- Counselors, Psychiatrists and Therapists
- Dr. Cozy Carlisle
- Disgraced psychiatrist played by Robin Williams.
- Cozy Carlisle & Mike Church
- Cozy Carlisle: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.
Mike Church: I thought karma was I do something bad in this life and I'm a termite in the next.
Cozy Carlisle: Hey, if you ask me, pal, you're already a termite in this life in a shitty suit, okay?
- Franklyn Madison
- Franklyn Madison: This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that this time, it isn't going to happen!
- Roman Strauss
- Roman Strauss: The man I bought it from explained to me that, when a husband gives it to his wife, they become two halves of the same person. Nothing can separate them. not even death.
- Roman Strauss: What I believe, Mr. Baker, is that this is all far from over.