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  • Museums

    • Air Crash Museum
      • "Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise, my lawn was full of bodies, just a gatherin' up the flies. A big ol' jet liner had dropped from out of the sky. Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't believe my eyes. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly, loadin' up my tractor, gonna take the bodies inside. Betty Lou will bring the sawdust, and I've got the formaldehyde, I'm callin' up my neighbors, tTell 'em all to drop by. A body stuffin' party, and we'll bake some kidney pie. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly. We'll have our own Air crash museum, people lined for miles, just to see 'em. Jim Croce's in the corner, the Big Bopper's by the stairs. Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen, but nobody cares. (song Air Crash Museum)

    • Alberta, Canada Carriage Museum
      • After kidnapping Richard Dean Anderson, Patty and Selma show him photos from their vacations. (Season 17 episode Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore)

    • The Alco-Hall of Fame
      • A museum at the Duff Days beer festival, featuring famous drunk animatronic historical figures including Babe Ruth and Ben Franklin. (Season 11 episode Pygmoelian)

    • The American Museum
      • Colonel Wilcox from the Secret Department of Investigation S.D.I. calls upon the Justice League to help prevent Professor Baffles from carrying his threat of stealing French lithographs. The Super Friends stake out the American Museum. (Season 1 episode The Baffles Puzzle)

    • The Ancient Gallery
      • Song: The End. The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall.

    • The Bad Place Hall of Fame
      • Where Michael hopes they'll hang his picture once he pulls off his experiment, right next to the guy that invented bees with teeth. (Season 2 episode Dance Dance Resolution)

    • Bajoran Central Archives
      • Archive from various episodes.
      • Kira is contacted regarding a study on the Elemspur Detention Center for the Bajoran Central Archives because their records indicate that Kira was there, though she has no recollection of ever having been there. (Season 3 episode Second Skin)
      • Odo checks with the Bajoran Archives, learning that they do have a Marritza on record as being a filing clerk at the forced labor camp Gallitep. He also checks with the military academy on Kora II, learning that Marritza has been teaching filing there, just as he claims. (Season 1 episode Duet)

    • Baldwin Museum of Science
      • A fictional company in the documentation and training material for Microsoft products.

    • Barbie Museum
      • Museum where Randy and his family stop, a museum memorializing infamous SS Klaus Barbie, not the Barbie doll.

    • Bill's Secret Repository of Tasty Ted-bits and Fond Ted-memberances
      • Joke Bill makes to recently departed coworker Ted's friend. "Then walk this way through the gates of Ted-dom into Bill's secret repository of tasty Ted-bits and fond Ted-memberances.” (Season 4 episode Copy Machine)

    • Bisque Museum
      • Near apartment building where Green Arrow goes looking for The Doll Maker.

    • Boston Children's Science Center
      • Walter and Astrid visit the Boston Children's Science Center, where Walter scares some children and has his season pass revoked. (Season 2 episode What Lies Below)

    • Boston Museum of Amphibian Art
      • Museum name at the bottom of the Claude Monet print in Diane's apartment. (Season 6 episode Feel-Good Story)

    • Bowlers Hall of Fame
      • Museum in St. Louis, Missouri that Marge mentions, from Simpson family vacation featuring a car shaped like a giant bowing pin. (Season 2 episode Principal Charming)

    • The Bra Museum
      • Joke June makes to Kase when Kase is working on her giant superbra. (Season 1 episode Another Place)

    • Brooklyn Museum of Industry
      • Captain Holt and his new assistant Gordon attend the barrel-making exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum of Industry. (Season 6 episode The Honeypot)

    • Brundle Museum of Natural History
      • Joke Brundle makes about where he stores the parts of his body that are falling off.

    • California Museum of Anthropology
      • Stoney, Dave and Link attend the high school field trip the California Museum of Anthropology, where Link is disturbed by the Early Man exhibit.

    • The Canal Days Museum
      • Temporary museum set up in Bassey Park during Derry's Canal Days Festival.

    • Chico Museum of History
      • John's girlfriend is a tour guide at the Chico Museum of History. There is a history museum in Chico, California, but it is just called the Chico History Museum.

    • Childrarium
      • Learning center attraction for children at the Springfield Museum of Natural History. (Season 2 episode Lisa's Substitute)

    • Comedians Hall of Fame
      • At the Gotham City Museum of Modern Art. episode The joker is wild.

    • Crying Land
      • On the world where Rembrandt's counterpart was the King, there's a shrine for the Crying Man in Memphis. (Season 1 episode The King is Back)

    • Dame Gervin's Misshapen Celebrity Castle
      • Museum in Indiana, where Madame Tussaud sends all of its failed wax figures, and if you can figure out who it is, you get to take it home. (Season 3 episode Indianapolis)

    • The Dandlin Annex
      • Vince Vaughn stays in an art exhibit because all the hotels are booked in Berlin. Business Man 42!

    • DeJong Museum
      • Museum mentioned in San Francisco Chronicle newspaper article featuring a ninja sword exhibit - updated to actual DeYoung Museum in the following issue (Issue #84 Converging Destinies)

    • Delphi Museum of the Colonies
      • Museum in the city of Delphi on Caprica.
      • Starbuck meets up with Helo and Boomer. (Season 2 episode Scattered)
      • Starbuck returns to Caprica to retrieve the Arrow of Apollo from the Delphi Museum of the Colonies. (Season 1 episode Kobol's Last Gleaming)

    • Dennison Museum
      • New record added 3/12/2023
      • Museum in Boston where Jarod has been pretending to be an archeology professor while researching a mysterious symbol referred to as the 'crazy eights', featuring eight skulls. (episode Island of the Haunted)

    • The Dinkum Firearm and Historic Weaponry Museum
      • Museum that Lewis Dinkin plans to open in Sommerton Junction.

    • Dinosaur Grotto
      • Tours of working dinosaur dig. Where Dinosaur Neil works as chief paleontologist. (Season 1 episode The Tick Vs. Dinosaur Neil)

    • Doc Hudson Racing Museum
      • Museum in Radiator Springs dedicated where Lightning and Mater hang out when Lightning returns home after winning his 4th Piston Cup.

    • Dynamite Museum
      • The car chase between the Day Family and the Night Family triggers an explosion that takes out the Gasoline Factory, the Dynamite Museum and a Dry Leaf Storage facility. (Season 6 episode Night Family)

    • Edison Museum
      • Museum. 
T-shirt with picture of a lightbulb for sale at the gift shop in the Edison Museum: "Screw This". (Season 2 episode Wizard of Evergreen Terrace)

    • The Esmerelda Bing International Doll Museum
      • Niles asks Frasier to donate money to a charity ball, but when it comes time for Frasier to write the check, Niles mentions a film museum (Season 4 episode Roz's Turn)

    • Evil Minds Research Museum
      • Nickname for the room at the Quantico FBI office where Brian gets set up - where the FBI keeps the journals and paintings and weird trophies from serial killers they've caught. (Season 1 episode Stop Me Before I Hug Again)

    • Flugelheim Museum
      • Museum in Gotham City where the Joker set a trap for Vicki and vandalized artwork until Batman arrived to rescue Vicki.

    • G. McFetridge Planetarium
      • Planetarium where Gregory Stark has a heart attack - and Gloria saves him. Actually restaurant and museum called Vista House near Portland, Oregon.

    • Galactic Museum
      • New record added 3/17/2023
      • Dr. Pershing’s droid taxi driver recommends the Galactic Museum on Coruscant. There is a new exhibit on hyperdrive technology. (Season 3 episode Chapter 19 The Covert)

    • Golden State Natural History Museum
      • Home of the Hugo Reyes Paleontology Wing, a lasting beacon of culture that bears the name of one of the city's greatest benefactors. (Season 6 episode Everybody Loves Hugo)
      • (episode Batman's Waterloo)

    • Gotham Natural History Museum
      • Museum from Bart's tale of revenge. Bartman kills Snake when he attempts to steal jewels from the museum. Tonight: The Stealable Jewels of the Orient. (Season 18 episode Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times - segment Bartman Begins)

    • The Grandma Simpson Peace Museum and Kid-teractive Learnatorium
      • Mr. Burns converts the C. Montgomery Burns Germ Warfare Lab as part of a ruse to trick Homer's mother Mona into lying so she will be sent back to prison. (Season 15 episode My Mother the Carjacker)

    • Hall of Fabulous Jewels
      • At the Gotham City Museum of Modern Art. episode The joker is wild.

    • Hall of Fame Wax Museum
      • Museum where Jarod is staying while investigating the disappearance of Jessica Bracken. (Season 4 episode Angel's Flight)

    • Hall of Heroes
      • Klingon Museum, where Worf and For mention having statues of themselves erected when they bring home the Sword of Kahless. (Season 4 episode The Sword of Kahless)

    • Hall of History
      • Small museum room in the Grand Hotel where Richard Collier discovers and falls in love with, an old photograph of famous American theater actress Elise McKenna.

    • Hall of Records
      • Mr. Pip takes Rocky to the Hall of Records, reading him a list of all of his crimes, including organizing a street gang called the Angels when he was eight years old. (episode A Nice Place to Visit)

    • Hall of Shame
      • Museum featuring professional baseball player Scratchy after he gets caught using steroids. (Season 19 episode I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

    • Hall of Strange Baking Oddities
      • Hall at City Baking College. (Season 1 episode The Tick Vs. The Breadmaster)

    • Hall of Thinkers
      • Fake museum that the guys from the new morning show Carlos and the Chicken mention when they prank call Frasier, telling him he won the Radio Therapist of the Year Award (Season 7 episode Radio Wars)

    • The Hall of Warriors
      • Klingon hall from various episodes.
      • Arne Darvin's plan to kill James T. Kirk ends with a statue of himself with Kirk's head in his hands in the KlingonHall of Warriors. (Season 5 episode Trials and Tribble-ations)
      • Ancient meeting hall near the present headquarters of the Klingon Defense Forces on Ty'Gokor. (Season 5 episode Apocalypse Rising)

    • The Haven Moose Farm
      • Museum the chief recommends to Agent Parker (Season 1 episode Butterfly)

    • Head Museum
      • New New York's interactive exhibit of history's most important people in head jars. Free on Tuesdays.
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