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Category: MAKEUP AND PERFUME

  • Makeup and Perfume
    • Allergic
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • There's a launch party for this new perfume by Dennis Feinstein at Tom's Snakehole Lounge. Allergic for Men, slogan: Cause a Reaction (Season 3 episode Indianapolis)
    • Animal Magnetism
      • Fight Club 1999 Film
        • Cosmetics line advertised in the Fight Club press kit. While we do sell product made from the hides of animals, we have never and will never test any product on laboratory animals. Our Animal Magnetism line of cosmetics is a collection of 100% untested make-up for eyes, skin and hair. Because no animals were harmed in testing our product, we must caution that some corrosive side effects may occur with use. If you have an adverse reaction to any of our product, please contact us immediately, and then call a paramedic.
    • Attack
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Cologne Tom wears, by Dennis Feinstein, for when you wanna attack the senses of the lady you wanna bed. (Season 2 episode 94 Meetings, Season 3 episode Indianapolis)
    • Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit
    • Beach
      • Seinfeld 1989 TV Series
        • Idea for a new perfume that Kramer comes up with, and Calvin Klein steals. (Season 4 episode The Pick)
    • Black Honey
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Blackout
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Dennis Feinstein's ether-based perfume that was named one of Maxim's top hundred ways to trick someone into sex. (Season 3 episode Indianapolis)
    • Calvin Klein's Obsession For Teeth
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Perfume dentist Dr. Wolfe mentions to Lisa when providing braces options for Lisa, starting with the most expensive, braces that are invisible, painless and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth. (Season 4 episode Last Exit to Springfield)
    • Casey
      • Wings 1990 TV Series
        • Casey's perfume brand from Casey's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids in Season 7 episode Life Could Be a Dream
    • Claude And Maurice Facial Treatment
    • Cosmique Cosmetics
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Devastation
      • Cheers 1982 TV Series
        • The name of the perfume Sam's old flame Rachel Patterson wears that drives him crazy (Season 7 episode 2 Swear to God)
    • Dharma Initiative Cologne
      • Lost 2004 TV Series
        • Dharma branded cologne product. (episode Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2)
    • Eau De Crankcase
    • Evening Lobster
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Terry Faith Cosmetic product (Season 1 episode Keepin' the Faith)
    • Eyelash Conditioner
    • Forbidden
      • Frasier 1993 TV Series
        • One of the two perfumes Daphne decides between for her date with Derek. "Your passport to erotic realms of pleasure." (Season 2 episode Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye)
    • Fuck Off
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Glitz
      • Arrested Development 2003 TV Series
        • Diamond cream that Lindsay wants to buy because it's lavish and expensive, and George Michael wants to for a gift for his girlfriend Ann. (Season 2)
    • Glyde By Dennis Feinstein
      • The Good Place 2016 TV Series
        • Perfume advertised on the back of the Celebrity Baby Plastic Surgery Disasters magazine that Fake Eleanor reads in the checkout line at the grocery store (Season 1 episode 12 Mindy St. Claire). Originally from Parks and Recreation.
    • Good Soul
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Guacamole Skin Toner
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Terry Faith Cosmetic product (Season 1 episode Keepin' the Faith)
    • Heather
      • Frasier 1993 TV Series
        • One of the two perfumes Daphne decides between for her date with Derek. "Fresh and bouncy as a spring morning." (Season 2 episode Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye)
    • Hey You
      • Saturday Night Live 1975 TV Series
        • Perfume. The scent you can't ignore for that special someone you never expect to see again. "The perfume for one night stands." Brought to you by Olfalo. From Gilda Radner sketch.
    • The Hounds
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • FDA-rejected cologne Dennis Feinstein developed that makes everything smell like wet dog, used to disperse the Save JJ's protestors outside his office building. (Season 7 episode Save JJ's)
    • Ichiban
      • Friends 1994 TV Series
        • Lipstick for Men commercial that Joey filmed in Japan. (Season 10 episode The One With Ross' Grant)
    • Incentive For Men
      • Friends 1994 TV Series
        • Cologne at department store that smells like beets. Phoebe lets the shop assistant stray her so Mike will know she's over him because she'll smell like another guy. (Season 9 episode The One With the Donor)
    • Integrity
      • Arctic Monkeys 2002 Music
        • I launch my fragrance called Integrity, I sell the fact that I can't be bought (Song: Batphone)
    • Itchy & Scratchy Cologne
    • Krusty Kologne
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Krusty the Clown branded cologne that Bart puts on before Krusty comes to dinner. Nontoxic. The smell of the big top! Warning: use in a well-ventilated area. May stain furniture. Prolonged use may cause chemical burns. (Season 3 episode Like Father, Like Clown)
    • Makeup Gun
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Homer invention. "For the woman that only has 4/5 of a second to get ready.” (Season 2 episode Wizard of Evergreen Terrace)
    • Mantastic
      • Frasier 1993 TV Series
        • Roz's new pheromone perfume - Approved by the Food and Love Administration (Season 8 episode Hungry Heart)
    • Mating Call Cologne
      • Three's Company 1977 TV Series
        • In the episode where Jack takes his former employer to court for sexual harassment it is revealed that he wears Mating Call Cologne.
    • Mercy
      • Watchmen 2019 TV Series
        • Perfume tested in a focus group conducted by Clarity Consumer Research. (Season 1 episode Little Fear of Lightning)
    • Meryl Streep's Versatility
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Expensive perfume that Homer buys for Marge with his football gambling winnings. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek) Sponsor of the Miss American Girl Pageant. "Smell like Streep for cheap." (Season 4 episode A Streetcar Named Marge)
    • Mid-afternoon Anti-stress Spritz
    • Milady's Boudoir
      • Frasier 1993 TV Series
        • Martin's date Sherry's perfume (Season 4 episode Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just Whine)
    • Miracle Cure
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Dennis Feinstein's latest fragrance, promoted during the Covid-19 pandemic. "Don't Listen to the Nerds! It works!" (The Parks and Recreation Special)
    • Night Swept
    • Nolstagia Perfume
      • Watchmen 1986 Comic Books
        • Chapter 9: 'The Darkness of Mere Being'. Cover: A bottle of Nostalgia perfume, thrown by Laurie at the end of this issue. Chapter 10: 'Two Riders Were Approaching...'. Page 5, panel 4: Nostalgia ad on the fence in the background.
    • Ocean By Calvin Klein
      • Seinfeld 1989 TV Series
        • Perfume that smells like the beach that Calvin Klein steals from Kramer's idea. (Season 4 episode The Pick)
    • Oil Of Night Fowl
      • Howard The Duck 1986 Film
        • Perfume from Duckworld that Howard wrote commercial for..."Only two things touch my feathers, Oil of Night Fowl and him."
    • Ossoh Scent
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Potent perfume-like substance, available in varying levels of pheromones. According to Rygel, the stronger varieties can make just about anybody irresistible. (Season 1 episode The Flax)
    • Ouder Floers
      • Austin Powers In Goldmember 2002 Film
        • Foxy's perfume. Nigel Powers: "Is that Ouder Floers you're wearing?" Foxy: "Yes, it is." Nigel Powers: "That's how a woman should smell."
    • Peachy Keen
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Pink Pussy
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Pitstop By Penelope
      • Scoob! 2020 Animated Film
        • Perfume advertised on a billboard, based on the character Penelope from Penelope Pitstop, a video arcade game at the Romanian amusement park.
    • Plum Passion
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Preparation Shumway
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Pretension By Calvin Klein
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • New girl at Springfield Elementary School Alex's Perfume. She also drinks iced tea, and has a cell phone. (Season 10 episode Lard of the Dance)
    • Red Rum
      • The Neon Demon 2016 Film
        • Lipstick flavor… "They say women are more likely to buy lipstick if its named after food or sex."
    • Running Black
      • Fight Club 1999 Film
        • Eyeliner advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. The eyeliner that naturally washes away when exposed to tears or water.
    • Sex Panther
      • Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy 2004 Film
        • "Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good. They've done studies. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." Eventually made into a real product that (instead of bits of real panther) combines notes of juniper with cedarwood and sandalwood, and even comes in a box that growls when you open it.
    • Shumway Lip Gloss
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Shumway Number 5
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Sluts
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • When Tom pitches Dennis Feinstein his Tommy Fresh cologne, Dennis tells him that some other guy just pitched him another cologne called Sluts. (Season 3 episode Indianapolis)
    • Solid Foundation
      • Fight Club 1999 Film
        • Foundation advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $15. A semi-natural cover for pocked or stained skin.
    • Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Terry Faith Cosmetic product (Season 1 episode Keepin' the Faith)
    • Terry Faith Cosmetics
    • Totally Tech Cosmetics And Fashion EnhancementsZoe's Friend Pilar's New Cosmetic Line. (Season 4 Episode The Story Of O2)
      • Eureka 2006 TV Series
        • Zoe's friend Pilar's new cosmetic line. (Season 4 episode The Story of O2)
    • Toujours
      • Wings 1990 TV Series
        • French perfume - gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday in Season 2 episode It's Not the Thought, It's the Gift
    • Vanilla Fella
      • Pain & Gain 2013 Film
        • Daniel's cologne that gives his identity away to Victor when they kidnap him
    • Wayfarer
      • The Earl Hays Press 1915 Other
        • Perfume product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press. "For the Vagabond in Your Soul".
    • Yearning
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Perfume by Dennis Feinstein that Mark buys for Ann for Valentine's Day. (Season 2 episode Galentine's Day, Season 3 episode Indianapolis)


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