- Huxley: Chief, you can take this job and you can shovel it.
- Huxley & John Spartan
- Huxley: I'm with you. Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away. Blow this guy away.
- John Spartan
- John Spartan: Heads up!
- John Spartan: Is it cold in here, or is just me?
- John Spartan: You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life - both seconds of it.
- John Spartan: Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.
- Raymond Cocteau & John Spartan
- Raymond Cocteau: Be well.
John Spartan: Be fucked.
- Simon Phoenix
- Simon Phoenix: Look in my eyes - I'll see you in Hell!
- Simon Phoenix: That's who you remind me of, an evil Mr. Rogers… Will you please kill him? He's pissing me off.
- Simon Phoenix: Say hello to my little friend!
- Simon Phoenix: Look, I don't need a history lesson. Come on, Hal, Where are the goddamn guns?
- Simon Phoenix: This is the best day of my life.
- Simon Phoenix: No free rides!