TV Series 1998. Created by Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner and Mark Brazill. Starring Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Tanya Roberts, Don Stark, Lisa Robin Kelly, Tommy Chong and Josh Meyers.
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1Caroline QuotesQuotes

Caroline
Caroline: Hey Eric- Lookin' good. Call me.

2DerekQuotesQuotes

Derek
Derek: Ready thyself. On this night we fornicate.

3DonnaQuotesQuotes

Donna
Donna: I hope she didn't give me like slut rabies!

4Eric QuotesQuotes

Eric
Eric: Let's turn that frown upside down. Let's have super hot sex, baby.

5Eric & DonnaQuotesQuotes

Eric & Donna
Eric: See Donna, size doesn't matter.
Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me.


6Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys- My balls have holes in them.

7Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - my balls have writing on them.

8Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez
Fez (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - My balls are black and blue.

9Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez
Fez: Once you go Fez, you never go back. That rhymes in my language.

10Fez QuotesQuotes

Fez
Fez: You are not a man!

11HydeQuotesQuotes

Hyde
Hyde: You can't teach someone how to be zen. You can only learn how to be zen.

12HydeQuotesQuotes

Hyde
Hyde: You can say much by saying very little, grasshopper.

13HydeQuotesQuotes

Hyde
Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins.

14HydeQuotesQuotes

Hyde
Hyde: I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.

15Hyde QuotesQuotes

Hyde
Hyde: I'm an original. I'm a Warhol. You're just a print.

16Hyde & JackieQuotesQuotes

Hyde & Jackie
Hyde: If you really want to get under her skin you have to be zen.
Jackie: Zen? ok, you can't just make up words, Hyde.


17JackieQuotesQuotes

Jackie
Jackie (according to Kelso): Somethin', somethin', never wanna see you again, blah, blah, blah.

18Jackie & FezQuotesQuotes

Jackie & Fez
Jackie: Fez, I'm cold.
Fez: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.


19Jackie Burkhart & Michael KelsoQuotesQuotes

Jackie Burkhart & Michael Kelso
Jackie Burkhart: Michael, I have some bad news... I just found out I have BHD.
Michael Kelso: BHD?
Jackie Burkhart: Yeah, Brittle Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.
Michael Kelso: So... you'll be...
Jackie Burkhart: Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D. No hair, shiny head, bald... And my hair... won't ever grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?


20KelsoQuotesQuotes

Kelso
Kelso: What father wouldn't like the guy that's nailing his daughter?

21Kelso QuotesQuotes

Kelso
Kelso: The unsung heroes of the new west.

22Kelso QuotesQuotes

Kelso
Kelso (holding 2 bowling balls): Hey guys - I've got ten pound balls.

23LaurieQuotesQuotes

Laurie
Laurie: Cosmetology school is too hard!

24Pinciotti ThemesMouth of Madness


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25RedQuotesQuotes

Red
Red: Kitty says that if you too want to see each other there's nothing I can do about it, but she's wrong because I can kill you. That's a joke, Kelso. You should laugh when I tell a joke.

26Red QuotesQuotes

Red
Red: Jedi Knight, phhh. Jedi dumbass.

27RedQuotesQuotes

Red
Red: If you don't want to wear your ass for a hat, you'd better get upstairs.

28RedQuotesQuotes

Red
Red: At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack even before I get my jetpack!

29Red & BobQuotesQuotes

Red & Bob
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, wo be quite honest with you.
Red: It's free.


30Red & StevenQuotesQuotes

Red & Steven
Red: Are you taking a beer?
Steven: Hey, focus man! He's dating your daughter!


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42Untitled ThemesFlatliners 2


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43Untitled ThemesMouth of Madness


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44Untitled ThemesPleasantville


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45Where do Eric and Red work together?TriviaQuestions

Where do Eric and Red work together?
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