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  • Mixed Drinks

    • The 4th of July
      • Specialty cocktail available at the Cowboy Skyscraper Buffet, an American themed restaurant in Australia. Janet: "It's half an apple pie blended with Southern Comfort and Coca-Cola served in a Chevy hubcap." (Season 3 episode The Brainy Bunch)

    • 7 & 7 in 7
      • 7 shots of Seagram's 7 in seven minutes, Eleanor's mother Donna, also known as Diana Tremaine's morning drink. (Season 3 episode A Fractured Inheritance)

    • The America's Cup
      • Drink served at The Schooner, the fish and chips restaurant where Buddy works that comes in 8 and 12 ounce sizes. (Season7 episode For Love or Money)

    • Annie's Root Beer Float
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)

    • Anus Burner
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)

    • The Bankruptini
      • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)

    • Belize Bomber
      • Mixed drink that Daphne and Niles recommend at the hotel where they Cranes stay in Belize. Niles: "...every one you kill they put a decal on your coconut!" (Season 8 episode Cranes Go Caribbean)

    • Bengarian Phlegm Shots
      • Alcoholic beverage Walton offers Nanette when she first arrives in the simulation (Season 4 episode USS Callister)

    • Beyond Chunderdome
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Final Victory)

    • Black Hole
      • Mixed drink, from various episodes.
      • Quark offers Kira frosty Bajoran ale, a Black Hole or warm Enyak's milk, which will help her sleep. (Season 5 episode Ties of Blood and Water)
      • Quark offers his old friend Rionoj another black hole. (Season 2 episode The Homecoming)
      • Jadzia mentions. (Season 2 episode Playing God)
      • For his first visit to Quark's after joining the station's engineering team, Rom tells Quark that he has mixed his last Black Hole, and orders a snail juice. (Season 4 episode Bar Association)
      • Someone at Quark's orders a Black Hole. (Season 4 episode Hard Time)

    • The Blazing Nog
      • Cocktail that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's, paired with the "A Taste of Tundra” entree. (Season 1 episode Beyond the Truffledome)

    • The Blue Boyd of Happiness
      • Mixed drink that Woody's been working on - but turns out to be the same as a Blue Moon according to Carla (Season 5 episode Young Dr. Weinstein)

    • Blue Meanie
      • Mixed drink served at the Tycho Station bar The Blauwe Blome. The station allowed the bar to serve only two to each customer due to the drink's fairly suicidal mixture of ethanol, caffeine, methylphenidate and blue food coloring.

    • Britta's Bomb
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)

    • Caribbean Paradise
      • New signature cocktail that Dennis comes up with for Paddy's Pub, after having the Blue Hole at Sudz. People say it's better than busting a nut. (Season 9 episode The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award)

    • Carlos Sultana
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich)

    • Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Flaming Ice Cream Shooters of Death
      • You no longer have to choose between getting drunk and having dessert. (episode Charlie Gets Trashed)

    • Chickenshot
      • Howard attempts to make Bob a Bullshot mixed drink, but can't find any beef bouillon, so he makes it with chicken, so he calls it a chickenshot. (Season 2 episode The Last TV Show)

    • Chinanto/mnigs
      • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."

    • Chinese Whisper
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Kill-Men Of The Rising Sun)

    • Comic-kaze
      • Mixed drink served at the FringeCon comic book convention. (Season 1 episode Life Begins)

    • Cosmo-Fall-itan
      • After a man threatens to jump to his death from the roof of the building, the gang brainstorms themed cocktails when they suspect the bar may become known as the suicide bar - actually a Cosmopolitan. (Season 14 episode Paddy's Has a Jumper)

    • Derek
      • Mixed drink Derek mentions mixing for himself when he shows up at the welcome party. (Season 4 episode The Girl from Arizona, Part 1)

    • DewQuil
      • A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil that Rick gives Summer to stay awake when he sends her into the Night Family under cover. Named by the kids in Southern Europe. (Season 6 episode Night Family)

    • Donnie Lou's Fever Juice
      • Hauser: "This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the demands of life to be challenging, I take a 'wee drop'. The more challenging, the higher the Scoville units. *fills a tiny teacup with hot sauce* But the trick, you see, that I've taught myself, is to never allow my eyes to tear up. One completely honest thing... if you really knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do."

    • Double Dickel
      • Grady's drink - on the rocks - that Oola mentions. She never forgets a drink.

    • The Drunken Hulk
      • Drink Charlie comes up with - nighttime cold medicine and scotch. (Season 5 episode A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh)

    • Dumb Grandson Pep Talk
      • Joke Rick makes, ordering a mixed drink from the bartender at Birdperson's wedding: one-part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about, and a lot of vodka (Season 2 episode The Wedding Squanchers)

    • Egg Nagasaki Bomb
      • Half Christmas themed mixed drink that the guys mention. (Season 1 episode The Strike)

    • Essence of Hell
      • Drink that the Adult Swim version of Hellraiser's Cenobites offers Beth at Fantasma Billiards Bar and Karaoke Lounge. She likes it. (Season 5 episode Amortycan Grickfitti)

    • F Train to Brooklyn with Extra Bitters
      • Fake cocktail Ryan orders at Dunder Mifflin's classy Christmas party. (Season 7 episode Classy Christmas)

    • Finial
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • Firegold
      • Mixed drink. "And I poured my pocket of deng all over the table, and the other three did likewise, O my brothers. So double firegolds were bought in for the scared starry lighters, and they knew not what to do or say."

    • Fish House Punch
      • Famous mixed drink that Woody's buddy came up with (Season 5 episode Young Dr. Weinstein)

    • Five Timer Fizz
      • Mixed drink served in the Five-Timers Club. It's made of Justin Timberlake tequila, Dan Aykroyd's vodka, and Tracy Morgan's club soda, which is aquarium water. Sketch Five-Timers Club. (episode John Mulaney 2022)

    • Fizz
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • Flaming Moe
      • Mixed drink that Moe steals from Homer, when it was called Flaming Homer, and uses it give his bar a makeover. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's)

    • Flanders Planter's Punch
      • Alcoholic drink that Ned Flanders makes at the Simpsons' house party. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon and a little Crème de cassis for flavor. (Season 2 episode The War of the Simpsons)

    • Flare
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • Flip
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • Foam
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • The Forget-Me-Shot
      • Moe's most power drink is called the Forget-Me-Shot, the ultimate brain bleacher. One swig wipes out the last day of your life. Start with a splash of Jägermeister, then add sloe gin, Triple sec, Quadruple sec, gunk from a dog's eye, Absolut Pikl, the red stripe from Aquafresh, and the funniest ingredient, the venom of the Louisiana Lobito-moth. You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive and presto - the Forget-Me-Shot. (Season 19 episode Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind)

    • The Forked Tongue
      • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Add SnakeJuice to hot cocoa, stir well, and top with whipped cream. The hot cocoa will soon warm you up, and the SnakeJuice will soon impair your speech to a level that people will think you have a forked tongue." (Season 2 episode Telethon)

    • Froth
      • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)

    • Fruit Madrid
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode I Danced For Hitler)

    • Fruit'n'Khamun
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Hitler's Golden Murder Palace)

    • Funky Juice
      • White wine, ice cubes & Sprite. (Episode It's Never Too Late For Now)

    • The Garlic Martini
      • Joke Phoebe makes about everything at Monica's restaurant tasting like garlic. (Season 9 episode The One With Rachel's Dream)

    • Gee-N'N-T'N-ix
      • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."

    • The Haverford Boilermaker
      • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Grab a seat at a bar stool. Carefully drop the 1/8 whiskey shot into the beer, ensuring the shallow level of beer doesn't shatter the shot glass. Shoot back the mixture, using as many gulps as you need to empty the glass. Immediately follow with three glasses - 24 oz - of water. Do not stand up for twenty minutes."

    • Heil Hitler
      • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode I Danced For Hitler)

    • Hello Kitty Lemonade Spritz
      • Drink Wray orders, while at the same time claiming to be quite manly (Season 2 episode 5 Dick Lansing)

    • Hiss Cream Soda
      • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Ladies - are you tired of the same old boring "lady drinks" you're always ordering? Try this super-sweet concoction, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and power to your dance moves. Also guaranteed to make you need a designated driver, so plan accordingly."

    • Hiss Juice
      • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Shed your skin with this shot, a cranberry version of Sex on the Beach. Almost as good as the real thing."

    • I Know My Redeemer Liveth
      • Mixed drink Carla makes that her grandfather taught her (Season 11 episode It's Lonely on the Top)

    • Idi Amini Martini
      • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)

    • Irish Dumpster
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)

    • Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini
      • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)

    • The Jay-Zima
      • Drink that Tom named at the Snakehole Lounge, because they bought a bunch of Zima when the factory shut down. (Season 4 episode Live Ammo)

    • Jeff's Sour Hi-Ball
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)

    • Jinond-o-nicks
      • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."

    • The Joan
      • Cocktail Joan orders at Tom's Bistro opening. It's a tumbler of gin, and it's got crushed aspirin around the rim. (Season 6 episode Movin' Up)

    • Jovian Sunspot
      • Mr. Abbut offers to buy Talia Winters a drink. (Season 1 episode Deathwalker)

    • The Jump Shot
      • After a man threatens to jump to his death from the roof of the building, the gang brainstorms themed cocktails when they suspect the bar may become known as the suicide bar - actually a Lemon Drop. (Season 14 episode Paddy's Has a Jumper)

    • Jynnan Tonnyx
      • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."

    • Laughing Swede
      • Fictional mixed drink (Season 6 episode Home is the Sailor)

    • Lawnmower
      • Mixed drink Homer invents - and serves to Ron Howard. Vodka and wheat grass. (Season 10 episode When You Dish Upon a Star)

    • Lean Cuisini
      • Moe Szyslak: Now let's say a put a Lean Cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it. What do you call that?
        Sideshow Mel: A Lean Cuisini?
        Moe Szyslak: Wrong.
        (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
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