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12019 Most Beautiful Bass Calendar FOREVER 2018 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

2019 Most Beautiful Bass Calendar
Calendar Oscar gets for free.

2ACME Extra Sticky Glue WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 1988 FilmGoodsOffice Products

ACME Extra Sticky Glue
Cans visible in the ACME warehouse. Valiant uses a can during his fight with Judge Doom, trapping him under a steamroller, which is how he finds out the judge is actually a toon.



3Alan Thicke's World of Ants ALF 1986 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Alan Thicke's World of Ants
Calendar Willie and Lynn give to ALF during his ant farm phase.

4Bart Simpson Calendar THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Bart Simpson Calendar
Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".



3Bart Simpson Notebook THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Bart Simpson Notebook
Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".



3Beststuf Instant Glue GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Beststuf Instant Glue
Glue tube sitting on the desk when Gizmo makes his paperclip weapon.



3Big Pad RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Big Pad
Brand name for one of the big pads of paper in the pile of art supplies for Morty and Jerry's model of the solar system science fair project.



3Boneshredder 2000KENAN AND KEL 1996 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Boneshredder 2000


4Cat-tastrophies Calendar COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Cat-tastrophies Calendar
At the study group Christmas party, Britta is gifted a "Cat-tastrophies" calendar.

5Colonel Gumm's Super Instant Glue Gone BATMAN 1966 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Colonel Gumm's Super Instant Glue Gone


6Connie Chung Calendar THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Connie Chung Calendar
Marge's sisters remind her that Homer's birthday gifts are usually for him, not her, like the calendar he bought her.

7Crazy Bond AMERICAN PIE 2 2001 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Crazy Bond
Jim mistakes crazy glue for lube and ends up in the hospital.



3Derek Zoolander Calendar ZOOLANDER 2001 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Derek Zoolander Calendar
Twenty-one month calendar available if you call now, during the advertisement for Derek Zoolander University of Modeling for Men. Twenty-one all new full-color photographs taken by one of fashion's most outstanding photographers to make the next year and nine months a little more handsome.

4Dharma Initiative Theatrical Glue LOST 2004 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Dharma Initiative Theatrical Glue
Product that Kate finds in the Dharma station The Staff.



3Digg's Co. Ink SAUSAGE PARTY 2016 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Digg's Co. Ink
Generic ink product sold at Shopwell's, from Firewater's flashback tale.



3Draw Stuff RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Draw Stuff
Brand name for one of the big pads of paper in the pile of art supplies for Morty and Jerry's model of the solar system science fair project.



3Duff Calendar THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Duff Calendar
The winner of the Beer-tender of the Year Contest at the Duff Days beer festival gets immortalized on the new Duff calendar.

4Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper
Primary product sold by Dunder Mifflin, eventually manufactured for real, licensed by Comcast and produced and sold by Quill.com, a wholly owned subsidiary of Staples.

5Flylon Spray Paint BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Flylon Spray Paint
Spray paint product. Parody of Krylon.

6Galaxy Glue THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN 1981 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Galaxy Glue
Glue product handled by Vance's advertising company. "Galaxy Glue sticks by you".



3George Foreman Mail Sorter THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

George Foreman Mail Sorter
Homer's mail sorter.

4Girls of Bayside High Swimsuit CalendarSAVED BY THE BELL 1989 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Girls of Bayside High Swimsuit Calendar
Kelly was Miss November, Jesse was Miss July and Lisa was Miss October.

5Gleww MONSTERS UNIVERSITY 2013 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Gleww
Monster version of glue.



3Globe Wax THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Globe Wax
Wax product made specifically for globes that Bart uses to clean Mrs. Krabappel's classroom globe during detention.

4Glue THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Glue
Generic adhesive Homer and Bart use to prank former president George Bush with a rainbow clown wig.

5Glue Stick THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Glue Stick
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save that Milhouse uses in place of hair gel to impress Lisa.

6Gluzit POKER FACE 2023 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Gluzit
Super glue that Marge gives Charlie.



3Haunted Typewriter RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Haunted Typewriter
Item sold at Needful Things that generates best selling murder mysteries and then makes those murders happen in real life.



3Heatherton C815 Copy Center LOST 2004 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Heatherton C815 Copy Center
When Liam doesn't return to the band, Charlie takes a job selling copy machines. The Heatherton C815 Copy Center's leading scan offerings combine the benefits of document capture with instant delivery anywhere, anytime.

4Highland EpoxyUPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE 1998 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Highland Epoxy
NEW! Highland Epoxy is the super-gripper, quick-action stick-fast for all your workingman's adhesion needs!

5Highlight Marker THE LEGO MOVIE 2014 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Highlight Marker
Generic highlighter pen.



3The Hotties of the Paleontology Departme... FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

The Hotties of the Paleontology Department
Calendar from joke Chandler makes about a comment one of Ross's students made on his evaluation.

4Hula Housepaints COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Hula Housepaints
Pierce spills Hula brand paint, and hallucinates hula dancers when the paint fumes affect him.

5Jordan Chase Home Office Accessories DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Jordan Chase Home Office Accessories
Jordan Chase branded office products available for purchase at the The Jordan Chase Experience Seminar.



3Kitten Kalendar THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Kitten Kalendar
The Simpsons visit Springfield Mall to return the gifts Bart got them - Kitten Kalendars.

4Klondike Paper G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO 1982 Comic BooksGoodsOffice Products

Klondike Paper
The Joes manage to snap a photo of proof that Cobra is building Terror Dromes in Benzheen - on Klondike paper.



3Kronk THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Kronk
Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.



3Krusty the Clown Calendar THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Krusty the Clown Calendar
Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room.

4Krusty's Legal Forms THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Krusty's Legal Forms
The Canyonero guys offer Krusty a fully loaded Canyonero sports utility vehicle if he signs an endorsement contract.

5Label Baby Junior SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Label Baby Junior
Label maker model that Elaine gives dentist Tim Whatley, and Tim re-gifts to Jerry.

6Memo Minder RISKY BUSINESS 1983 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Memo Minder
Future Enterprisers was the young businessmen's group that Joel belonged to. He was required to come up with a product and market it. He came up with the Memo Minder.



3Mighty Stick Glue THE PRETENDER 1996 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Mighty Stick Glue
The director of the Blaster Beer commercial campaign won a Clio award directing a Mighty Stick Glue spot.

4Oscar Meyer Periodic Table THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Oscar Meyer Periodic Table
Springfield Elementary uses promotional teaching aides featuring the element bolgnium.

5Paddy's Nudie Pen IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Paddy's Nudie Pen
Paddy's Pub merchandise, a nudie pen with Dennis' face taped over the face.

6Pantera 5150 THE SHIELD 2002 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Pantera 5150
Copier brand that Vic mentions, while pretending to be a copier salesman.

7Paper Clips THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Paper Clips
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.

8Papyr THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Papyr
Paper for women. Stanley's idea for a new Dunder Mifflin product. "It's pink, scented, and silky soft. Now you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister."

9Pneumatiluxe Control CenterHARVEY BIRDMAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW 2000 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Pneumatiluxe Control Center
An air tube system.

10Popli THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Popli
Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.



3Poster Paint THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Poster Paint
Lisa pranks Homer and Bart, covering them with painted oats, tricking them into thinking they have leprosy to teach them a lesson.

4Propane Calendar 1997 KING OF THE HILL 1997 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Propane Calendar 1997
Calendar on Hank's wall.

5Renewal Scroll Inscription Pen STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Renewal Scroll Inscription Pen
Quark sells genuine platinum-plated Renewal Scroll inscription pens at the Bajoran Gratitude Festival, blessed by Vedek Redab himself, shortly before he passed away. Each pen is engraved with the words, "Deep Space Nine's Third Annual Gratitude Festival", today's date, and a lovely portrait of the station by Ermat Zimm.

6Rolamech 1000 SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Rolamech 1000
Mechanical pencil that Elaine orders for Mr. Pitt.

7Rubber Bands THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Rubber Bands
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.

8Rubber Cement THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Rubber Cement
Principal Skinner rubs generic rubber cement on Willy to represent the ravages of plague for his role in the Medieval festival.

9Sabre Printer DEXTER 2006 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Sabre Printer
A Sabre printer from the Office is used at the Miami Metro Police Department.



3The Sensitive Guys Calendar NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

The Sensitive Guys Calendar
Calendar Christine ordered that arrives in the mail.

4Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Shoepolish of the Outhouse Typing Paper
Office product.

5Shred-o-maticPARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE 1990 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Shred-o-matic
Shredder brand.

6Shredder 2000TRUTH 1999 AdvertisingGoodsOffice Products

Shredder 2000


7The Siskel & Ebert Calendar THE CRITIC 1994 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

The Siskel & Ebert Calendar
Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.

8Speedy GlueSNICKERS 1930 AdvertisingGoodsOffice Products

Speedy Glue
One of the commercials from the 'not going anywhere for a while' campaign.

9Sticky Quips THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Sticky Quips
Post-it Note type product. New from Dunder Mifflin-Sabre.

10Super Adhesive Industrial Glue FAMILY GUY 1999 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Super Adhesive Industrial Glue
Brian and Stewie get glued together.

11Super Glue THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Super Glue
Back on the Springfield University campus, Homer attempts to prank the dean, but is interrupted by fraternity guys playing a prank on him. "Last in grades, first in pranks"

12Super Glue THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 2007 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Super Glue
Generic glue Homer uses to scale the dome over Springfield.



3Swingline Red Stapler OFFICE SPACE 1999 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Swingline Red Stapler
Red was not an option at the time, but after the movie came out, Swingline produced a red stapler.



3T-71 FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

T-71
Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.

4Testor's Airplane Glue THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Testor's Airplane Glue
Abe Simpson: I'll take any test you want - eye test, Pap test, memory test, memory test, Vinnie Testaverde, Ferrari Testarossa, President's Physical Fitness Test, Sealtest Ice Cream, Testor's Airplane Glue...

5Tourist Film THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Tourist Film
Film product sold at Kwik-E-Mart.

6Twice the Life JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY 1993 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Twice the Life
Lightbulb brand.



3Un-Glu Mineral Spirits THE LEGO MOVIE 2014 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Un-Glu Mineral Spirits
Brand of Mineral Spirits that Finn and The Man Upstairs use as "the antidote for the Kragle".



3Wacko Stick FANTASTIC MR. FOX 2009 Animated FilmGoodsOffice Products

Wacko Stick
Mr. Fox's master plan involves lacing blueberries with 10mg of high potency sleeping powder - enough to tranquilize a gorilla, sealing them back up using Waco Stick brand of glue, and tossing them into Boggis' farm to put his beagles to sleep.



3Wallace FlowrightLAURA 1944 FilmGoodsOffice Products

Wallace Flowright
Fountain pen.

4Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4 THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

Weyerhammer Paper Airstream Deluxe A4
New product by Weyerhammer Paper. The Cadillac of paper.

5X-50 FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

X-50
Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.

6X-5000 FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesGoodsOffice Products

X-5000
Copier machine that Chloe mentions: I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.










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