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  • Animals/Creatures
    • Beatrix
      • Type of zombie. "Unfortunately, for every Homer, there's a Hawking, as in Stephen. Or maybe his slightly less accomplished sister, Beatrix, who's still got some brains left to figure shit out."
    • Bolt
      • Type of zombie, as in Usain. Pretty fucking athletic.
    • Hawking
      • Type of zombie. "Unfortunately, for every Homer, there's a Hawking, as in Stephen. Or maybe his slightly less accomplished sister, Beatrix, who's still got some brains left to figure shit out."
    • Homer
      • Type of zombie. "In the time since we last saw you, zombies have evolved, so we've given them different names. This lady here is getting chased by the dumbest Z there is, what we call a Homer. In a world without YouTube, who isn't entertained by a Homer? D'oh!"
    • The Ninja
      • Type of zombie. "Silent, deadly. The first thing you hear is your own scream."
    • T-800
      • Type of zombie. "Named for the Terminator it-fucking-self. T-800s were a mutated strain of zombie, stronger, deadlier and harder to kill. They were the apex predator, top of the food chain. Single-minded and relentless like their namesake, once they locked on to a target, T-800s stopped at nothing to devour their prey."
  • Awards
    • Zombie Kill Of The Week
      • "Tallahassee is no longer happy with Zombie Kill of the Week. Which, if you're keeping score, just went to Dave Sanderman of Riverside, Iowa. You may wanna set down the Milk Duds for this one. Congratulations, Dave."
    • Zombie Kill Of The Year
      • a.k.a. ZKOTY. "Like a junkie in search of a higher high, Tallahassee is no longer happy with Zombie Kill of the Week."
  • Cities and Towns
    • Babylon
      • Commune of Zombieland survivors - no guns allowed.
  • Countries
    • Zombieland
      • Columbus' name for the world post-zombie apocalypse.
  • Dates-Annual
    • November 17
      • Tallahassee dresses up as Santa Clause to celebrate Christmas.
  • Ice Cream and Yogurt Shops
    • Sunny's Circus Scoops
      • Ice cream truck in the parking lot where the gang encounters their first T-800, later driven by Madison when the gang is reunited.
  • Lodging-Hotels
    • The Hound Dog Hotel
      • Elvis themed hotel where Nevada lives, located near Graceland.
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Garfield 3: Flabby Tabby
      • Bill Murray returns for a third chapter of the animated film series.
  • Quotes
    • Albuquerque & Flagstaff
      • Albuquerque: Come on Flag, let's show these fuckers how it's done.
        Flagstaff: Sure. You got it, boss. Hasta la vista, baby. Terminator 2 Remember?
    • Columbus
      • Columbus: So till next time, this is Columbus, Ohio, on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock, Reno and Tallahassee, saying hasta la vista, baby. That one's for you, Flagstaff.
      • Columbus: They say when something bad happens, you have three choices: Let it define you, destroy you, or strengthen you. Time to teach Lennie about the rabbits.
      • Columbus: Because if our adventures had taught us about anything, it was home. Wichita didn't need to be afraid of it. I didn't need to keep looking for it. Because home isn't a place, it's the people you're with. I guess that's why they're called your homies. And my homies are pretty fucking awesome.
    • Columbus & Flagstaff
      • Columbus: Are you okay?
        Flagstaff: I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
        Columbus: You are?
        Flagstaff: I'm fine.
        Columbus: Okay, he's fine. He's fine. No, he's not fine. No. No. Flagstaff, you're starting to look like a T-800. Terminator 2.
    • Flagstaff, Albuquerque & Columbus
      • Flagstaff: The zombies out on the plains. They're a lot tougher than what we're used to. I guess because of all the running and hunting. So we call them Bolts, as in Usain.
        Albuquerque: As in pretty fucking athletic.
        Columbus: No, that makes total sense. We call them T-800s.
        Flagstaff: Terminator. Yes! I love it.
        Columbus: Really? Yes. My favorite movie.
        Flagstaff: Well, T2.
        Columbus: Yeah, T2 is my second favorite movie.
        Flagstaff: What's number one?
        Columbus: Uh, it's Fantasia.
    • Tallahassee
      • Tallahassee: Hey, T-800s, a whole swarm of them, heading right this way. Those goddamn fireworks might as well be a dinner bell! Stop the fireworks! Stop the music! Everybody shut the fuck up!
      • Tallahassee: Don't do anything I wouldn't not do.
      • Tallahassee: Keep your tits dry.
      • Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up.
      • Tallahassee: Let's kick some dicks.
      • Tallahassee: What the ever-loving fuck?
    • Wichita
      • Wichita: Look, I know you guys are in love or whatever, but in two minutes, she's gonna become a zombie, not a velociraptor. And it's the right thing to do. If you love something, you shoot it in the face so it doesn't become a flesh-eating monster.
    • Wichita, Flagstaff & Columbus
      • Wichita: Oh, God, those are T-800s, or at the very least T-700s.
        Flagstaff: There actually was no T-700.
        Columbus: Yeah, T-800's the first model.
        Wichita: This is great, having the two of you.
  • Vehicles (Specific) - Cars and Trucks
    • The Beast
      • Post-apocalyptic car that Tallahassee works on at the White House, and Little Rock steals.
    • Big Fat Death
      • Albuquerque's monster truck.

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