolis closed for Presidents' Day. Just kidding. Dildopolis never closes. (Season 2 episode Celebrity Pharmacology)
    • March 1, 2011
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Stress-induced incontinence” / Treatment: "Meds”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 17, 2011
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Following the study group's St. Patrick's Day adventure, Abed catches Jeff and Britta in therir underwear. (Season 2 episode Paradigms of Human Memory)
    • March 24, 2011
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Issued Date on Dean Winchester's fake Minnesota drivers license under the name Freddy Mercury. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • June 9, 2011
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Date on Player 456 Seong Gi-hun's profile information screen. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
    • July 15, 2011
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Headaches” / Treatment: "Ophthalmologist referral”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • October 21, 2011
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Sleep disturbances” / Treatment: "Rest, meditation”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • October 31, 2011
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • The study group tells spooky stories instead of going to the Halloween Scare-tacular Dance. (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • November 1, 2011
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Don't forget to come by our Halloween Scare-tacular Dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30. Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker for Halloween!
          Jeff: It's been happening all week.
          Dean Pelton: Halloween week!
          Jeff: So the lights will work on November 1st?
          Dean Pelton: All Saint's day... Month!
          (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • March 20, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Day 1 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Date of Shirley's text message to her husband. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 21, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Day 2 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Date of Jeff's text message summoning Troy and Abed to a secret summit meeting. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 22, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Day 3 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Just after dawn, the end of the war begins. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 1, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Date of items on Pierce's official medical records form, injuries suffered during the Battle of Big Bulletin Board. Item #1 - Diagnosis: "Small laceration above eye” / Treatment: "sutured”. Item #2 - Diagnosis: "Middle finger sprain” / Treatment: "Cold pack”. Item #3- Diagnosis: "Erectile Dysfunction” / Treatment: "Medication, rest”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 19, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 20, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 21, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 22, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 23, 2012
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • May 4, 2012
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • During the Battle of New York, a young Kate Bishop witnesses Clint Barton battling the Chitauri and aspires to become a hero like him after he inadvertently saves her life. (Season 1 episode Never Meet Your Heroes)
    • October 31, 2012
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Pierce accidentally locks himself in his panic room, and the study group goes to rescue him on their way to Vickie's Halloween party. (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
    • November 22, 2012
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Thanksgiving Day. Dean Pelton hosts Greendale's Annual Thanks-Living Pot Luck Dinner and Britta joins Jeff meeting his father while the rest of the study group hangs out with Shirley’s family. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • December 24, 2012
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Christmas Eve. Walden spends Christmas Eve selling Christmas trees while Alan and Berta hang out at the beach house. (Season 10 episode Give Santa a Tail-Hole)
    • February 7, 2013
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Jeff responds to one of Chang's emails ranking Annie and Britta.
          Elroy: Oh, you guys are so suave. You're such gentlemen. You and Chang have a daily email chain ranking Annie and Britta one and two.
          Jeff: By which you mean, Chang emails me rankings every day and I don't respond.
          Britta: Except for February 7th, 2013 - Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two. Jeff - ha, yeah.
          Annie: Jeff, gross. And Britta, way to instantly memorize the exact date of your big victory.
          (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
    • June 13, 2013
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Date on a diagram of an Ass Crack Bandit incident, one of the many documents and newspaper clippings that open the episode, revealed to be part of Annie's scrapbook from a year earlier, before the Ass Crack Bandit's mysterious disappearance. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • December 25, 2013
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Alan's girlfriend reunites with her ex-wife, Walden and Berta get high and Jenny has a nap date with Brooke. (Season 11 episode On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!)
    • January 10, 2014
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Jeff helps Duncan score a date with Britta, and Abed has a Hickey encounter on his way to the movie theater. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
    • November 27, 2014
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Buzz and his son Hank bet on the Dungeons and Dragons game - if Hank kills the necromancer before Buzz does, Buzz can't go to Christmas or Thanksgiving at Aunt Rachel's. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • December 18, 2014
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Date of Greendale Times newspaper headline: “Yes, I’m on the School Board,” says Gay Dean. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
    • December 19, 2014
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
    • December 24, 2014
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Christmas Eve. Walden and Alan fall asleep before finishing wrapping Louis' presents and assembling his bicycle. Rose saves Christmas! (Season 12 episode Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey)
    • December 25, 2014
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • After Walden and Alan fall asleep before finishing wrapping Louis' presents and assembling his bicycle, Rose sneaks in and saves Christmas. (Season 12 episode Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Buzz and his son Hank bet on the Dungeons and Dragons game - if Hank kills the necromancer before Buzz does, Buzz can't go to Christmas or Thanksgiving at Aunt Rachel's. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • November 12, 2015
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Mike gets help from the Center for Important Emergencies to plan his text to Laura to ask her out on a date for Friday. (Season 1 episode Traib)
    • March 24, 2016
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Expiration Date on Dean Winchester's fake Minnesota drivers license under the name Freddy Mercury. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • April 8, 2017
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Computer virus killer suspect Brian Dempsey’s driver license expires. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
    • March 27, 2018
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Maxine mentions that she started cooking for Nadia's birthday party on Thursday. (Season 1 episode The Great Escape) Nadia's party is on March 30, which in actuality was a Friday, but the party is on a Sunday night, making the day Maxine started cooking March 27th.
    • March 30, 2018
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia's 36th birthday party, which she relives over and over and over. (Season 1) Nadia confirms the date when she explicitly mentions that the year is 2022 and that her 40th birthday is on March 30. (Season 2) Her 36th birthday would then be on March 30, 2018. But - March 30, 2018 was in actuality a Friday night. However, the party is on a Sunday night - confirmed when Nadia mentions it being Monday on her way to work the next day, and when she and John talk about going to breakfast with his daughter, which he does on Mondays and Fridays.
    • March 31, 2018
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Monday. In some of the timelines where she survives the night of her birthday party, Nadia attends a code review meeting at work the next day. (Season 1 episode The Great Escape)
    • March 30, 2019
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • 10 days before her 40th birthday in 2022, Alan tells Nadia, We have spent your last 3 birthdays on DEFCON 1 just in case we start dying. (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • July 11, 2019
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Date of Hungarian Funeral Notice for Ilona Halasz, Google search result when Nadia searches for living descendants of Captain Marton Halasz, the name on her family's receipt for the Gold Train. (Season 2 episode Station to Station)
    • March 30, 2020
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • 10 days before her 40th birthday in 2022, Alan tells Nadia, We have spent your last 3 birthdays on DEFCON 1 just in case we start dying. (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • March 30, 2021
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • 10 days before her 40th birthday in 2022, Alan tells Nadia, We have spent your last 3 birthdays on DEFCON 1 just in case we start dying. (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • March 20, 2022
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Nadia visits Ruth at Lenox Hill Hospital after her car accident 10 days before her 40th birthday. (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • March 22, 2022
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Nadia returns to the present with her newborn self and visits Ruthie at the hospital, believing it is her birthday, but she is assured by a medical professional it is actually March 22nd. (Season 2 episode Schrödinger's Ruth)
    • March 30, 2022
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Nadia returns to the present with her newborn self and visits Ruthie at the hospital, believing it is her birthday, but she is assured by a medical professional it is actually March 22nd. (Season 2 episode Schrödinger's Ruth)
  • Dates-Countdown
    • July 8, 2022
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Thor enlists the help of Valkyrie, Korg and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster to fight Gorr the God Butcher, who intends to make the gods extinct.
  • Dates-NoYear
    • January 5
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Date of Live Entry Event listed on the Security Alarm Panel at notorious arms dealer Sotto Voce's masquerade ball in Valencia.
    • April 20
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Homer mentions that Barney's birthday is April 20th, same as Hitler. (Season 10 episode Viva Ned Flanders)
    • May 15
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • The Overlook Hotel's season runs from May 15th to October 30th.
    • October 1
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Marge’s birthday - when she finally gets online, she finds out she shares a birthday with Randy Quaid. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
    • October 30
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • The Overlook Hotel's season runs from May 15th to October 30th.
  • Diners
  • Doctors
    • Dr. Alfred Gross
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Walter tells Peter that when he was a little boy he contracted a very rare disease similar to Hepia, a form of bird flu. In Walter's research he discovered a Swiss physician named Dr. Alfred Gross, the only man to ever successfully cure a case of Hepia. Unfortunately, he died in 1936. So Walter designed a device to reach back into time and bring Dr. Gross back to save Peter. He never used the device, as Peter miraculously started to recover on his own before it could be tested. (Season 1 episode Safe)
    • Dr. Collins
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Annie’s doctor that she mentions when she tries to fake being sick to get out of Shirley’s Thanksgiving. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Dr. Osterberg
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer convinces a little boy who is lactose intolerant to eat ice cream. He's wearing a bracelet with his doctor's name on it. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
    • Dr. Schroeder
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • When Jeff fakes being sick to get out of helping Annie move, Britta calls him while he shops for clothes. Acting like he's at the hospital, he tells a nurse that his primary care physician is Dr. Schroeder. Then the employee helping him fakes a P.A. announcement calling Dr. Tarpenian to Radiology. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Dr. Tarpenian
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • When Jeff fakes being sick to get out of helping Annie move, Britta calls him while he shops for clothes. Acting like he's at the hospital, he tells a nurse that his primary care physician is Dr. Schroeder. Then the employee helping him fakes a P.A. announcement calling Dr. Tarpenian to Radiology. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Dr. Zizmor
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Britta's veterinarian that's performing eye surgery on her geriatric cat Daniel. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Drugstores
    • Wabang Drugs
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Autumn picks up a Lamotrigine prescription. (Season 1 episode The Time)
  • Electronics Stores
    • Crazy Eddie
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • The first night that Nadia finds herself in the past as her mother, she finds a matchbook for the Black Gumball bar in her mother's pocket. She goes to the Black Gumball and there she meets a man named Danny Shaker, Betamax specialist who works at an electronics store called Crazy Eddie's. (Season 2 episode Nowhen) (Season 2 episode Nowhen)
    • The Sharper Mark-Up
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Simpsons version of Sharper Image, which Homer and the volunteer fire department attend to a fire - and steal stuff. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Event Centers
    • Springfield Multicultural Center
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Lisa gives a presentation on her made up Hitachee Native American tribe. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Fairs, Festivals and Parades
    • Jubilee Days
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Royal mentions trip he and Cecelia took before the kids were born. (Season 1 episode The Family)
    • Wordloaf Literary Conference
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Literary festival in Rhode Island. Warning: Philip Roth may be moody. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Fast Food-Other
    • Junkie Genies
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Walter finds food from a fast food joint up by MIT in the animal rights activists - and genetically modified monster victim’s - car. According to Peter, the food is crap, but it’s cheap and it’s open late. It’s always filled with undergrads. (Season 1 episode Unleashed)
  • Fields of Study
    • Theoretical Phys. Ed
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Britta mentions being able to major in Theoreticl Phys. Ed at Greendale. (Season 2 episode Basic Rocket Science)
  • Financial Services
    • Lenox Appraisals
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Appraisal service where Nadia takes her family's property. (Season 2 episode Exquisite Corpse)
  • Food
    • Necropolis Pizza
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Leonard reviews Necropolis Pizza on his video channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Popcorn
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Generic popcorn product the Simpsons eat while they hide from Moe outside, stalking Homer because he stood him up when he was supposed to take him fishing for his birthday. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
        • Truck that falls into sinkhole when Marge suggests the town spend Mr. Burns' money on fixing up Main Street. (Season 4 episode Marge vs. The Monorail)
  • Food Companies
    • Beacon Hill Meats
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When cow’s blood is detected on one of the victims of serial killer the Artist, Olivia investigates several meat packing plants. (Season 1 episode Inner Child)
    • Big & Healthy Meat Cp.
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When cow’s blood is detected on one of the victims of serial killer the Artist, Olivia investigates several meat packing plants. (Season 1 episode Inner Child)
    • Mason Meat Co.
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When cow’s blood is detected on one of the victims of serial killer the Artist, Olivia investigates several meat packing plants. (Season 1 episode Inner Child)
    • Ming Tea Company
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • In order to maximize her financial gain, huntress Caroline Meredith negotiates a major sponsorship from the Ming Tea Company.
    • Revere Meat Co.
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • When cow’s blood is detected on one of the victims of serial killer the Artist, Olivia investigates several meat packing plants. (Season 1 episode Inner Child)
    • Sullivan's Trout Farm
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Jeff: The postman found Kevin here. He said he was soaking wet and smelled like fish. I know it's not a lot to go on.
          Annie: Um, it's almost too much to go on. Look, Sullivan's trout farm is just 1/4 mile away. Who do you think you're dealing with, Winger?
          (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
  • Forests
    • Forest of Frustrations
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Forest visible on Abed's map of Galindor. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Fraternities and Sororities
    • Zeta Phi Tau
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Fraternity advertised on bulletin board. The best frat in town. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Fruits and Vegetables
    • Dingle’s Berries
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Homer admits he ordered suit from Provo, Utah. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Raisins
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Generic raisin product that Abe eats, even though they’re not good for him. He calls them sweet plump coffin nails. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Funeral Homes, Mortuaries and Morgues
    • Wilson Brothers Funeral Home
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • A group of friends is slowly killed off by a series of bizarre accidents and murders. (Host Jon Heder October 8, 2005, sketch Wilson Brothers Funeral Home)
  • Furniture Stores
    • Sofas
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Sofa store where Britta’s parents bought her new sleeper sofa without her knowledge. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
  • Games
    • Blazer Tag
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Game Tory and Abed play - laser tag, with sport coats. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
    • Cincinnati Time Waste
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Game that Homer, Lenny and Carl play while working at the power plant. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
    • Puerto Rican-chess
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • When the study group is talking about Yahtzee - Pierce Hawthorne: Call it whatever you want... it's still Puerto Rican Chess. (Season 3 episode Remedial Chaos Theory)
    • Roto-Polo
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Game that Homer, Lenny and Carl play while working at the power plant. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
  • Gift Shops
    • Cigars
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Generic cigar store in the silent black and white movie Farmyard Follies, featuring the Dunderhead Deputies. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Government Agencies
    • Center for Important Emergencies
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Government/military agent that helps Josh plan his text to Laura to ask her out on a date for Friday. (Season 1 episode Traib)
    • Department of Alien Affairs
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Agency that manages District 9.
    • The Merlinical Council
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Council in Lisa’s fantasy book Angelica Button and the Dragon King’s Trundle Bed. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Grocery Stores
    • Fancy Farms
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Snooty supermarket where celebrities shop that Homer visits when he becomes a paparazzi. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
  • Gum
    • Rocky Mountain Chew
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Homer admits he ordered chewing gum from Colorado. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Halls, Opera Houses and Theaters
    • Gotham City Opera House
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Homer and Marge are killed after leaving the opera house, same as Bruce Wayne’s parents, from Bart’s tale of revenge. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)
  • Hardware Stores
    • Tool Rack
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • Hardware store that Peter and Walter visit for an electric saw. (Season 1 episode Safe)
  • Health Clubs, Massage and Spa Services
    • Bowery Recreation Center
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Chezare Carrera shows Nadia a framed photograph of his 1982 Men's Squash Champion award from Bowery Recreation Center. (Season 2 episode Coney Island Baby)
    • Hope Street Health Club
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Gym where Drip barista Leigh works out and drinks beer.
    • Sunny Korean Massage
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Massage parlor where Fred goes looking for a rub and tug.
  • Healthcare-Other
    • Sienkiewicz Psychiatric Hospital
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Harrow is released from a psychiatric hospital during the mid-credit scene. (Season 1 episode Gods and Monsters)
  • High Schools
    • Sherman Valley High School
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • High school that Dexter's birth mother Laura Moser attended - identified in Miami Tribune newspaper article that Deb finds while digging into her father's past. (Season 4)
  • Holidays
    • Jew Friday
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Pierce’s nickname for Black Friday. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Tummy Tuesdays
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped out of my belly button.
          Britta: That's only on Tummy Tuesdays! (Season 5 episode Repilot)
  • Home Furnishing Stores
    • Miami Shade
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Shop where Rachel is working in Miami when Ruth shows up with her offer. (Season 4 episode Pound of Flesh and Still Kickin')
  • Hospitals
    • Boston General
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Hospital where a newspaper vendor is taken after suffocating when all his orifices close up. (Season 1 episode Ability)
    • Boston Hospital
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • After escaping from her captors, Olivia recovers in Boston Hospital. (Season 1 episode Bound)
  • Hospitals-Mental Health
    • Central Ozarks Memorial Health Center
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Wendy checks herself in until she gets the kids back. (Season 4 episode Mud)
    • Putnam Medical Facility
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Marc envisions himself residing in a mental hospital psych ward, working with psychiatrist Dr. Harrow. (Season 1 episode Asylum)
    • St. Jude’s Mental Hospital
        • New record added 5/18/2022
        • Suspect Nick Lane’s former address. (Season 1 episode Bad Dreams)
  • Ice Cream
    • Butter-crusted Choco-rocket
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Ice cream product that Homer requests from the ice cream truck. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
  • Ice Cream and Yogurt Shops
    • Dippie’s
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Perry takes Amy to get ice cream. (Season 1 episode The Unknown)
  • Industrial Companies
    • Hawthorne Industries
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • When Pierce's father died, he was fired from Hawthorne Industries, so he's now on a mission to start his own business, focusing on Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Institutes
    • Barnacle Bay Oceanographic Institute
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Institute that Marge and Lisa visit in Barnacle Bay. Yes, we make change for parking. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • Vertrees Culinary Institute
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • At the study group’s Christmas party, Shirley is gifted a book called The Brownie Bible, presented by the Vertrees Culinary Institute, referencing assistant art director John B. Vertrees. (Season 4 episode Intro to Knots)
  • Job Services
    • Bangi Labor
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Player 134 used to work for Bangi Labor. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
  • Laboratories
    • Smallwood Labs
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is Smallwood Labs, an animal testing laboratory where Britta tries to liberate animals and Abed visits psychiatrist Dr. B. Wexler where Annie steals his prescription pad. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
  • Laundry, Dry Cleaning and Tailoring
    • Kim's Korean
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Korean drycleaner, same owner as Sunny Korean Massage next door, where Fred goes looking for a rub and tug.
  • Legal Services
    • Barney Law
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Royal Abbott’s lawyer, Todd Barney. (Season 1 episode The Land)
  • Liquor Stores
    • Waterson Food & Liquor
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Grocery store in the background during flashback scene of Marc's mother's funeral, perhaps a tribute to co-executive producer Trevor Waterson? (Season 1 episode Asylum)
  • Lodging-Hotels
    • Fairchild Hotel
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Hotel where Olivia and Peter attend the virus meeting. (Season 1 episode The Transformation)
    • Pillowmint Hotel
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Fancy hotel where Homer confronts Drederick Tatum when he becomes a paparazzi. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Regent Hotel
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Hotel where Moe lives. The Buzziest Neon in Town. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Shelbyville Grand Wailea Hotel
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Hawaii-themed resort in Shelbyville where the baseball card show is held. (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
  • Lodging-Inns
    • Comfy Nite Inn
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Hotel where Rick and Fred stay when they get their hall passes.
    • Low Quality Inn
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Hotel where the Simpsons stay in Barnacle Bay. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Lodging-Motels
    • The Tides Motel
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Motel where Grace visits her young baseball player.
  • Lodging-Other
    • Triple Tree Resort
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Hotel Homer mentions when Marge decides the family is going to Scottsdale so she can tell Gil off for staying with them for so long. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
  • Magazines-Entertainment
    • Canadian Nice Magazine
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Magazine featuring CACA News Toronto reporter Ken Scarborough. (Season 1 Episode 1)
  • Magazines-Other
    • American Poetry Perspectives
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Lisa sends Moe's poem Howling at a Concrete Moon to American Poetry Perspectives literary magazine. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Homer!
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Magazine full of photos of Homer, by world’s greatest celebrity shutterbug - Enrico Irritazio. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Smothering Mother
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Magazine Marge gets in the mail that makes her throw away Maggie's pacifier. A Larry Flynt publication. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Tomorrow's Bride
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Magazine Shirley reads, preparing for her second marriage to Andre. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Makeup and Perfume
    • Scent of a Wookiee
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Item Homer picks to put in the Simpsons' new fireproof safe. The cologne he wore on his first date with Marge. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
  • Meat
    • Farmer Dan’s Link Sausages
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Baseball announcer endorses but won’t eat, because they're made of skunk tails and horse nipples. (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
    • Kolb Family Food Classic Ham
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Kentucky Scrapple
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Latin Cheddar Blast
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Pork Loin Bacon
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Sliced Ham
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods: Polish Style Kielbasa
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kold Family Foods Dinner Ham
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
  • Medicine
    • Bull Moose Elbow Salve
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Old man ointment in Mr. burns’ medicine cabinet. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Cortexiphan
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Drug that David Robert Jones claims is in Olivia’s body - a drug patented to Massive Dynamic, but not approved, but the FDA. (Season 1 episode Ability) Highly experimental drug. Belly proposed it could enhance abilities in predisposed children. (Season 1 episode Bad Dreams)
    • Eight-month After Pill
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Professor Frank invents the eight-month after pill. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Nappien
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Nappien activates your brain’s napping centers, and attacks your body’s awake-agens. And unlike Sleepia, it won’t cause foot fattening or elbow-stink. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • No-Sleep
        • New record added 5/18/2022
        • Maximum strength alertness aid. Olivia buys caffeine pills to stay awake. (Season 1 episode Bad Dreams)
    • Sleepia
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Nappien activates your brain’s napping centers, and attacks your body’s awake-agens. And unlike Sleepia, it won’t cause foot fattening or elbow-stink. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Menu Items
    • BLT Just for Me
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Cheese, Cheese and Only Cheese
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Ham and Cheese Pretty Please
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Phil's Classic
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Menu item at Phil's Diner. (Season 10 episode The Prisoner)
    • Roast Beef Super Club
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Tarte Des Bleubleuts Sauvage
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Signature dessert at a fancy Toronto restaurant. Not a pie. (Season 6 Episode 1)
    • Top Notch-O's
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Nachos menu item that Jeff orders for Dean Pelton when Dean Pelton blackmails him into having lunch with him after catching him at the mall faking sick to get out of helping Annie move. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Veggie Snack Wraps
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
  • Methods, Procedures and Techniques
    • The Fat Dog
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Dance Chang introduces at the Fat Dog for Midterms dance: There's a brand-new dance, based on an old phrase, it’s called the fat dog, and it will amaze, you've heard this expression your entire life, it's not made up, it's not made up. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • Lindbergh Lean
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Dance performed at Shirley's second marriage to Andre. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Middle Schools
  • Military Bases
    • Fort Abed
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Abed's pillow fort. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
  • Mining Companies
    • BY9 Mining
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Company Royal saw in his vision of the future. (Season 1 episode The Land)
    • Sorrow Mines
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Location in Lisa’s fantasy book Angelica Button and the Dragon King’s Trundle Bed. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Mixed Drinks
    • Annie’s Root Beer Float
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Anus Burner
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Britta’s Bomb
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Irish Dumpster
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Jeff’s Sour Hi-Ball
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • The Too-Cool-to-Care-tini
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Joke Jeff makes about Britta's drink - vodka neat with four olives. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • Tuxedo #6
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Mountains
    • Mistletoe Mountain
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Location mentioned during Krusty’s Kristmas on Ice, Krusty the Clown’s Christmas themed ice skating show. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • Mount Purgatorium
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Location in Lisa’s fantasy book Angelica Button and the Dragon King’s Trundle Bed. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Movie Theaters
    • Barnacle Bay Theater
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • XXX movie theater on the Barnacle Bay Marina. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • KIVA
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Movie theater in Wabang playing The Phantom Tollbooth. (Season 1 episode The Time)
  • Movies
    • Abbott and Costello Meet Polio
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Movie playing in Gotham City, from Bart’s tale of revenge. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)
    • Burly Man
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Prop movie poster made for the subway chase scene with Seraph, Morpheus, Trinity, and the Trainman. Apparently replaced in post-production with the Powerade adds in the background because of a sponsorship deal. Later auctioned off by directors Lana and Lilly Wachowski, along with several other items from their personal collection, with all proceeds going to the Protect & Defend Trans Youth Fund.
    • Cliff Beasts
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The first film in the 23rd biggest action franchise.
    • Cliff Beasts 2: Re-Extinction
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The second film in the Cliff Beasts action franchise.
    • Cliff Beasts 3: Oceana
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The third film in the Cliff Beasts action franchise.
    • Cliff Beasts 4: Beijing Beast
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The fourth film in the Cliff Beasts action franchise.
    • Cliff Beasts 5: Space Fury
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The fifth film in the Cliff Beasts action franchise.
    • Cliff Beasts 6
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • The sixth film in the Cliff Beasts action franchise.
    • Father of the Presi-bot
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he gives them crew jackets from some of his less successful films. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Frankenberry the Movie 2: The Frankenberry Wears Prada
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he gives them crew jackets from some of his less successful films. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Hunger Strike
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Lauren Van Chance compliments Dieter Bravo on his performance in the movie Hunger Strike.
    • I Shoot Your Face
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he gives them crew jackets from some of his less successful films. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • I Shoot Your Face Again
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he gives them crew jackets from some of his less successful films. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Jaws of Life
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he tells them they’re the real jaws of life, not like his movie Jaws of Life. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Jerusalem Rising
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Actress Carol Cobb’s last film, which received poor reviews.
    • La Dernier Film a Rome
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Movie poster on the wall in dramatic professor Sean Garrity's classroom. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
    • Mrs. Mom

        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Screenplay Marge shows to Rainier Wolfcastle, which he makes into a movie of his own without giving her credit. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Pontiff No Return
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Moe’s idea for an action movie where he plays the pope that kills the president. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Tiles of Love
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Movie that director Darren Eigan filmed while working at Home Depot.
    • Total Explosion
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After Homer and the volunteer fire department save Rainier Wolfcastle from a car accident, he gives them crew jackets from some of his less successful films. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Zorro Joins the Navy
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Movie playing in Gotham City, from Bart’s tale of revenge. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)
  • Movies-Documentary
    • Ain’t No Mountain: A Blind Man Climbs Everest
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • A Declan Desmond Documentary. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Growing Up Springfield
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Documentary by Declan Desmond that follows the lives of several Springfield residents, returning to them after eight-year intervals to examine how their lives have changed. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Rambo II: First Blood, Part III
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • What Rambo III should have been called, according to Abed. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Movies-Parody
    • Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Joke Jeff makes about the Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder run diorama in his and Troy's new apartment. (Season 3 episode Remedial Chaos Theory)
  • Movies-Porn
    • Chang Does Greendale
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: This is pornography?
          Chang: Doy.
          Abed: You're the only actor.
          Change: So?
          Abed: What kind of lens is this?
          Change: Who cares?
          Abed: You might be a genius. Why did you do this?
          Change: What parent is going to let their kid go to a school if a porn got shot there?
          Abed: But you shot in front of a plaster wall that could be anywhere. And you're wearing your Greendale T-shirt.
          Chang: Okay genius, but the title is Chang does Greendale, oh wait.
          (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
    • Meet Me in Some Floozy
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Movie playing at the Barnacle Bay Theater, the XXX movie theater on the Barnacle Bay Marina. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Movies-Science Fiction
    • A Future Droid in King Arthur’s Court
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Rainier Wolfcastle’s film in which he learned that it takes a Robo Knight to defeat a Robot Knight. And to defeat a paparazzo, it takes the world’s greatest celebrity shutterbug - Enrico Irritazio. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Kickpuncher (reboot)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Abed’s plans to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed like classic Kickpuncher fall apart when he accidentally gets foam on Buzz Hickey’s duck drawings. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
    • Reverse Godzilla
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Britta reminds Abed that he once made Leonard take off his clothes and filled the living room with lizards, which he did for his movie Reverse Godzilla. (Season 6 episode Laws of Robotics & Party Rights)
    • Space Ships
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Two cardboard boxes are about to become Space Ships. A Troy & Abed Thing. (Season 2 episode Basic Rocket Science)
  • Moving, Delivery, Shipping and Storage
    • American Shipping Services
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Delivery service. Abbreviated A.S.S. “Not Affiliated with the Human Ass” (Season 18 episode Rome-Old and Juli-Eh)
    • Haeil Movers
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Player 134 Chae Gang Sun used to work for Haeil Movers. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
    • Rainbow Movers
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Player 134 Chae Gang Sun used to work for Rainbow Movers. (Season 1 episode The Man with the Umbrella)
  • Museum Exhibits
    • The Room Full of Mannequins Dressed as Custodians
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • During the underground paintball game, Jeff and Dean Pelton chase Custodian Lapari into the Museum of Custodial Arts, featuring exhibits The Hall of Perfectly Clean Surfaces and the Room Full of Mannequins Dressed as Custodians. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
  • Museums
    • Gotham Natural History Museum
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Museum from Bart’s tale of revenge. Bartman kills Snake when he attempts to steal jewels from the museum. Tonight: The Stealable Jewels of the Orient. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)
    • Rock ’N’ Roll Wax Museum
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • While whacked out on Nappien, Homer causes trouble at the Rock ’N’ Roll Wax Museum. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Musicians
    • 7° Degrees Celsius
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • After boy band 7° Degrees Celsius holds a press conference, their new opening act No Refund, actually 'N Sync, performs the song "Come On and Supersize It". (Host Joshua Jackson March 11, 2000, sketch 7° Degrees Celsius)
    • Escapula
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Band name on boy's shirt, referencing Coco, where Escapula is one of the bands that performs in a contest.
    • The Spuckler Family Singers
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Music band composed of the yokel kids from the Spuckler family, playing simple or improvised musical instruments.
  • Natural Areas
    • Dark Tooth Canyon
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • You know, I think about Lisa, sitting in that hole in Darktooth canyon with little Framrok and Griknog rolling about on the wolf pelts. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Sawdust Canyon
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Joke Jeff makes during the underground paintball game when he and Dean Pelton chase Custodian Lapari into the Museum of Custodial Arts: Must be a mock jousting bridge over Sawdust Canyon. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
  • Neighborhoods
    • The Flammable District
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • An out of control fire heads for stores in the Flammable District of Springfield. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • News Columns
    • Take It from Freddy
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Freddy Lounds' column in the Tattler.
  • Newspapers
    • Chateau D'If Times
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Prison newspaper in 19th century Paris, France from Marge's tale of revenge, where Homer is sentenced after Moe frames him as an English traitor. Headline: PRISONER’S WIFE REMARRIES. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment The Count of Monte Fatso)
    • The Chippewa Bugle
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • A Native American reporter asks Lisa questions after her presentation on her made up Hitachee Native American tribe. Headline: FEDS TO KEEP INTEREST RATES STEADY. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Gotham Herald
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Newspaper from Bart’s tale of revenge. Newspaper headlines: CRIMSON COCKATOO BEATEN SENSELESS and MUSCULAR CHILD TERRORIZES UNDERWORLD. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)
    • Greendale Communist Worker
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is an article from the Greendale Communist Worker newspaper titled PUNKY PROTESTORS PERVERT PROGRESS, featuring a photograph of Britta and her anarchist collective An-Her-Chists in front of the Greendale County Courthouse. As it turns out, Jeff is also in the photo - he was the lawyer that got their case thrown out. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Las Noticias Hispanicas De Greendale
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Newspaper at the Ass Crack Bandit press conference. Raul Lopez: Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas De Greendale. Will this affect soccer? (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • The Sentinel
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Springfield High School newspaper. Headlines: CHEERLEADER FLUNG INTO NEXT COUNTY, BOY BRINGS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, TYPING CLASS TRAGEDY. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • The Springfield Inquisitor
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Tabloid. Headlines: FRIENDS PRAY FOR LUIGI’S DEATH, MR. TEENY’S COCAINE ORGY. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
  • Office Supply Stores
  • Operations
    • Operation 4*Town Shakedown
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Meilin and her friends' plan to raise $800 to be able to buy tickets to see boy band 4*Town in concert.
  • Pamphlets
    • You Will Die in Sin
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Flanders slips religious pamphlets on people’s windshields while the residents of Springfield gather in Springfield Park to watch the silent black and white movie Farmyard Follies, featuring the Dunderhead Deputies. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Parks
    • Springfield Public Pool
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Maggie goes to the bathroom in the pool, and Lisa announces it. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Parties
    • 1972 Yum-Yum Fish Fry
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Festival seen in a painting in the Low Quality Inn, the hotel where the Simpsons stay in Barnacle Bay. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Pawn Shops
  • Personal Care Products
  • Photography Services
    • Chromalux Film & Videotape
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Company where Francis Dolarhyde works. In the novel, it's Gateway Film Laboratory, which was changed to avoid confusion with Gateway Inc., at the time a well-known brand of personal computer.
  • Pinball Games
    • Chevy Chase in Foul Play
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Pinball game in the Simpsons new basement playroom. (Season 18 episode Rome-Old and Juli-Eh)
  • Pizza Parlors
    • Pizza Planet
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • The famous Pixar Pizza Planet delivery truck is visible parked on the street.
  • Planets
    • Greendalia
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Planet from Troy and Abed's puppet show on their blanket fort wall. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Planet Christmas
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Planet from the study group's glee club song: "We are !”Planet Christmas when we sing. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
  • Poetry
    • Elevator Capacity
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Moe Szyslak poem - inspired by the sign on the elevator in the hotel. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Howling at a Concrete Moon
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Lisa sends Moe's poem Howling at a Concrete Moon to American Poetry Perspectives literary magazine. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Police Departments
    • Amelia County Sheriff
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Deputy Sheriff Joy tells Royal and his family that the authorities intend to cease investigating the disappearance of his daughter-in-law Rebecca. (Season 1 episode The Void)
    • Police Patrol
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Police department in the silent black and white movie Farmyard Follies, featuring the Dunderhead Deputies. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
  • Prisons
    • Chateau D'If Prison
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Prison in 19th century Paris, France from Marge's tale of revenge, where Homer is sentenced after Moe frames him as an English traitor. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment The Count of Monte Fatso)
  • Products-Other
    • EZ BLO
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Easy blow candles on Homer’s birthday cake. Now easier to blow! (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
  • Professional Organizations
    • Atlantis Guild
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Abed recognizes one of the annoying German bullies from the video game SpawnCraft. Abed: Doktor Blitz, knight of the Atlantis Guild, wielder of the four-pronged trident on SpawnCraft? (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
    • St. Teresa Psychiatric Association
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Organization that honors Dr. Lucille Gilbert as Person of the Year.
  • Public Relations
    • Kroner Strategy Group
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Company where Laura Ferber works as a marketing liaison. (Season 1 episode Lizard)
  • Publishing Companies
    • Blaine and Edwards Publishing
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Lecter claims to be Bob Greer at Blaine and Edwards Publishing when he uses the prison phone to get Will Graham's address.
    • Boogatron Publishing
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Company name on Rejected notice on Buzz Hickey's bulletin board. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
  • Quotes
    • Abe Simpson
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Abe Simpson: You'll never take me alive, Grim Reaper! (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Abed
        • New record added 4/23/2022
        • Abed: You know I have trouble reading people and I say the wrong things sometimes, and I noticed it was happening more often with you three than it was with the others. And then I noticed fluctuating patterns and started graphing them. And by the time I realized what I was actually measuring, it had started to yield really positive results for every body, so I kept doing it. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Abed: Don't get cocky, kid. (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet. Like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: All this time, I wondered what it was that brought our group together. But I forgot one thing all heroes need. They need an enemy. Batman has the Joker, the Justice League has the Legion of Doom, and this study group... has me. I'm the supervillain. Why didn't I see it before? I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everybody else. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: I wanted to make a prequel and I ruined everything. I guess it could happen to anyone. I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: I was looking for you. We discovered you're the reason we all went to Greendale. You linked all of our stories. Like how the Cosmic Cube assembled the Avengers. That, and the 4-billion-dollar deal with Disney. Turns out you were always one of us. So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Abed: Take this seriously. Stay on furniture. No books, no bags. The dead can't talk. No coming back as a lava monster. Oh, and because the non-awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff, the final survivor will win my near mint condition number one issue of Space Clone, valued by the comics authority at $50,000. (Season 5 episode Geothermal Escapism)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Abed: When characters feel like the show they're on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer, in Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally W.A.S.P.-y brunette couple with a title like Better with My Worse Half or Awfully Wedded or Tying the Not, but "knot" is spelt without a K, or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get to decide… (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
    • Abed & Chang
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed & Chang Abed: Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think... Chang?
          Change: It's not Chang. It's Kevin. How long have you known?
          Abed: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Abed & Evil Abed
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Abed: My God. This is so cool.
          Evil Abed: I know. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to talk to you about it. Kind of a Superman III meets that Star Trek episode meets season three of The Cape.
          Abed: The Cape was cancelled.
          Evil Abed: Not here. They retooled it for cable, and it's awesome. Want to see it?
          Abed: Desperately.
          (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Abed & Jessica
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: So you've never seen any of the Star Wars movies?
          Jessica: We were taught popular films were the work of the devil.
          Abed: Well, if you're talking about the Phantom Menace, you were taught right.
          (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Abed & Shirley’s Kids
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Abed: Hey, what movie you guys gonna see?
          Shirley’s kids: The Phantom Menace. It's kind of old.
          Abed: And why do you wanna see it?
          Shirley’s kids: Because we like Star Wars.
          Abed: Okay, if you like Star Wars, why do you wanna murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible. I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca, at some point, go, "Hey, Yoda, I know that guy"?
          Shirley’s kids: He has double light sabers.
          Abed: That's stupid. You're both stupid.
          Shirley’s kids: Well, why are you here to see the movie?
          Abed: I’m not. I go wherever it plays to warn people. You've been warned.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Abed & Troy
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
          Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
          Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
          (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Abed: It's cool that Andre and Shirley are getting married again. There's a whole generation of viewers that didn't get to see the original.
          Troy: Let's hope it's more of a Bale than a Kilmer situation.
          (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
    • Alan Connor
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Alan Connor: Scout’s honor, Sinead O’Connor. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Annie
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: Futurza. They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia and the cure for fibromyalgia. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: Relaxabrex doesn't make you give up on your dreams. That's a side effect. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: I'd be depressed right now if these samples from work weren't giving me a new outlook on life. If you're interested in learning more, ask your doctor if Joyvatrex is right for you. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Annie: They can advertise things without you knowing? Is that legal? It sounds like brain Windexing. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Annie: Well I want to live in the same home for more than a year, order wine without feeling nervous, have a resume full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. I want stories and wisdom, perspective. I wanna have so much behind me I'm not a slave to what's in front of me, especially these flavorless unremarkable Marvel movie. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • Annie & Britta
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Annie: You're just in time for Jeff's closing statements.
          Britta: Who cares? Everything is terrible.
          Annie: Oh, no. Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
          Britta: I'm thinking of dyeing my hair.
          (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Annie: At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped out of my belly button.
          Britta: That's only on Tummy Tuesdays!
          (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Annie, Abed & Pierce
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Annie: Abed, Shirley is our friend, and we're guests in her home. We need a plan that won't hurt her feelings, or damage her property.
          Abed: Definitely don't look behind that poster, then.
          Pierce: I could pretend to have a stroke. Do a gibberish foreign language. What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars? You'd like that, I bet. Dick.
          (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Apu
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Apu: It’d be shame if the next fire you fought… was in Hell! (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
    • Bart Simpson
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Bart Simpson: Behold my naked butt! Each cheek is a god to you! (Season 18 episode The Boys of Bummer)
    • Bart Simpson & Hippie Hulk
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Bart Simpson: Wow, a mint condition Hippie Hulk from 1968!
          Hippie Hulk: Tune in, turn on, Hulk out!
          (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Ben Davis
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Ben Davis: This is a dream. (Season 4 episode You're the boss)
    • Billboard
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Billboard: America tells you that the only things worth knowing are those which can be known. America is wrong. (Season 1 episode The Unknown)
    • Billy Tillerson & Autumn Rivers
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Billy Tillerson: Is it death?

          Autumn Rivers: It’s all of time.
          (Season 1 episode The Family)
    • Britta
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Britta: No probl-o, Rob Lowe. (Season 2 episode Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis. Okay, look. This apple is your ego. Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, taking over your whole personality, making you an uncontrollable monster. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: Corporate America has destroyed love. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: You're monsters! You're Hitlers! You're racist pedophiles! You're the opposites of Batman! (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Britta: How long does peyote last? I’m just asking for a friend. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Britta: Here’s the deal, Jessica Biel. (Season 4 episode History 101)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Britta: Yeah, well, if I wanted the Government in my uterus, id fill it with oil and hispanic voters. (Season 5 episode Cooperative Polygraphy)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Britta: Who’s there, bitch? Floor! Floor! (Season 5 episode Analysis of Geothermal Escapism)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Britta: Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy and a job in this country. We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up. We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue. Nobody tells us to shut up. And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes, our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal. (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
    • Britta & Abed
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Britta: So you're saying we're all connected like the classic French film trilogy Bleu, Blanc, Rouge?
          Abed: No, like something more accessible. Like Unbreakable.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Britta & Jeff
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
          Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
          Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
          (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
          Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
          Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
          (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Britta & Troy
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Britta: I wish to end all wars.
          Troy: That's another rule. No wishes containing the word “all.” Guaranteed ironic consequences.
          Britta: I don't think anyone's gonna miss wars.
          Troy: Star Wars, Thumb Wars, wow, Storage Wars!
          (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Buzz Hickey
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Buzz Hickey: Get outta here. Place is a zoo. The trick is, you gotta show the other baboons you got a bigger, redder ass. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Buzz Hickey: I'm a monster? I was in the storm drain lair of the Black River Ripper. I have seen human heads used for things other than heads, so best not be calling me a monster. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Buzz Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice. (Season 5 episode Basic Story)
    • Calvin
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Calvin: This is like looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles.
    • Captain James Beal & Catherine Langford
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Captain James Beal: Well, I'm grateful for the mystery.Otherwise, our chance encounter at the market may have never come to pass.
          Catherine Langford: That would have been tragic.
    • Catherine Langford
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Catherine Langford: Most archaeological finds from this periods are stone, but not this one. My father believes it's melted meteorite.
    • Chang
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Chang: Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Chang: Thank you, everyone, for joining in my celebration. As many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday, I try to remember I'm a winner. This one's for you, Connie. And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Chang: It's a prescription throne. I have back mumps. Don't look it up. It's rare. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
    • Change (as Chief Starr)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Change (as Chief Starr): Who am I? What's my motivation? Why am I doing or saying anything that I am saying or doing, I need more, I need more than what I'm getting. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • City College commercial
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • City College commercial: You work hard to earn your degree, and your school should work hard to make that degree valuable. So, why is Greendale Community College giving degrees to dogs? In 2001, a Staffordshire terrier mix named Ruffles took up residence on Greendale's campus. By 2008, Ruffles had earned a Bachelor's Degree. Not a two year degree, a four year degree. Where will you get your degree? If the answer is Greendale, prepare to get boned. Paid for by City College, license 264392. (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
    • Comic Book Guy
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Comic Book Guy: A complete list of things I have seen or not seen is available on my blog. Your mother is on the not seen list, along with a Star Wars film that was any good since the first one. And even that has been ruined y CGI additions. Bravo, George. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
    • Dean Pelton
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest. Payday is postponed until next week, so this is my freestyle rap apology: Well, I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say, your checks will arrive on another day. Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar. Criminals, Wall Street, takin' the pie, and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies. Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em, rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em, Barack Obama is scared of me! 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free! Let me clear my throat, ah-ha, ah-ha... I don't know what that was, I don't. I don't know what that was. (Season 5 episode VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepytown, and when they wake up the Dean'll be here staring at you! Sweet deans. (Season 3 episode Basic Lupine Urology)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Release the whores. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • Dean Pelton & Abed
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Abed, are you making a religious film?
          Abed: All movies are religious to me.
          Dean Pelton: Nice. But is it a movie about Jesus?
          Abed: Is The Matrix? Is RoboCop? Is Superman Returns? All stories are about death and resurrection.
          Dean Pelton: I've got one, Wrath of Khan.
          Abed: That's a good one.
          Dean Pelton: Spock sacrifices himself for the crew and gets reborn. How captivating was Ricardo Montalban in that? I'm serious... Except in Abed's film, the character's name isn't Spock. That's true.
          Abed: It's Abed.
          (Season 2 episode Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples)
    • Dean Pelton & Jeff
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Don't forget to come by our Halloween Scare-tacular Dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30. Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker for Halloween!
          Jeff: It's been happening all week.
          Dean Pelton: Halloween week!
          Jeff: So the lights will work on November 1st?
          Dean Pelton: All Saint's day... Month!
          (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Dean Pelton: A cleaner Greendale is like a healthier cigarette. We're tobacco.
          Jeff: No, we are not tobacco. We are Robert Downey Jr. He was so high he was crawling into people's windows. Now he's Iron Man. We self destruct like this because we'd rather be heroes than villains than just kind of sucky people, that need to work a lot at getting less sucky.
          (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
    • Devin's Wife
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Devin's wife: Devin, you pick up that phone right now and you call these people and you tell 'em you want this part. These VCR games is where everything is headed. Can't you see that? You just became the Luke Skywalker of the new Star Wars. We've gotta move. (Season 5 episode VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing)
    • Dildopolis P.A.
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Dildopolis P.A.: It's 2 a.m., time for Dildopolis' Night Own deals. Please be advised, we will be closed for Presidents' Day. Just kidding. Dildopolis never closes. At Dildopolis, your privacy is our top concern. All store purchases will show up on your credit card as ABC Dildos, Incorporated. (Season 2 episode Celebrity Pharmacology)
    • Dr. Heidi
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Dr. Heidi: Well, there is a place called Greendale, and you all spent three years there, but it was not a community college. These memories that you people have been sharing are a shared psychosis. You were patients there together, you were released together, and I am alarmed to see that you are now relapsing together. Search your mind for the real memories. Try to look past the trauma you've been blocking out. You all came to this community college after your lives had fractured. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Dr. Octopus Impersonator
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Dr. Octopus impersonator: Stop having fun, kids. I’m Dr. Octopus from Marvel Comics’ Spider-Man. I’m inventing a ray that turns birthday presents into homework. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
    • Dr. Wilhelm Brücke
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Dr. Wilhelm Brücke: Professor! Open your eyes, Professor. Does this temple look abandoned? These curtains, do you suppose they are naturally occurring? Unlike you, I am not afraid. Whatever God rules this place, I intend to meet him.
    • Elroy
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Elroy: You bet your sweet ass I saw Lawnmower Man. I consulted on it. Took Brigitte Nielsen to the premiere. We were building worlds within worlds. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Elroy: My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people. It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the 90s, this face, this voice, they're either gonna help you or hold you back. So, you tap the gas, because well, why tap the brake? I learned the cheat code. White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for. I never felt like a sellout. I never laugh at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue. The thing is, and this will sound racist, white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other. So, the day you start telling them, hey, just do what you're doing! You feel like a superhero. But, what's the danger? Why'd I stop? You know, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it. There's no lid. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Elroy: All right! Now there's a man who knows his meatballs. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Elroy: Oh, now that's the way to handle meatballs. And look at you. Working that asparagus. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Elroy: Now, that's a container for liquid. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
    • Elroy & Abed
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Elroy: So, let's crap out this piece of crap.
          Abed: That attitude concerns me.
          (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Erin
        • New record added 5/13/2022
        • Erin: Nobody is fucking accountable!
    • Francis Dolarhyde
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Francis Dolarhyde: You are an ant in the afterbirth.
    • Frankie
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Shut up, Leonard. You are… You are old. And you deserve less, because of your age. I don't, I don't actually believe that. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to… and everybody here is a… is a fart, a living fart from the butt of a lesser god! (Season 6 episode Ladders)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Oh God no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed addict bound incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear. My life results tripled the year I gave up hope and every game on my phone that had anything to do with farming. What's true will be true, Annie. Our job is to deal with that truth. (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Frankie: Are you - I don't know how to… I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now. Because all of the questions I have right now are rhetorical and they end with the word idiot. Do you know what a rhetorical… no, of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot. I'm sorry, I am so sorry. But you're so stupid. You have no idea. And you're the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. So dumb. You're just a dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry. I'm so sorry. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
    • Fred
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Fred: Excuse me, do you think these bar napkins smells like chloroform? I'm kidding. Fred Searing. Can I buy you a drink?
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Fred: Would you like to try the Australian kiss? It's a lot like the French kiss except down under.
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Fred: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, Fred Searing. How are you?
    • Gobi Nadir & Abed
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Gobi Nadir: Just walk over there right now and apologize to the theater manager.
          Abed: Midichlorians. Midichlorians!
          Gobi Nadir: Fine. Then you're not going to film school!
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Hippie Hulk
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Hippie Hulk: Hey, hey, LBJ, how many pants you rip today? (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Homer Simpson
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer Simpson: Oh, Moe's a poet. He has a soul! Flutter your wings! It's tea time in Buttercup Junction! Moe's the princess of Lollipop Land. He munches on lavender and potpourri. Seriously, Moe - you have a gift. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Homer Simpson: Oh, Mother Sea, giver of fish, taker of boats, toilet to the world, the Greeks call you Poseidon, the Romans Aquaman. Look into thy starfish heart and protect our souls so we might live to go tubing on thee again. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • Homer Simpson & Lisa Simpson
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Homer Simpson: …the end.
          Lisa Simpson: Is that really how it ends? What happened to the Merlinical Council?
          Homer Simpson: Uh, they went to Star Wars Land and fought Star Wars.
          (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
    • Howie Schwartz
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Howie Schwartz: I love you, dad! I knew you'd invite the Hulk! (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Ilana Green
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Ilana Green: I get so damned apocalyptic when I drink.
    • Indiana Jones
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Indiana Jones: And you got some ass on you. Oh, so beautiful. If a nice ass meant a hamburger, baby, you'd have a Whopper. Do you do pilates? I'm just asking.
    • J. Jonah Jameson & American Poetry Perspectives Employee
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • J. Jonah Jameson: Ah, that's sweet. I hate sweet. I need photos. Photos of Spider-Man.

          American Poetry Perspectives employee: This is a poetry journal.
          J. Jonah Jameson: Okay, poems about Spider-Man. And I want then finished before you start. And before you finish, get me some coffee. And the poem should have the following rhyme scheme: A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
          (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
    • Jeff
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Jeff: I have a developmental disorder. Star Wars, Star Wars, cool cool cool. (Season 3 episode Competitive Ecology)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff: Hot 'n' Brown's coffee really wakes me up to the fact that its coffee sucks. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff: I'm so confident now, I can pull things off I never dreamed possible. Look. Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Jeff: Oh, great! Gilbert! Oh, great! Evil Jedi lightning Gilbert! (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Jeff: If I have to start drinking in the men's room, the score in my head has to change from Trent Reznor to Johnny Cash doing Trent Reznor. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Jeff: I'll go see if I can get the school's money back. You keep White Morpheus inside the Matrix. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Jeff: I don't wanna be fine. I wanna be 25 and heading out into the world. I wanna fall asleep on a beach and be able to walk the next day, or stay up all night on accident. I wanna wear a t-shirt without looking like I forgot to get dressed. I want to be terrified of AIDS, I want to have an opinion about those, boring ass Marvel movies. And I want those opinions to be of any concern to the people making them. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • Jeff & Abed
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Jeff: I don't care what tricks or nonsense you have in your scrapbook, Martha Stewart, but there's no way you're gonna get me to believe there's some outside force controlling my destiny.
          Abed: And I think you used that particular phrasing because I know you've seen Star Wars.
          Jeff: Everybody's seen Star Wars.
          Abed: Yes, but you first saw it when it was re-released in 1982 at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon. And it was the best time you ever had with your father.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Jeff & Annie
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Jeff: I'm really having trouble coming up with a toast.
          Annie: I find that hard to believe, Jeff. You once convinced Troy that turtlenecks were made of turtles' necks.
          Jeff: It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position that suits my purpose. In that example... Keeping turtlenecks as an option for myself, down the road. But I do have a kryptonite. It's so obvious to me that marriage is dumb, I can't even pretend to get behind it.
          (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
    • Jeff & Britta
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Jeff: I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble because of this bridge-collapsing guy.
          Britta: He's the one making bad bridges. That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.
          (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Jeff & Dean Pelton
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Jeff: Please tell me you're breaking into that condo.
          Dean Pelton: No, I bought it. Now we'll be like almost roomies. Oh, good, you got wine. I've got friends with benefits. No subtext.
          (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Jeff & We Mei
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • Jeff: Lingering scent, full body, perfect nose.
          We Mei: Very nice wine.
          Jeff: I was talking about you. Jeff Winger.
          (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
    • Jeff, Abed & Troy
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Jeff: Abed, it's amazing. I mean, yes, 2008 was the height of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but... that still doesn't explain it. Maybe we really were all meant to be together. I'm not sure I understand it, but maybe we don't have to. What I do know is that the ways our paths crossed, even when they were bad, all led us to this point.
          Abed: And I wouldn't have it any other way. So what you're saying is that we're all each other's Uncle Ben's murder.
          Troy: And we're all Spider-Men.
          Jeff: Yeah. Let's say I'm saying that.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Kat
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Kat: Super duper, Mr. Cooper. (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Koogler
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Koogler: Gentlemen... Assume the party. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Koogler: I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
    • Krusty the Clown
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Krusty the Clown: Put your hands together for the sharecropper showstoppers, the smashing Bumpkins… The Spuckler Family Singers! (Season 18 episode Yokel Chords)
    • Lauren Van Chance & Dustin Mulray
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Lauren Van Chance: Take me to the peak!
          Dustin Mulray: We are on a mountain!
          Lauren Van Chance: Mount Everest!
    • Leonard
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Leonard: Hello, everybody. I'm Leonard. And I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips. $1.79 at Kroger's. Ah, can't get this sucker open... Ah, there we are. Now, I've already had some of these, but let's see. Mmmm! Crispy. Mmmm… Salty, not too greasy. That one's shaped like a duck. Well, I guess that's definitely a buy. That's it. Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Leonard: School's out, bitches. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • Leonard (as Dracula)
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Leonard (as Dracula): I feel the force. What? I don't feel the force. I'm not allowed to. What do I feel? I feel Dracula force. I feel Dracula signals. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Magnitude
        • New record added 4/25/2022
        • Magnitude: Yo, yo, yo, pop pop! (Season 2 episode Early 21st Century Romanticism)
    • Markham & Olivia Dunham
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Markham: Five dollars I can name at least one item on your nightstand, Olivia Dunham. Don’t tell me… you’re gonna like this, I’m never wrong. It’s a gift. Okay…Toni Morrison novel, something by Obama, and/or the current issue of Bon Appetit.
          Olivia Dunham: I’m reading Advanced Forensic Science by Annemann. I keep it next to my gun. Markham: Oh, I like this one.
          (Season 1 episode Ability)
    • Mike & Liz
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Mike: Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July.

          Liz: It’s November 12th.
          (Season 1 episode Traib)
    • Mike Kershaw
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Mike Kershaw: Why don't you come over and sit on my face right now? (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
    • Nadia
        • New record added 4/22/2022
        • Nadia: Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we've got. (Season 1 episode Reflection)
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: Let's make some choices. (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: Let's get some provisions. (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: The universe is trying to fuck with me, and I refuse to engage. (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: Let's fuck this party on the mouth. (Season 1 episode The Great Escape)
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: If you'd like to meet up again, I will be at my birthday party yesterday night. (Season 1 episode Alan's Routine)
    • Nadia & Alan
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Nadia: Hey man, didn't you get the news? We're about to die.

          Alan: It doesn't matter. I die all the time.
          Nadia: Me too.
          (Season 1 episode Alan's Routine)
    • Nora
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Nora: Orange is the color of fascination. (Season 2 episode Brain Drain)
    • Officer Cackowski
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Officer Cackowski: How's everything otherwise? Stoked for Avengers? Avengers? Avengers? Avengers? I hear Marvel got really hands on this time, they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong? Okay, see ya. (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
    • Olivia Dunham
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Olivia Dunham: The man was clever enough to Star Trek himself out of a maximum-security German prison, elude Interpol, arrive in Boston, and get himself apprehended, simply because he liked the idea. (Season 1 episode Ability)
    • Olivia Dunham & Peter Bishop
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Olivia Dunham: Well, I guess that I've always just enjoyed being on my own. Even when I was at boarding school, they used to call me Han.
          Peter Bishop: As in Solo? Cute. At least you had a nickname.
          (Season 1 episode Safe)
    • Peter Bishop & Walter Bishop
        • New record added 5/18/2022
        • Peter Bishop: Why do I get the feeling that youfre not telling us everything?
          Walter Bishop: Because I donft know everything.
          (Season 1 episode Bad Dreams)
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Peter Bishop: I tried to expense a couple Celtic tickets on the FBI.
          Walter Bishop: I see. I hope she doesn’t notice the $2000 for the baboon seminal fluid I ordered. I hope I can recall why I ordered it.
          (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
    • Phil Gordian
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Phil Gordian: Cause right now you are just one little guy with a big conspiracy theory, and no proof, and the world is full of them.
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Phil Gordian: If you can't tend to your own planet, you don't deserve to live here.
    • Pierce
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • Pierce: Hey, Vicki. Vicki, look at me. I'm going to crush you. I'm gonna eat your brains, Vicki. I'm gonna slurp them right out of that melon you call a head. (Season 2 episode Intro to Political Science)
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Pierce: Easy-peezy George and Wheezy. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Pierce: Sounds like this has been a game-changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last second, I made an adjustment. Okay, I didn't really avoid sitting on them. I sat right on them. Hurt like hell. I saw eagles. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Pierce: I mean, he's certainly the craziest one of us, but, you know, we're all kind of Crazy Town banana pants. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Pierce Hologram
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Pierce hologram: Continue on this path, and you might miss your last chance to see the Pierce Hawthorne Museum of Gender Sensitivity and Sexual Potency on the central quad. The museum and this hologram were donated in compliance with a court order I'm not allowed to discuss. Let's just say some women can't take a compliment. What I am allowed to discuss is Greendale, and ill say this... Don't turn your back on it. Take it from a man with no legal right to be there. You're in a special place. A crappy place, sure, but only because it gives crappy people a chance to sort themselves out. Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take? (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Professor Paul Langford
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Professor Paul Langford: All this time, I was so convinced this was just another Rosetta Stone. I can't believe it.
    • Rick & Fred
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Rick: Um, so are you women from Ireland perchance? Really? Oh, I'm very surprised to hear that news because when I look at you, my Weiner doubles in size.
          Fred: Oh, no, no, no. He means that his penis is Dublin. Like the city in Ireland. It's doubling.
    • Royal Abbott
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Royal Abbott: You ever wonder if the world’s not what you think it is? No law. No order. Just chaos, all the way down. (Season 1 episode The Loss)
    • Ruth Langmore
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Ruth Langmore: Welcome to my fucking world. (Season 4 episode The Cousin of Death)
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Ruth Langmore: What I'm telling you is Wendy's playing chess, and you're playing fucking Candyland. (Season 4 episode You're the boss)
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Ruth Langmore: Well, are gonna fucking do this shit or what? (Season 4 episode Mud)
    • Ruthie
        • New record added 4/24/2022
        • Ruthie: Nothing in this world is easy except pissing in the shower. (Season 2 episode Matryoshka)
    • Shirley
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Shirley: I just beat this kid on the way to Tinkle Town. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Shirley: Yeah, he's just unique, like a snowflake who gets bent out of shape when you mix up Star Wars and Space Treks. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Shirley: And Andre's going as Han Solo. The boys are stormtroopers and little baby Ben is an Ewok. (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Shirley: Those people up there, they may be rude, they may be pushy, they may have come to some wrongheaded conclusions about Batman and Robin. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Shirley & Abed
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Shirley: These aren't plot holes, Abed. This is my life.
          Abed: But this kind of connection only makes our origin story more compelling. Like how awesome it is when Uncle Ben is murdered in Spider-Man.
          (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Spider-Man Impersonator
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Spider-Man impersonator: Hey kids, my spider-sense is tingling, tingling because it’s a certain someone’s birthday. Yeah! Uh, where are all the kids? (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
    • Starburns
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Starburns [dressed up as pirate for Halloween]: Who wants to walk my plank, eh? (Season 2 episode Epidemiology)
    • Todd
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Todd: We are here to witness the union of Garrett and Stacy in the eyes of, well in the eyes of whatever power you choose. Personally, I find the notion of choosing to be needlessly limited. What if I'm capable of total contradiction? What if science and religion were mine to wield as I choose? What if I'm God? What if I'm God? It is likely that I am not, but I think it's totally out of line to take that possibility off of the table. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
    • Troy
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Troy: What's up, girl? How you livin'? (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Troy: This guy's like human fro-yo. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Troy: I am the truest repairman. And this man is a dishonor to making air conditioners work good. And I have the right to challenge him... In the sun chamber. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Troy: Yeah, thanks, Sharon. I never thought about it that way. Batman is sort of gay. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Troy & Abed
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Troy: Abed, I love you.

          Abed: I know.

          (Season 2 episode Epidemiology)
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Troy: I am mad at you.
          Abed: You said you weren't. We never lie.
          Troy: I know.
          Abed: We made a deal. October 15th, 2009.
          Abed: Friends don't lie to each other.
          Troy: I know! I lied. Because you don't like people who tell you what to do, and I don't want to be one of those people.
          (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Troy & LeVar Burton
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Troy: Actually, I never thought id see you again. I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don't mind.
          LeVar Burton: No, go ahead.
          What time did you guys have to get up in the morning? Does every writer write for one character? What's a best boy? I saw it in the credits once. Why don't they call it Planet Trek? You never go to a star. Not one episode.
          (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • Troy 5 & Britta 5
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Troy 5: I’m standing here in timeline five, where things are pretty much normal.
          Britta 5: Normal? Troy, people are on fire in Nairobi. You call that normal? I've become much more conscious of world issues since Troy and I decided to give our baby an African name. Isn't that right, Chewbacca? It means, "He who hunts bounties."
          (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Troy, Sophie B. Hawkins & Abed
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Troy: Can you do one where you wish you had some ice cream?
          Sophie B. Hawkins: Damn, I wish I had some ice cream.
          Abed: Okay, can you do one where you wish I was Batman?
          Sophie B. Hawkins: Fine, but this is the last one… Damn, I wish Abed was Batman.
          Troy: Ah, it’s just so good!
          Abed: I love so much!
          (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Vice Dean Robert Laybourne
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Vice Dean Robert Laybourne: The true repairman will repair man. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Vice President Joe Biden
        • New record added 4/26/2022
        • Vice President Joe Biden: You know, I just had a dream that I was a regular president. (Season 2 episode Intro to Political Science)
    • Vicki
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Vicki: My name is Vicki! Tell my story! (Season 5 episode Analysis of Geothermal Escapism)
    • Walter Bishop & Olivia Dunham
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Walter Bishop: Oh.
          Olivia Dunham: What?

          Walter Bishop: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not, It's nothing to do with your current state of undress. I think I simply need to urinate.
          Olivia Dunham: That's good to know.
          (Season 1 episode The Dreamscape)
    • Zane Zaminski
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Zaminski: Algorithms I trust. Boolean logic I trust.Beautiful women, they just... mystify me.
    • Zane Ziminski
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Ziminski: What is this, Tales from the Darkside?
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Ziminski: I come to you with what may be the preeminent discovery of the 20th century, the possibility of extra-solar life, and I get shit-canned for it?
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Ziminski: She's out of my bed, but still in my head.
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Ziminski: Do you want to see the ruins, my friend?
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane Ziminski: What do I want to do? I want to blow a hole in your head and donate your organs to science, but I've got a few questions first.
    • Zane Ziminsky
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Zane: Maybe this is a distress call. An S.O.S. Maybe they're sending out their Encyclopedia Galactica, jettisoning all their knowledge before it goes down with the ship.
  • Radio Stations
    • Chill Thunder
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • One of the 25 easy listening stations on the Simpsons new satellite radio in their car. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)
    • Chill Thunder Lite
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • One of the 25 easy listening stations on the Simpsons new satellite radio in their car. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)
    • Cool Waves
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • One of the 25 easy listening stations on the Simpsons new satellite radio in their car. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)
    • Jamaican Beats
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Station on the Simpsons new satellite radio in their car. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)
    • KPVK
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Local radio station. (Season 4 episode Mud)
    • Neon Breeze
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • One of the 25 easy listening stations on the Simpsons new satellite radio in their car. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times)
  • Realms
    • Lollipop Land
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer Simpson: Oh, Moe's a poet. He has a soul! Flutter your wings! It's tea time in Buttercup Junction! Moe's the princess of Lollipop Land. He munches on lavender and potpourri. Seriously, Moe - you have a gift. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Realty Services
    • Jackpot Realty
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Real estate company that Gil works for that puts him in charge of their Scottsdale office. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
    • Providence Liberty Realtors
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Company where Rick works.
    • Shader Realty
        • New record added 5/9/2022
        • Realty sign in the Jacobi family's front yard.
  • Recipes
    • Bagel Bites in a Deconstructed Hot Pocket Reduction with a Doritos Glaze
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Hors d'oeuvre that Troy prepares. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Halloween Hash
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Food served at the Greendale Halloween party. (Season 2 episode Epidemiology)
    • Horse Meat S’mores
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Shirley: All right, and I can make some s'mores out of horse meat, and s'more horse meat. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Kids’ Head Soup
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Bart makes up the story of serial killer Dark Stanley, a school cafeteria worker that makes kids’ head soup. (Season 18 episode Yokel Chords)
    • Lobster Bacon Mashed Potatoes
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Side dish that Jeff ate at Britta’s parents house. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
  • Religious Organizations
    • Harmony Ignite
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Actor Sean Knox’s Lifestyle brand/motivational system.
    • Iglesia Cristo Resucitado
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Church where Erin goes looking for Silas and finds Arturo.
  • Restaurants-Mexican
    • Cafe De Mexico
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Young Homer works in a mariachi band ar a Mexican restaurant. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • El Rialto
        • New record added 5/16/2022
        • Mexican food restaurant in Wabang. (Season 1 episode The Land)
    • Salsa Von Taco's
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Tex-Mex place Dean Pelton mentioned to Professor Duncan. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
  • Restaurants-Other
    • Bao Restaurant
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Restaurant in Toronto, nod to the Pixar short Bao, also directed by Domee Shi.
    • Gunter's
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Restaurant where Wikus grabs something to eat.
  • Retirement Communities
    • Dolarhyde Nursing Home
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Nursing home where Francis Dolarhyde grew up.
  • Robot Models
    • Blorgon
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Robot from Abed and Troy's favorite TV show Inspector Spacetime. (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay) Robot seen in a clip from the Inspector Spacetime TV show. (Season 4 episode Conventions of Space and Time)
    • Glorbons
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • According to Abed, in a parallel universe blorgons - robots from the Inspector Spacetime TV show - are called glorbons. (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
    • Horse-bot 3000
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Robot from Troy and Abed's puppet show on their blanket fort wall. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Pharoahbots
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Immortal automatons from the Inspector Spacetime TV show. (Season 4 episode Conventions of Space and Time)
    • S.P.I.D.E.R.
        • New record added 5/3/2022
        • Solar-Powered Infiltration, Delivery, Engagement & Recovery System, Mark II. City College Dean Stephen Spreck’s giant spider robot. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
  • Rules
    • Troy's Law
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • So please approve the Dean's new security measure called "Troy's law," because a camera in the bathroom... Is better than a quarter in your butt. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
  • School Clubs
    • Old Timey Photo Club
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Chang is in an old timey photo on the wall à la The Shining, except it is captioned, “Old Timey Photo Club”. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
  • Schools-Other
    • Fatboy Slim's DJ School
        • New record added 5/5/2022
        • Dean Pelton: Welcome back to Greendale, now ranking fifth on Colorado's alphabetical listing of community colleges. Rest in peace, FatBoy Slim's DJ School. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Sunshine Preschool
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • When Nelson informs the bullies that Bart is his best friend now and therefore off-limits, and Bart tells them to pick on someone smaller and weaker, they head to Sunshine Preschool to wail on toddlers. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Secret Organizations
    • The Pentaverate
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • The world’s oldest and most effective secret society. A benevolent, fully sequestered secret society of five men, who, since 1347, have been experts in their fields. (Season 1 Episode 1)
  • Security Services
    • Mutual of Ohio Risk Management
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Company party at bar Johnny Hideaway's.
    • Safe Bolt
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Locksmith at the Leed family's house when Will is there studying the scene.
  • Shoe Stores
  • Shopping Centers
    • Barnacle Bay Marina
        • New record added 5/10/2022
        • Strip of stores - now closed - on the island in Barnacle Bay. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
    • Middlesex Pavilion Mall
        • New record added 4/30/2022
        • Location of candlelight vigil for celebrity author and motivational speaker Jim Cunningham. (Donnie Darko promotional website)
  • Skating Rinks
    • Roller King
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Roller skating rink from flashback of a young Perry getting into a fight. (Season 1 episode The Unknown)
  • Social Media Apps
    • MugScroll
        • New record added 5/4/2022
        • Professor Duncan: Real fans call him Dave. I got to go backstage once and meet the whole band, everyone... Except Dave. There's a whole album of photos online if you go to... you actually wouldn't be able to access it. I use an older, British form of Facebook called MugScroll. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • Record Scratch
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Abed's new app that plays the sound of a record scratch, which he uses after Jeff exposes Pierce's fiancée as attempting a takeover of Hawthorne Wipes. (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
  • Songs
    • Come on and Supersize It
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • After boy band 7° Degrees Celsius holds a press conference, their new opening act No Refund, actually 'N Sync, performs the song "Come On and Supersize It". (Host Joshua Jackson March 11, 2000, sketch 7° Degrees Celsius)
  • Special Events
    • Kill Hitler Day
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Abe tells a story about throwing a javelin at the 1936 Olympics and hitting a man about to assassinate Adolph Hitler. Adolph Hitler: What is this, Kill Hitler Day? (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Sporting Goods Products
    • Dominex Knee Pads
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • After taking Nappien to help him sleep, Homer creates domino art of his face using the family’s VHS tapes, which he denies doing until he realizes he’s wearing his Dominex brand special domino setting up knee pads. (Season 18 episode Crook and Ladder)
  • Sporting Goods Stores
  • Sports Teams-Mascots
    • Springfield High School Wildcats
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Springfield High School mascot - 16 year old hall monitor Clancy Wiggum: Go Wildcats! (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
  • Stores-Other
    • Just Match-heads
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • An out of control fire heads for stores in the Flammable District of Springfield. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Kevin’s Kindling
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • An out of control fire heads for stores in the Flammable District of Springfield. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
    • Mike’s Methane Mart
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • An out of control fire heads for stores in the Flammable District of Springfield. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
  • Strip Clubs
  • Substances
  • Technology Companies
    • ExtenzaLife
        • New record added 4/21/2022
        • Massive Dynamic executive Mark Young gives a presentation about a company called ExtenzaLife shortly before being attacked by butterflies and throwing himself out the window to his death. (Season 1 episode The Dreamscape)
  • Theater Productions
    • Krustycapades
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Krusty’s Iceskating show featuring Mr. Teeny. Krusty has a poster in his office. (Season 18 episode Yokel Chords)
    • Krusty’s Kristmas on Ice
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Krusty the Clown’s Christmas themed ice skating show. Adults $40 / Children $39. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
  • Thoroughfares-Avenues
    • Raymondson Avenue
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Address of Pierce's doctor in Greendale, Mr. Dr. Benjamin Rosenrosen, M.D., L.L.P., as listed on his official medical records form. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Thoroughfares-Boulevards
    • Strathmore Blvd
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Address of Olivia’s apartment in Brighton, MA. (Season 1 episode No Brainer)
  • Thoroughfares-Drives
    • Fish Smell Drive
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Nelson’s address on his birthday invitation. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Thoroughfares-Highways
    • Highway 88
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • When nobody shows up to Nelson's party but Bart, Nelson asks if traffic is bad and Highway 88 is backed up. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
  • Thoroughfares-Other
    • Apple Valley
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Road Abed mentions when Abed guides the study group in the KFC Eleven Herbs & Space Experience space simulator back to campus.Jeff reports construction on Spring Road, and Abed recommends a left on Apple Valley. (Season 2 episode Basic Rocket Science)
    • Moffett Pass
        • New record added 5/6/2022
        • Where the study group breaks down in Elroy's RV. (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
    • Palm Terrace
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Address of Dexter's apartment in Miami. When Dexter gets married, he moves out and Deb moves in. (Season 4)
    • Path of Doom
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Path in the forest that Marge comes across in the multiplayer online role-playing game Earthland Realms. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
    • Retreat of Destruction
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Path in the forest that Marge comes across in the multiplayer online role-playing game Earthland Realms. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
    • Trail of Death
        • New record added 5/15/2022
        • Path in the forest that Marge comes across in the multiplayer online role-playing game Earthland Realms. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
  • Thoroughfares-Roads
    • Cranesworth Road
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Pierce's address in Greendale. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • Spring Road
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Road Jeff mentions when Abed guides the study group in the KFC Eleven Herbs & Space Experience space simulator back to campus. Jeff reports construction on Spring Road, and Abed recommends a left on Apple Valley. (Season 2 episode Basic Rocket Science)
    • Warm Creek Road
        • New record added 5/17/2022
        • Address on Rhett Abbott’s police record, address of the Abbott ranch. (Season 1 episode The Time)
  • Thoroughfares-Streets
  • Time Travel
    • Chrono-trike
        • New record added 5/12/2022
        • Time machine that Professor Drink invents to go back in time and tell his younger self to take a different path, one that leads to women. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
    • Time Booth
        • New record added 5/2/2022
        • Inspector Spacetime’s time travel ship that Abed mentions. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • X7 Dimensionizer
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Abed as Inspector Spacetime: I am Inspector Spacetime. And I know that which is unknown. Duty-bound to protect a universe of innocent unremarkables, I patrol it in the X7 Dimensionizer with my loyal constable, Reggie. This week, however, Reggie has been forced to go to lunch. So I'm aboard the much crappier H.M.S. Spacetime 12, from the worst season ever, with temporary constable, Geneva. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
  • Toy Products
    • Catch a Rising Krusty Doll
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Item Bart picks to put in the Simpsons' new fireproof safe. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Dragon Flier
        • New record added 4/19/2022
        • Pierce's new drone that he uses to spy on Jeff and Troy and discover their secret trampoline. (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
    • Malibu Stacy Hybrid Convertible
        • New record added 5/14/2022
        • Item Lisa picks to put in the Simpsons' new fireproof safe. It runs on her old makeup and out-of-style shoes. (Season 18 episode Homerazzi)
    • Malibu Stacy Pony Beach Party Set with Sparkle Sand
        • New record added 5/8/2022
        • Toy that Lisa wants for Christmas. (Season 18 episode Kill Gil, Volumes I & II)
  • Toy Stores
    • Vermont Teddy Bear Factory
        • New record added 4/28/2022
        • Homer buys teddy bears while Lisa attends the Wordloaf Literary Conference with Moe. (Season 18 episode Moe'N'a Lisa)
  • Trains
    • The Human Being Railway!
        • New record added 5/1/2022
        • Dean Pelton's into trains now: "Whoo! Whoo! All aboard the Human Being Railway!” (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
  • Transportation Technology
    • Dizray
        • New record added 5/11/2022
        • Teleportation device that Walter worked on previously. (Season 1 episode Ability)
  • Travel Ports
    • Little Hill Field
        • New record added 4/29/2022
        • Abandoned airstrip in Westford, Massachusetts where David Robert Jones is teleported to after Mitchell Loeb sets up receiving equipment. (Season 1 episode Safe)
  • Trivia
    • Alex Starburns' last name. (Season 3 episode Course Listing Unavailable)
    •  Osbourne
       Rhoads
       Wylde
      • Annie's stuffed plush animal frog's name. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
      •  Adam
         Alan
         Nathan
        • Annie's stuffed plush animal kangaroo's name. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
        •  Wendy
           Ruthie
           Charlotte
          • Britta's geriatric cat getting eye surgery. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
          •  Daniel
             Jack
             Samantha
            • Britta’s cat that bites Chang. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
            •  Noam
               Avram
               Chomsky
              • Buzz Hickey's grandson. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
              •  Sebastian
                 Crowley
                 Nagini
                • Chang's number one, a 4'10", 105-pound bucket of piss and zit cream. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
                •  Hal
                   Joshua
                   Ziggy
                  • Dean Pelton's full name. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
                  •  Craig Isadore Pelton
                     Craig Cyril Pelton
                     Dean Theophilus Pelton
                    • Jeff and Annie's child's name when Jeff imagines their future together. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
                    •  Ursula
                       Sebastian
                       Ariel
                      • Jeff mentions that Britta used to have a cat named? (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
                      •  Ida B. Wells
                         Hannah G. Solomon
                         Susan B. Anthony
                        • Jeff's chocolate lab growing up that used to wake him up by licking his feet. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
                        •  Rosie
                           Walter
                           Kevin
                          • Maxine's fish. (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
                          •  Oil and Vinegar
                             Peanut Butter and Jelly
                             Ketchup and Mustard
                            • Mr. burns’ hounds that don’t get along. (Season 18 episode Springfield Up)
                            •  Demon and Wolf
                               Devil and Harvey
                               Shadow and Winston
                              • Mr. Sullivan’s dog’s name. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                              •  Ben
                                 Chang
                                 Kevin
                                • Nadia's cat. (Season 1 episode Nothing in This World Is Easy)
                                •  Grapefruit
                                   Oatmeal
                                   Scrambled Eggs
                                  • Olivia and her sisterfs Aunt Missyfs dog. (Season 1 episode The Transformation)
                                  •  Chip
                                     Roxy
                                     Pebbles
                                    • Olivia and her sister’s Aunt Missy’s hamster. (Season 1 episode The Transformation)
                                    •  Lola
                                       Melissa
                                       Penelope
                                      • Password to the secret backroom where Nadia goes to see Wardog. (Season 1 episode The Great Escape)
                                      •  Jodorowsky's Dune
                                         Jodorowsky's Tusk
                                         Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain
                                        • Pierce's full name. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
                                        •  Piercenald Cornelius Hawthorne
                                           Piercenald Lucius Hawthorne
                                           Piercenald Zaius Hawthorne
                                          • Pierce's German Shepherd growing up that followed him to school every day. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
                                          •  Kevin
                                             Rosie
                                             Walter
                                            • Pierce’s childhood nanny. (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
                                            •  Etta
                                               Minnie
                                               Bessie
                                              • Rick confuses the band Snow Patrol playing over the speakers at the coffee shop Drip for what movie?
                                              •  Smilla's Sense of Snow
                                                 Snowpiercer
                                                 Snow Dogs
                                                • T.R. Francis’ dog - author of Lisa’s fantasy book Angelica Button and the Dragon King’s Trundle Bed. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
                                                •  Lancelot
                                                   Percival
                                                   Galahad
                                                  • Troy’s bird's name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                                  •  Jeff
                                                     Troy
                                                     Abed
                                                    • Troy’s cat’s name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                                    •  Jeff
                                                       Abed
                                                       Troy
                                                      • Troy’s hamster’s name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                                      •  Troy
                                                         Abed
                                                         Jeff
                                                        • What is Starburns' turtle's name? (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
                                                        •  Percy
                                                           Bysshe
                                                           Shelly
                                                          • Young Shirley's nickname when she's playing foosball. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
                                                          •  Massive Mozzarella
                                                             Burly Brie
                                                             Big Cheddar
                                                          • TV News
                                                            • 42 WNKW Boston
                                                                • New record added 5/15/2022
                                                                • TV news report about a wild animal sighting - actually a genetically modified monster. (Season 1 episode Unleashed)
                                                            • CACA News Toronto
                                                                • New record added 5/11/2022
                                                                • TV station where local reporter Ken Scarborough works. (Season 1 Episode 1)
                                                            • KAJE 11
                                                                • New record added 4/19/2022
                                                                • TV news reporter at Greendale for the launch of the space simulator. (Season 2 episode Basic Rocket Science)
                                                          • TV Shows
                                                            • Forensic Files
                                                                • New record added 4/30/2022
                                                                • TV show Shirley mentions, what she says Pierce is probably watching when he's not helping with Dean Pelton's commercial. (Season 3 episode Documentary Filmmaking: Redux) TV show Shirley asks her husband to record for her. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
                                                            • The Nanny (German Version)
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • When one of annoying German bullies laughs evilly in history class, he claims he was recalling a very funny episode of the German version of The Nanny. (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                                            • Rimples and Splikket
                                                                • New record added 5/4/2022
                                                                • Professor Duncan: Do you know Rimples and Splikket? They were the British Laurel and Hardy. Most of their stuff is timeless, but you do need to know that the prime minister went to Oxford, not Cambridge, as the sketch implies. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
                                                            • Tomb Buster
                                                                • New record added 4/28/2022
                                                                • Young Marc and Steven's favorite TV show. (Season 1 episode Asylum)
                                                            • Tying the Not
                                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                                • Abed: When characters feel like the show they're on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer, in Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally W.A.S.P.-y brunette couple with a title like Better with My Worse Half or Awfully Wedded or Tying the Not, but "knot" is spelt without a K, or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get to decide… (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
                                                          • TV Shows-Game Shows
                                                          • TV Shows-Reality TV
                                                          • TV Shows-Specials
                                                            • Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • The study group watches the long lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special with Abed. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
                                                          • TV Shows-Talk Shows
                                                            • Opal
                                                                • New record added 4/28/2022
                                                                • TV talk show, stand-in for Oprah featuring Professor Stein, author of the book The Beyond Wife. (Season 18 episode Ice Cream of aMargie with the Light Blue Hair)
                                                          • TV Stations
                                                            • WPPZ
                                                                • New record added 5/14/2022
                                                                • The Spuckler Family Singers: You’re watching Krusty the Clown on WPPZ in Vero Beach, Florida, home of the AccuCurl Surf Report! (Season 18 episode Yokel Chords)
                                                          • Units of Time
                                                            • Centon
                                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                                • Space Elder Frankie: So sad what happened here, all those centons ago. So sad. So preventable. Space Elder Abed, can you reach backward with your mind and save our species? (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
                                                            • Galactic Time Units
                                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                                • Title card before far future flash forward: Thirty standard galactic time units later (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
                                                          • Universities
                                                            • State University
                                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                                • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
                                                          • Vehicle Models - Aircraft
                                                          • Vehicle Models - Assault
                                                          • Vehicles-Nautical
                                                            • Barnacle Belle
                                                                • New record added 5/10/2022
                                                                • Ferry the Simpsons take out to Barnacle Bay. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
                                                            • The Rotting Pelican
                                                                • New record added 5/10/2022
                                                                • Boat docked at the Barnacle Bay Marina. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
                                                            • S.S. Weekapaug
                                                                • New record added 4/19/2022
                                                                • Rick and Fred's friend Ed's - Admiral Dipshit - boat.
                                                          • Video Games
                                                            • Death Kill City 2: Death Kill Stories
                                                                • New record added 5/14/2022
                                                                • Video game Bart plays at his psychologist Dr. Swanson’s office. (Season 18 episode Yokel Chords)
                                                            • Earthland Realms
                                                                • New record added 5/15/2022
                                                                • When Marge finally gets online, she gets hooked on a multiplayer online role playing game. (Season 18 episode Marge Gamer)
                                                            • SpawnCraft
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Abed recognizes one of the annoying German bullies from the video game SpawnCraft. Abed: Doktor Blitz, knight of the Atlantis Guild, wielder of the four-pronged trident on SpawnCraft? (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                                          • Video Rental
                                                            • Movie Trolley
                                                                • New record added 5/3/2022
                                                                • Troy: Speaking of anniversaries, it is the third anniversary of me and Abed watching Freaky Friday for the first time. Movie Trolley is having an "End of the Video Store Chain Industry" sale, so I got you a six-pack of "body switching" movies and a two-year-old box of Raisinets, all for under five bucks. (Season 4 episode Basic Human Anatomy)
                                                          • Videos
                                                            • Cardboard Rounds Do Catch Fire!!!
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                            • The Deeds of the Leeds
                                                                • New record added 5/9/2022
                                                                • Will Graham finds a Video Memories VHS tape of home memories while studying the crime scene at the Leeds house.
                                                            • Dip Vs. Salsa Debate Solved!!!
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                            • Frozen Food Reviews: Eugenio's Four Cheese
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                            • Necropolis Pizza: Box Too Hard to Open
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                            • Poll Results: Best Way to Open Bag of Chips
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                            • Tips to Keep Temp Up in Frozen Food Aisle
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                                          • Virtual Reality
                                                            • Annie/Annie
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamatorium when Annie says she wants to be alone. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                                            • Greendale Hospital School
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamtorium. It's a sexy emotional school where doctors save lives and make love, often simultaneously. “Our stories, ripped from the headlines. Our passions, unbridled. Our cafeteria, eh…” (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                                            • Troy/Britta
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamatorium to show Annie why Troy and Britta getting together. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                                          • Water
                                                            • Barnacle Bay
                                                                • New record added 5/10/2022
                                                                • Vacation destination where Marge’s family used to rent a beach house every summer. Homer takes the family there, only to find her childhood paradise is now a dump. (Season 18 episode The Wife Aquatic)
                                                            • Springfield Tide Pools
                                                                • New record added 5/8/2022
                                                                • Location of Springfield Elementary school field trip. Nature’s most fecund ecosystem. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
                                                          • Weapons
                                                            • Bling Ring
                                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                                • Weapon visible on Abed's map of Galindor. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
                                                            • The Getbackinator
                                                                • New record added 5/11/2022
                                                                • Tired of being bullied by Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney, the geeks plan their revenge. In the science lab, Martin creates The Getbackinator, a ray gun that makes people perform various playground tortures on themselves such as wedgies and wet willies. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Revenge of the Geeks)
                                                            • Penis Flytrap
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • The deadliest weapon of them all, according to Pierce. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
                                                          • Weapons-Guns
                                                            • Green Meanies
                                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                                • Paintball pellets. Koogler: Let me show you what I've got here. All right, these are blue travelers. I think I've got some sarcastic mellow yellows in here. Those are great. And these are green meanies. They explode on contact, and they mark your target with paint. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
                                                            • Sarcastic Mellow Yellows
                                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                                • Paintball pellets. Koogler: Let me show you what I've got here. All right, these are blue travelers. I think I've got some sarcastic mellow yellows in here. Those are great. And these are green meanies. They explode on contact, and they mark your target with paint. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
                                                          • Websites
                                                            • Cockgobblers.com
                                                                • New record added 4/19/2022
                                                                • Website that Fred left the computer on.
                                                            • The Troy and Abed Podcast
                                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                                • Troy and Abed: It's the Troy and Abed Podcast.
                                                                  Abed: Sponsored by Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the fried chicken skin wrap.
                                                                  Troy: Is it inside? Is it outside? You find out. (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                                          • Wedding Services
                                                            • Wives “R” Us
                                                                • New record added 5/11/2022
                                                                • Wedding chapel where Bart and Darcy almost get married. (Season 18 episode Little big Girl)
                                                          • Words in other Languages
                                                            • Blogon
                                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                                • Thank you in Blorgon. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                                          • Zoos

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