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  • Amusement Park Attractions

    • The Astonishing Rubber Check
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)

    • The Beeramid
      • Attraction at Duff Gardens. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)

    • Behold Frostillicus: The Frozen Man
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Actually Springfield Retirement Castle resident Jasper Beardly. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)

    • Blast Off
      • Ride at Pacific Playland where Wichita and Little Rock get stuck.

    • Blood Bath
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)

    • The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. It's 90 solid seconds of clanking metal and bitter regret. You need to ride this one a number of times to fully feel the frustration and anguish of the Vietnam vet. (episode Sarah Jessica Parker)

    • Bounty Hunt
      • Westward narrative in which guests join the sheriff and embark on a bounty hunt for a wanted criminal.

    • Brave Maeve's Inclusive Kingdom
      • Food Court at VoughtLand amusement park, featuring Brave Maeve's Veggie Tacos, BLM BLTs, Woke Wok, LGBTurkey Legs and doughnut burgers. (Season 3 episode The Only Man in the Sky)

    • Bubbleland
      • The Mystery Machine passes a billboard advertising the amusement park Bubbleland, featuring the octopus Squiddly Diddly from The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show.

    • The Can of Mystery
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)

    • Civil War Land
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. Sketch TV Funhouse: Disney Vault. (episode Lindsay Lohan 2006)

    • The Civil War
      • Einmen Entertainment's The Arcade is the world's cutting edge, state of the art family entertainment center, featuring role-playing activities The Civil War and Emergency, as well as the Roman Spa for relaxation. "There are no limits at the Arcade", "The funnest place in the world" (Season 5 episode A Thousand Deaths)

    • Colossus
      • Rollercoaster mentioned by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator - the bride to be that plans to get married on it. (Season 18 episode Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em)

    • Crimson Countess' Chimp Country
      • New attraction at VoughtLand. (Season 3 episode The Last Time To Look On This World Of Lies)

    • Cube Country
      • Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks. (Season 12 episode Hungry, Hungry Homer)

    • The Dark Age Dungeon Ride
      • The religious group known as the Assembly of the Oracle World has a theme park called Oracle World, featuring an IMAX movie called The World in Six Days and a ride called The Dark Age Dungeon Ride, with new music this year by John Tesh. (Season 4 episode Prophets and Loss)

    • Dark Cyclone
      • Amusement park ride that a young Elijah rides.

    • Dilbert's Flying Cubicle
      • Rollercoaster.
      • Rollercoaster T-shirt worn by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator. (Season 18 episode Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em)
      • Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park. (Season 19 episode I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

    • The Dinner Party
      • An old Westward narrative that included a professor who quoted Shakespeare's plays and cannibalism.

    • Dolphins Ahoy Extravaganza
      • Theme park attraction at the Oceanland theme park. (Season 1 episode The Female of the Species)

    • Donald's Slave Auction
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. Sketch TV Funhouse: Disney Vault. (episode Lindsay Lohan 2006)

    • Double Helix
      • A DNA shaped slide, attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)

    • Duff's Designated Drivers Rockin' Fun Zone
      • Holding pen for designated drivers at the Duff Days beer festival. (Season 11 episode Pygmoelian)

    • Earthquake Simulator
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)

    • Eerie Canals
      • Haunted water slide ride at.the water themed amusement park next door to Randy's father's graveyard.

    • Efcot Center
      • Parody of Disney World's Epcot Center, presented by Eastern Airlines. "Eastern Airlines presents The World of Tomorrow” (Season 14 episode Special Edna)

    • The Eliminator
      • Physical challenge at Rommelwood, Bart and Lisa's new military school, required to pass the academic year. A 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl across a 60-gauge hemp-jute line with a blister factor of 12. The rope is suspended a full 40 feet over a solid British acre of old-growth Connecticut Valley thorn bushes. "Gentlemen, welcome to Flavor Country." (Season 8 episode The Secret World of Lisa Simpson)

    • Emergency
      • Einmen Entertainment's The Arcade is the world's cutting edge, state of the art family entertainment center, featuring role-playing activities The Civil War and Emergency, as well as the Roman Spa for relaxation. "There are no limits at the Arcade", "The funnest place in the world" (Season 5 episode A Thousand Deaths)

    • The Enormous Pendulum
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)

    • Enron's Ride of Broken Dreams.
      • Ride at Efcot Center, parody of Disney World's Epcot Center. (Season 14 episode Special Edna)

    • The Final Burial of Salvation
      • Westward narrative Lee mentions to Charlotte (Season 1 episode The Adversary)

    • Fort Adventure
      • Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a fort made out of old mattresses. (Season 5 episode Bart's Inner Child)

    • Funland
      • Abandoned amusement park in Romania, originally from the series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You episode Foul Play In Funland.

    • The Future Sphere
      • Attraction at the Efcot Center amusement park. "What people in 1965 imagined life would be like in 1987” (Season 14 episode Special Edna)

    • Future Town
      • Theme park exhibit seen at the beginning of the movie when narrator is talking about humanity's future doesn't turn out quite like we imagined.

    • Goofy's Triage
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. Sketch TV Funhouse: Disney Vault. (episode Lindsay Lohan 2006)

    • The Greatest Show on Dirt
      • The Simpsons visit the Springfield Botanical Gardens in time to witness the blooming of the Sumatran Century Flower. "Our stamens are a pistil!" (Season 14 episode Moe Baby Blues)

    • Halo Toss
      • Game at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. "Three throws for a buck" (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)

    • Hammock Land
      • Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)

    • Haunted Cash Machine
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Dispenses images of dead presidents. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)

    • Head Basher
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)

    • Hell Tunnel
      • Theme park type ride on the Tantamount Studios tour, which Maeby changes into the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably (Season 3)

    • Homelander: Extreme Flight
      • Rollercoaster at VoughtLand amusement park. (Season 3 episode The Only Man in the Sky)

    • Hover Ball
      • Seth Nelson, the teenager that gets magnetic powers from meteor rocks, works the Hover Ball game booth at the Lowell Country Fair. (Season 3 episode Magnetic)

    • Itchy's Mine Field
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land, presented by Laramie Cigarettes. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)

    • It's a Long Line
      • Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park. (Season 19 episode I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

    • It's a Sad World Ride
      • Brian's nickname of the Single Mingle event where they get trapped during a rainstorm. (Season 8 episode Single and Hating It)

    • Jimbo's Spookhouse
      • Attraction at the Springfield Elementary School Carnival. Actually just Jimbo and his fellow bullies, waiting to steal your money. (Season 4 episode Lisa the Beauty Queen)

    • Journey Into Night
      • Ford's final Westward narrative which he wrote for the hosts and not guests (Season 1 episode The Bicameral Mind)

    • King David's Wild Ride
      • Ride at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)

    • Krustyland House of Knives
      • Attraction that Krusty mentions at press conference: "I contend the tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives."

    • Krusty's Giant Wheel
      • Ride in the Krustyland amusement park. "Not affiliated with 'Ferris Wheel' brand amusement wheels" (The Simpsons Ride)
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