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    • Angel
      • Angel: It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow-empty rooms, shuddered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead.
      • Angel: They leave no paper trail, no records. That's incriminating enough. (Season 2 episode Lie To Me)
      • Angel: It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead. (Season 2 episode Passion)
      • Angel: But she's so cute and helpless. Really a turn-on. (Season 2 episode Innocence)
      • Angel: Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous. (Season 2 episode Lie To Me)
      • Angel: Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure. (Season 1 episode Invisible Girl)
      • Angel: I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws.

    • Anya
      • Anya: Bunnies frighten me.

    • Buffy Summers
      • Buffy Summers: To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?
      • Buffy Summers: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence, do I?
      • Buffy Summers: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
      • Buffy Summers: I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies.
      • Buffy Summers: Now, we can do this the hard way, or.well, actually there's just the hard way.You sure? It's not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content.
      • Buffy Summers: You know, I just, I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, 'Hey, what's with all this sin?' I need to change. I'm. I'm dirty. I'm bad, with the sex, and the envy, and that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover!
      • Buffy Summers: I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not gonna get way extracurricular with it.
      • Buffy Summers: I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years, just waiting for a good fight. (Season 2 episode Dark Ages)
      • Buffy Summers: I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.
      • Buffy Summers: There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity. Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire. Any way, he's got one of those really thick necks and all I've got is a little Exacto knife.
      • Buffy Summers: Cool, crossbow, check out these babies. Goodbye stakes! Helloooo flying fatality.
      • Buffy Summers: If you're so amped about hell, why don't you go there?
      • Buffy Summers: But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting. All groin, no brain. Three billion of ya' passin' around the same worn out urge.
      • Buffy Summers: It is a sham, but it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham.
      • Buffy Summers: Big faker.
      • Buffy Summers: I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone.
      • Buffy Summers: I see your Gyughhh and raise you a Nyaghhh!
      • Buffy Summers: I figured there were all sorts of things that vampires couldn't do. You know, like work for the telephone company or volunteer for the Red Cross or have little vampires.
      • Buffy Summers: Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it?
      • Buffy Summers: Maybe you need to make the first move. (Season 2 episode Phases)
      • Buffy Summers: What guy could resist your wily Willow charms? (Season 2 episode Phases)
      • Buffy Summers: Destructo-Girl, that's me!
      • Buffy Summers: So that would be the literal kind of 'sucked into Hell'. Neat.
      • Buffy Summers: I'd say it's nice to see you but we both know that's a big fib.
      • Buffy Summers: Right now I'm imagining you in jail.You're wearing a big orange suit and - oh, look! The guards are beating you up.
      • Buffy Summers: Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?
      • Buffy Summers: Private school? You mean, like jackets and kilts? You want me to get field hockey knees?

    • Cordelia Chase
      • Cordelia Chase: Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs? (Season 2 episode Halloween)
      • Cordelia Chase: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.

    • Giles
      • Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway.
      • Giles: If your identity as the Slayer is revealed it could put you and all those around you in grave danger.

    • Vampire Willow
      • Vampire Willow: Oh, fuck.
      • Vampire Willow: There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You've seen it before, you know what it means. (Season 2 episode Becomings Part 2)

    • WIllow
      • Willow: You're gonna live forever, you don't have time for a cup of coffee? (Season 2 episode Reptile Boy)

    • Willow
      • Willow: I'll crack him like an egg. (Season 2 episode Go Fish)
      • Willow: Oh, great! I'm so the 'net girl. (Season 2 episode Lie To Me)
      • Willow: Ours is a forbidden love.
      • Willow: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life. (Season 2 episode Inca Mummy Girl)
      • Willow: I think the spell worked. I felt something go through me. (Season 2 episode Becomings Part 2)
      • Willow: My world is all askew.
      • Willow: Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me? (Season 2 episode Lie To Me)
      • Willow: I shall confront and expel all evil. (Season 2 episode I Only Have Eyes For You)
      • Willow: Love makes you do the wacky. (Season 2 episode Some Assembly Required)
      • Willow: He makes my head go tingly.
      • Willow: I'm not supposed to have boys in my room. (Season 2 episode Lie To Me)
      • Willow: I'm not afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not. (Season 1 episode Nightmares)
      • Willow: The trick is not to leave any marks. (Season 2 episode Go Fish)
      • Willow: Was if one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair? (Season 2 episode Reptile Boy)
      • Willow: Yeah! You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!
      • Willow: I will get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood. (Season 2 episode Becomings Part 1)
      • Willow: Oh, okay, this is nice.and scary.
      • Willow: I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes, dead or alive. (Season 2 episode Passion)
      • Willow: Well, apparently, the secret ingredient is not love. (Season 2 episode Ted)
      • Willow: Malcolm! Remember me, your girlfriend? I think it's time we break up. But maybe we can still be friends.
      • Willow: Do you wanna' make out with me? (Season 2 episode Innocence)
      • Willow: I mean, he said he was gonna' wait until I was ready, but.I'm ready, honest. I'm good to go, here. (Season 1 episode Nightmares)
      • Willow: It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smootchies. (Season 2 episode Phases)
      • Willow: I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place.

    • Willow & Buffy Summers
      • Willow: Carpe diem. You told me that once.
        Buffy Symmers: Fish of the day?
        Willow: Not carp, carpe. It means "seize the day."
        Buffy Summers: Right. I think we're going to. Seize it. Once you get to a certain point, then seizing is sort of inevitable.
        (Season 2 episode Surprise)

    • Xander
      • Xander: That's it! I'm tired of always being the one eating insects and getting the funny syphilis! From now on, I'm not going to be anyone's butt-monkey!
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