TV Series 1998. Created by Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner and Mark Brazill. Starring Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Tanya Roberts, Don Stark, Lisa Robin Kelly, Tommy Chong and Josh Meyers.
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1Caroline QuotesQuotes

Caroline: Hey Eric- Lookin' good. Call me.


Derek: Ready thyself. On this night we fornicate.


Donna: I hope she didn't give me like slut rabies!

4Eric QuotesQuotes

Eric: Let's turn that frown upside down. Let's have super hot sex, baby.

5Eric & DonnaQuotesQuotes

Eric & Donna
Eric: See Donna, size doesn't matter.
Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me.

6Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys- My balls have holes in them.

7Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - my balls have writing on them.

8Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - My balls are black and blue.

9Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez: Once you go Fez, you never go back. That rhymes in my language.

10Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez: You are not a man!


Hyde: You can't teach someone how to be zen. You can only learn how to be zen.


Hyde: You can say much by saying very little, grasshopper.


Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins.


Hyde: I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.

15Hyde QuotesQuotes

Hyde: I'm an original. I'm a Warhol. You're just a print.

16Hyde & JackieQuotesQuotes

Hyde & Jackie
Hyde: If you really want to get under her skin you have to be zen.
Jackie: Zen? ok, you can't just make up words, Hyde.


Jackie (according to Kelso): Somethin', somethin', never wanna see you again, blah, blah, blah.

18Jackie & FezQuotesQuotes

Jackie & Fez
Jackie: Fez, I'm cold.
Fez: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.

19Jackie Burkhart & Michael KelsoQuotesQuotes

Jackie Burkhart & Michael Kelso
Jackie Burkhart: Michael, I have some bad news... I just found out I have BHD.
Michael Kelso: BHD?
Jackie Burkhart: Yeah, Brittle Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.
Michael Kelso: So... you'll be...
Jackie Burkhart: Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D. No hair, shiny head, bald... And my hair... won't ever grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?


Kelso: What father wouldn't like the guy that's nailing his daughter?

21Kelso QuotesQuotes

Kelso: The unsung heroes of the new west.

22Kelso QuotesQuotes

Kelso (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - I've got ten pound balls.


Laurie: Cosmetology school is too hard!

24Pinciotti ThemesMouth of Madness



Red: Kitty says that if you too want to see each other there's nothing I can do about it, but she's wrong because I can kill you. That's a joke, Kelso. You should laugh when I tell a joke.

26Red QuotesQuotes

Red: Jedi Knight, phhh. Jedi dumbass.


Red: If you don't want to wear your ass for a hat, you'd better get upstairs.


Red: At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack even before I get my jetpack!

29Red & BobQuotesQuotes

Red & Bob
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, wo be quite honest with you.
Red: It's free.

30Red & StevenQuotesQuotes

Red & Steven
Red: Are you taking a beer?
Steven: Hey, focus man! He's dating your daughter!

31Untitled ThemesPleasantville


32Untitled ThemesPleasantville


33Untitled ThemesMouth of Madness


34Untitled ThemesMouth of Madness


35Untitled ThemesPleasantville


36Untitled ThemesPleasantville


37Untitled ThemesPleasantville


38Untitled ThemesPleasantville


39Untitled ThemesPleasantville


40Untitled ThemesPleasantville


41Untitled Themes3-D


42Untitled ThemesFlatliners 2


43Untitled ThemesMouth of Madness


44Untitled ThemesPleasantville


45Where do Eric and Red work together?TriviaQuestions

Where do Eric and Red work together?
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