- Quotes
- Granny
- Granny: Don't forget to wash your balls.
- Iqbal
- Iqbal: Do it for pride, the rest will come... including the girl.
- Russell
- Russell: Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we, Chuck E. Cheese-istian?
- Russell: Check it out guy, he's the alpha male of the store. Chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions, kings of the desert. And you, you're just a little tiny field mouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he's banging your chick. Oh wait a minute, box boy... you're like the little hairy nut sack on the little hairy field mouse swinging back and forth while he's banging your chick.
- Russell: You're like the drummer from REO Speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
- Russell: Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
- Vince
- Vince: What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you.
- Zack
- Zack: Good luck murdering your husband.
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