- Carl Hanratty & Earl Amdursky
- Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky: Who's there?
Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.
- Frank Abagnale Jr.
- Frank Abagnale Jr.: Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl.
- Frank Abagnale, Jr.
- Frank Abagnale, Jr.: The truth is I'm not a doctor or a lawyer. I'm not an airline pilot. I'm nothing really. I'm just a kid in love with your daughter.
- Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.