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  • Quotes

    • Adolf Hitler
      • Adolf Hitler: And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered, or disappear without a trace, like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert of insignificance. To put it plainly. Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.
      • Adolf Hitler: What? Of course you can. Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular and you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're 10 years old, but you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met. Not to mention the fact you're really good looking. So you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay?
      • Adolf Hitler: Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit. we'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through, straight into a pit full of piranhas, and, and lava and bacon. Why, she won't know what hit her.
      • Adolf Hitler: Oh I've got to go. We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
      • Adolf Hitler: Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. "Oh, this guy's a lunatic!" "Oh, look at that psycho! He's gonna get us all killed!"

    • Captain Klenzendorf
      • Captain Klenzendorf: Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up. The girls will practice important womanly duties such as dressing wounds, making beds and learning how to get pregnant.

    • Fraulein Rahm
      • Fraulein Rahm: Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news. You've just been promoted, and you get your own pistol. Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.

    • Jojo
      • Jojo: Fuck off, Hitler.

    • Rosie
      • Rosie: You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.

    • Yorki & Jojo
      • Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. I mean like that's bad, right?
        Jojo: Sex with dogs?
        Yorki: Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.

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