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  • Amusement Parks

    • L.A.I.R.E.
      • Live Action Interactive Role-Playing Explorers. Divided into countries fighting a never ending war to control the realm. A fantasy world where anything is possible.

  • Automotive Services

    • Jack & Sons
      • Towing service that tries to tow away the Minotaur truck at the middle school.

  • Beverages

    • Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink
      • Energy drink company where Danny and Wheeler work. "Taste the beast!", "Stay off drugs! Minotaur!", "Drugs bad. Energy drinks good", "Nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can", "By the way, this stuff's poison".

  • Books

    • Anne of Piss Gables
      • Piss version of Anne of Green Gables from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

    • Piss Eggs and Ham
      • Piss version of Green Eggs and Ham from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Charities

    • Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation
      • Charity Minotaur donates money to keep kids off drugs.

  • Clothing Stores

    • Renaissance Plus
      • Joke Davith makes at Burger Hole in a deleted scene. "Nice doublet. Where'd you get it - Renaissance Plus?"

  • Coffee Shops

    • Coffee Xpress
      • Role Models version of Starbucks coffee shop, where Danny congratulates the barista for being stupid in three languages.

  • Comic Books

    • Adventures of the Booby Watcher
      • Ronnie's comic book about himself.

    • The Piss Lantern
      • Piss version of Green Lantern from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Doctors

    • Dr. I'm-full-of-shit
      • Joke Sweeny makes when Danny and Wheeler arrive at her office - Well if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit. "Which one of us has the PHD?"

  • Fairs, Festivals and Parades

    • Burning City Festival
      • Wheeler's T-shirt.

  • Fast Food

    • The Burger Hole
      • Burger joint across from the L.A.I.R.E. fields where the King eats before every battle. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.

    • Grog & Ale Shoppe
      • Medieval shop seen at L.A.I.R.E.

  • Insurance Services

    • Davith of Glencracken
      • Davith sells insurance - gives Beth his card and tells her all about it in a deleted scene.

  • Legal Services

    • Beth
      • Danny's girlfriend Beth is a lawyer.

  • Menu Items

    • Vow of Silence Jalapeņo Poppers
      • Menu item at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.

  • Motor Vehicles

    • The Minotaur Mobile
      • No description available

  • Movies

    • The Piss Mile
      • Piss version of Tom Hanks film The Green Mile from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Music

    • Piss
      • Alternate piss version of R.E.M. album Green from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Musicians

    • Piss Day
      • Piss version of Green Day from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Nonprofit Organizations

    • Pisspeace
      • Piss version of Greenpeace from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Pizza Parlors

    • Chip Monk Charlie's
      • Role Models version of Chuck E. Cheese - where Danny and Wheeler take their littles. Home of Charlie, the chipmunk monk!

  • Political Parties

    • Piss Party
      • Piss version of Green Party from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Primary Schools

    • Blue Valley Middle School
      • School where Danny has his breakdown and drives the Minotaur truck onto the school horse statue.

    • Morgan Elementary
      • The woman Wheeler meets at the party is a teacher from Morgan Elementary.

    • Westside Academy
      • One of the schools that Danny and Wheeler visit to promote the Minotaur energy drink.

  • Sporting Events

    • The Battle Royale
      • The big war between all countries in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.

  • Sports Teams - Other

    • Piss Bay Packers
      • Piss version of Green Bay Packers from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

    • Pissburgh Steelers
      • Piss version of Pittsburgh Steelers from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Taxi Service

    • West La Taxi Co.
      • No description available

  • Toys and Games

    • Whac-A-Monk
      • Game at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.

  • TV Shows

    • The Tom Piss Show
      • Piss version of The Tom Green Show from extended "Green Piss" scene where Danny and Wheeler ad lib a bunch of piss jokes.

  • Youth Programs

    • Sturdy Wings
      • Community program like Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
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