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  • Pest Control Products

    • ACME Deadly Mouse Poison
      • ACME branded pest control product from the Baby Herman cartoon Somethin's Cookin'. Baby Herman stands on a box to get closer to the cookies on top of the fridge.

    • Acme Rat Trap
      • Chief Wiggum tries to catch what he thinks is a giant rat that's loose in Springfield Mall, actually Bart and Milhouse hiding out for a week instead of going to camp. (Season 11 episode Last Tap Dance in Springfield)

    • Ant Out
      • Pest control product Matthew sets off in the break room (Season 3 episode Awards Show)

    • Ant Poison
      • New record added 3/14/2023
      • Homer mistakes a generic can of ant poison for spray on tan when Lisa’s friends come over. (Season 20 episode Father Knows Worst)

    • Badger Blaster
      • One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!" (Season 1 episode Dr. Jay)

    • Bee-gone African strength
      • Bug spray that Homer uses in the Springfield Nature Preserve. (Season 11 episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddly)

    • Blair Witch Repellent
      • Alternate fictional version of a real board game. Marge Simpson: Well, looks like we got everything for Bart's camping trip - Blair Witch Repellent, antler saw, and Deep Woods Scrabble. (Season 11 episode Last Tap Dance in Springfield)

    • Bug Bomb
      • The plant closes for fumigation. Mr. Burns sets off a can labeled Bug Bomb. (Season 12 episode The Computer Wore Menace Shoes)

    • Bug Motel
      • Pest control product that Jarod buys in order to attract cockroaches, Stand-in for Roach Motel. (Season 1 episode A Virus Among Us)
      • The Flying Virgin had fingernails painted bright pink with white tips. A French manicure, some witnesses call it. The Flying Virgin used a ca of Bug-Off insect fogger, and across the blue New Mexican sky, she wrote: STOP HAVING BABYS.

    • Buggout
      • Pest control spray. Selma cuts out a coupons the night she hangs out with Homer and Marge while Patty goes out with Principal Skinner. (Season 2 episode Principal Charming)

    • Charlotte's Dead Spider Poison
      • Pest control product in the Simpson garage that Homer sprays on his face to kill the spiders crawling on him. (Season 16 episode Mobile Homer)

    • Edmund Scientific Co. Locusts
      • Homer and Bart release locusts in the sewer beneath former president George Bush's house. (Season 7 episode Two Bad Neighbors)

    • The Get Out of Here Mousetrap
      • A unique breakthrough, because after it traps a rodent, it chemically cremates. No flame, no noise, no mouse.

    • Guaranteed Bug Killer
      • The police chief has this little wooden box on his desk called a Guaranteed Bug Killer. You're supposed to put the bug inside and slam it shut.

    • Harry's Squid-be-Gone
      • In the top left part of the panel there's Harry's Squid-be-Gone store. The phone's ringing. Sign on door reads 'Back in a jiffy'. In the bottom right part of the panel there's a man being attacked by a squid.

    • Jay Sherman Roach Spray
      • Pest control product - it makes roaches look like Jay Sherman (Season 1 episode A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera)

    • Kill-Kwik Rat Poison
      • New record added 3/12/2023
      • Homer watches the Springfield Isotopes play the Utica Mohawks in the Mid-Atlantic Hockey League Conference semi-final do-over game, taking place in Utica’s Kill-Kwik Rat Poison Arena. (Season 20 episode Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe)

    • Kill'M
      • Pest control product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press. "Brought home more than you bargained for? Terminate the problem with Kill'M"

    • Krusty's Anti-Bedbug Spray
      • Doll in Maggie's room. "Don't let the bedbugs bite. Krusty's Anti-Bedbug Spray sold separately. May contain poison.” (Season 19 episode Midnight Cowboy)

    • Mauzr
      • Rachel and Jack's father's pest control product. "The autonomous rodent control solution", "Based on authentic rodent thought patterns!" (Season 5 episode Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too)

    • McGuire's Rat Poison
      • What Barry Allen used to revive Oliver. (Season 2)

    • Petchow Brand Rat Poison
      • Hi! I'm Hank Petchow. I love my dog, and I love taking care of him. But as much as I like feeding ol' Shep here every morning, there's some animals I'd rather not feed – rodents, mice, rats. I hate them. That's why I developed this. Petchow Brand Rat Poison. Petchow's the only rat poison deadly enough to carry my name – Petchow. And Petchow's the most powerful rat poison on the market. In fact, it's so strong, it could easily kill an animal much larger than any rat you'll ever see - instantly. (episode Tom Arnold 1996)

    • Rat Poison
      • Generic pest control product seen in The Nice Man Giveth, the play that the children of Springfield Elementary put on in order to try to get Mr. Burns to donate money to the school. (Season 11 episode Grift of the Magi)

    • Spot Insect Killer
      • Pest control product for sale in Loomis Hardware - guaranteed to terminate every insect in the world.

    • Spray-A-Bug
      • Pest control product in the grocery store when Jarod goes shopping for ways to attract cockroaches. (Season 1 episode A Virus Among Us)

    • Wolf Be Gone
      • Scheduled to be tested. Easy-grip bottle. Bottle may jam. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.

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