Home | SOURCES | Bogus Business Bureau | Fictitious Timeline | Themes Sausage PartyAll Sources  SAUSAGE PARTY 2016 Animated Film  Fictitious Timeline   Fake events on real dates (5) Select Year: 2005 (1)2013 (1)2016 (3)   [+]     Bogus Business Bureau    (180) Select Category: Alcohol (17)Baked Goods (4)Beer (11)Beverages (8)Books (3)Breakfast Cereal (4)Candy (6)Cheese (3)Chips and Crackers (7)Coffee (2)Condiments (26)Fairs, Festivals and Parades (1)Food (40)Fruits and Vegetables (9)Grocery Stores (1)Housewares (2)Ice Cream (3)Magazines (1)Meat (10)Movies (1)Musicians (1)Nightlife (1)Office Products (1)Personal Care Products (2)Pet Products (2)Pizza Parlors (1)Publishing Companies (1)Restaurants (2)Soft Drinks (7)Tobacco Products (1)Websites (1)Wine (1)   [+]     Quotes    (18) Select Speaker: Baby Carrot (1)Barry (1)Brenda (1)Douche (3)Druggie (1)Firewater (3)Frank (1)Gum (2)Lavash (2)Teresa (1)Troy (1)Twink (1)   [-]    Quotes Baby Carrot Baby Carrot: For the love of shit, run! Barry Barry: Make it rain. Brenda Brenda: Yeah. Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you? Here's my impression of that happening: "Oh! Oh! Is he in there yet? Oh, I can't feel him! I don't think he's in there! Oh, wait he is!" It's so sad! I bet you jackrabbit for a quick fifteen seconds. Douche Douche: I sucked a juice box's dick, and I'm shoved up a God's asshole, and this is the weirdest thing that I've done so far, bro! Douche: The G-O-D is D-T-D, dude. Down to douche! Douche: Where's that fucking sausage? Because this douche is D-T-F-S-U. Down to fuck a sausage up! Druggie Druggie: Whoa! The bath salts are showing me the real world! It fuckin' lifted the veil of non-reality! Firewater Firewater: We the Non-Perishables created a story, the story of the Great Beyond. A place where the Gods care for you, and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true. Firewater: The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons. Firewater: The melody came to me one night when I was getting super, super, super baked. Like fuck-a-guy, baked. You know what I'm saying? Frank Frank: By the time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son. Gum Gum: I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me... Gum. Gum: The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension. The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him. We are totally fucked. Lavash Lavash: We will tell stories of your idiocy. Lavash: I am Kareem Abdul Lavash! And what I currently care about is that I have been completely and utterly fucked out of being in the Great Beyond. I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil waiting for me. I am destined to soak up their sweet juices as they dribble down my flaps. Teresa Teresa: I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco. Troy Troy: Well, Barry, I guess now you're weird and a pussy! Add that to your list of accomplishments. Twink Twink: Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!  Themes    (2)  [+]    The Fiction Empire / FictionEmpire.com Concept & Design by MADASIAM Productions © 1999. All Rights Reserved.