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Category: CONDITIONS AND DISEASES

  • Conditions and Diseases
    • Achy-breaky Pelvis
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Amoria Phlebitis
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Bart fakes an illness to get out of a history test and the school nurse diagnoses him as having Amoria Phlebitis. Symptoms: 1. Sharp stabbing pains in the stomach. 2. Shooting pain in arm. 3. Temporary loss of vision. (Season 2 episode Bart Gets an F)
    • Andorian Shingles
      • Star Trek 2009 Film
        • One of several potential perils of space travel that McCoy lists.
    • Ansel-Elgort Syndrome
    • Anxiety-rrhea
      • Time Trap 2017 Film
        • Joke Veeves makes about Furby having to go to the bathroom. Veeves: "He just smells weird and he always has that cheese puff crust on his fingernails. Well, if he's away from his mother too long, he gets what we call anxiety-rrhea!"
    • Attention Withdrawal Syndrome
      • Survivor 1999 Literature
        • Chapter 13. Joke Fertility makes to Adam: What I told you about - it's starting. We need to get him locked up someplace, stat. He's going into Attention Withdrawal Syndrome.
    • Black Ice
      • Johnny Mnemonic 1995 Film
        • Lethal viruses used by the crime syndicate Yakuza, waiting to burn the brains of intruders
    • Bonus Eruptus
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat." (Season 7 episode 22 Short Films About Springfield)
    • Booty Blindness
      • I-SPY 2002 Film
        • it's like snow blindness but there ain't no snow, just a nice little piece of ass
    • Bowden's Malady
      • Firefly 2002 TV Series
        • A degenerative disease that targeted the muscles and bones found on terraformed planets. (Episode The Train Job)
    • Brain Fever
      • Soapdish 1991 Film
        • The writers of The Sun Also Sets give Lori Craven's character Angelique a rare case of brain fever, or what they call in Austria, Kopfgeschlagen.
    • Captain Trips
    • Carbon Sickness
    • Caring Too Much
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Craig Middlebrooks: Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable! Also I have eczema. (Season 6 episode Doppelgängers)
    • The Carubian Plague
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Disease Crichton mentions. Crichton: "I mean, what are our chances that we're going to catch the Carubian plague or something?" (Season 1 episode They've Got a Secret)
    • The Caseys
      • Wings 1990 TV Series
        • Condition Casey's new boyfriend tells Antonio to tell Casey he has (A bad case of the Caseys) (Season 6 episode All's Fare)
    • Central Saurian Encephalitis (CSE)
      • Jurassic Park 1990 Literature
        • Fictional disease that was one of several viral diseases that lizards could transmit to man. It caused sleeping sickness in humans and horses. Marty Guitierrez was worried that the strange lizards that had been attacking children might be transmitting a disease similar to this one. Chapter: The Shape of the Data
    • Changnesia
      • Community 2009 TV Series
        • Like amnesia, but when it happens to Ben Chang (known as Kevin here) in season 4 episode 1
    • Chester A. Arthritis
    • The Chick Killing Shakes
      • Seven Psychopaths 2012 Film
        • Larry: "Are you nervous because we're killing a chick?" Tommy: "Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I got the chick-killing shakes."
    • Chimera
      • Mission: Impossible II 2000 Film
        • Monster virus stolen by rogue IMF agent Sean Ambrose. After you've been infected with Chimera for 20 hours, nothing can save you. Not even Bellerophon.
    • Climactic Poopow
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Coochie Mold
      • Workaholics 2011 TV Series
        • Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie. (Season 3 episode Ders Comes in Handy)
    • Cooties
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • When Bart and Lisa and their friends play Cowboys and Indians, the cowboys give the Indians blankets infected with Cooties. (Season 6 episode Bart's Girlfriend) Lisa tells Milhouse she an't concentrate because of his cooties, which he claims are live, and nothing to be ashamed of. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
      • Pulp Fiction 1994 Film
        • Vincent and Mia discuss cooties at Jack Rabbit Slim's when she offers him a taste of her five dollar shake. He tells her he might have cooties and she says, "Cooties I can handle."
    • Count Choculitis
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • One of the fake diseases someone (probably Jim) writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office, tribute to Count Chocula breakfast cereal. (Season 1 episode Health Care)
    • Dandy Fever
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Dermapholica
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Highly contagious disease that Rygel claims to be a carrier of when the crew arrives on the Katratzi military base to rescue Aeryn. (Season 4 episode We're So Screwed, Part 1: Fetal Attraction)
    • Diane Weist Infection
      • Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2013 TV Series
        • Joke Boyle makes: I got a little sick… Yeah, Bullets over Broadway was on TV, and I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection. (Season 4 episode The Overmining)
    • The Disease Of The Dancing Cats
    • The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups
      • ALF 1986 TV Series
        • Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding (Season 2 episode Something's Wrong with Me)
    • Drinking Bird Syndrome
      • Space Force 2020 TV Series
        • Excuse/Joke General Mark Naird makes at the congressional hearing when a senator comments on Dr. Adrian Mallory's nodding of his head. (Season 1 episode Mark and Mallory Go To Washington)
    • Dropsy
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Dum Dum Fever
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • EHS
      • Better Call Saul 2015 TV Series
        • a.k.a. Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity. Condition that Jimmy's brother Chuck claims to experience, describing it as "an acute allergy to electromagnetism." While based on a condition that real people claim to experience, EHS has no scientific basis and is not a recognized medical diagnosis.
    • Exploded Nuts Syndrome
      • Key & Peele 2012 TV Series
        • Condition suffered by the stars of the theater production Dicknanigans. (Season 4 episode Sex Addict Wendell)
    • Faulkner's Syndrome
      • Wings 1990 TV Series
        • Fake disease Helen claims to have in order to not marry David. a.k.a. The Big F (Season 7 episode Lynch Party)
    • Florida Flu
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Andy tells Robert California that he can't come in to the office because he has the Florida Flu when he drives to Florida to get Erin back (Season 8 episode Get the Girl)
    • Foodal Chokage
      • Friends 1994 TV Series
        • Technical name for choking, according to Joey, whose date thinks he is actually his Days of Our Lives doctor character. Joey refuses to a choking man at a restaurant because he's a neurosurgeon, and regular doctors handle cases of foodal chokage. (Season 2 episode The One After the Super Bowl)
    • Foot-in-Mouth Disorder
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Ben joke: Well, I hope that you are a podiatrist or a dentist because I seem to have a case of Foot-in-Mouth Disorder. (Season 7 episode Donna and Joe)
    • Foxabetes
      • The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 1996 TV Series
        • The rush to use tragedy to advance a narrative combined with the inability for self-examination and almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg and a complete immunity to irony. June 22, 2015
    • Garnett-Fleischaker Syndrome
      • Catch-22 1961 Literature
        • A fictitious medical condition devised by Yossarian: "Well, don't let it trouble you. Let it trouble me. You see, I don't really have a liver condition. I've just got the symptoms. I have a Garnett-Fleischaker syndrome."
    • GDD
      • Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2013 TV Series
        • When Captain Holt attempts to check Bob and Gina into then mental hospital he claims they suffer Grandiose Delusional Disorder. (Season 3 episode Greg and Larry)
    • Geometric Pregnancy
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • A result of genetic modifications to the Sebacean physiology of soldiers bred into a battle unit; pregnancy is accelerated so that Peacekeepers are not out of service long term.(The Peacekeeper Wars)
    • Get Me To The Front Of The Line At Six Flags
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Jean-Ralphio's response when Leslie asks why he's in a wheelchair: I got a terminal case of "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags!" (Season 7 episode One Last Ride)
    • Getting Too Old For This Crap
      • Tremors 5: Bloodlines 2015 Film
        • Joke Travis makes after rescuing Burt from the lion cage: You're suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustionand a severe case of getting too old for this crap.
    • Gigantificationism
      • Big Fish 2003 Film
        • The condition that came upon Edward Bloom rather suddenly while sitting in church
    • Government Created Killer Nano-robot Infection
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Fake disease that Pam comes up with for the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office. Pam: "It's an epidemic.” (Season 1 episode Health Care)
    • Gravity Sickness
      • The Orville 2017 TV Series
        • Physical deterioration Alara experiences as her body adjusts to normal Earth gravity. (Season 2 episode Home)
    • The Green-eyed Gazongas
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Joke Selma makes when Patty and Marge tell her that Troy McClure is wrong for her, accusing them of being jealous of her. (Season 7 episode A Fish Called Selma)
    • The Grippe
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • The Grumpies
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Joke Andy makes: "Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here." (Season 8 episode Pool Party)
    • Haliburton's Encephalopathy
      • The Bobiverse 2016 Literature
        • Disease that kills Howard's friend Stéphane. "Stéphane was dying. Haliburton's Encephalopathy had been identified within a decade of landing on Vulcan, and appeared to be one of the few diseases that found Terran life compatible. There was no treatment yet, and it was fatal within six months. I felt my stomach drop away. Stéphane had been my friend for a long time, and the thing with Bridget hadn't changed that. Not really. But it reminded me that I called humans ephemerals for a reason."
    • HBS
      • Childrens Hospital 2010 TV Series
        • Hot Boob Syndrome. Fake disease the fake doctor tells the fake patient when they're filming the porno during the night shift (Season 3 episode 11: "The Night Shift")
    • HERPEES
      • The Last Man On Earth 2015 TV Series
        • Not Herpes. According to Tandy, HERPEES is: High Elevation Rugrat Positively Evades Staircase Syndrome (Season 4 episode 5 La Abuela)
    • HGV
      • Ultraviolet 2006 Film
        • a.k.a Hemoglophagic Virus, Hemoglophagia, a fictional vampire-like disease.
    • Homeless Paranoid Syndrome
      • The Institute 2019 Literature
        • Term that Tim Jamieson recalls one of his fellow Sarasota police officers mentioning, a condition that he sees no sign of in local DuPray homeless resident Orphan Annie.
    • Hot Dog Fingers
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • One of the fake diseases someone (probably Jim) writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office. (Season 1 episode Health Care)
    • Housemaid's Knee
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Hyper-obesity
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition defined by an individual weighing more than 300 lbs that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Hyper-Virility
      • Community 2009 TV Series
        • Pierce claims to have a rare condition known as hyper-virility. Apparently his sperm shoot through eggs like bullets. (Season 1 episode Spanish 101)
    • I Haven't Taken You To Dinner-itis
      • Rick And Morty 2013 Animated Series
        • Joke Morty uses to ask Jessica out: "I have a pretty bad case of I Haven't taken you to dinner-itis. Might be fatal" (Season 3 episode 6 Rest and Ricklaxation)
    • I Just Had A One Night Stand With A Blind Girl - Itis
      • Arrested Development 2003 TV Series
        • Joke that Julia Louis-Dreyfus's blind lawyer character Maggie makes about Michael not wanting more than a one night stand with her (Season 1)
    • I-Pollen Degenerative Disorder
      • Transmetropolitan 1997 Comic Books
        • A disease Spider gained as a result of coming into contact with I-Pollen twice. In 98% of the cases, the disease will cause the victim to lose all motor and cognitive skills.
    • ID-7
      • Mayhem 2017 Film
        • a.k.a. the Red Eye Virus. When a person gets infected, his id totally takes over his person, and he loses all moral control, causing him to do absolutely anything he wants to do, however depraved or violent.
    • The Intons
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • A Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions. Rygel gets a a slight case of the intons when Crichton and D'Argo return. (Season 2 episode Mind the Baby)
    • Inverted Penis
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • One of the fake diseases someone (probably Jim) writes on the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office. (Season 1 episode Health Care)
    • Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever
    • Jimmy Fallon Syndrome
    • John Gotti's Disease
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic. (Season 8 episode My Sister, My Sitter)
    • Juggler's Despair
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Jungle Rot
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Karatonga Plague
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Disease that Tocot's assistant Grunchlk mentions. (Season 2 episode Die Me, Dichotomy)
    • King-of-the-world-itis
      • NewsRadio 1995 TV Series
        • Uncontrollable desire to stand on the bow of the ship and yell, "I'm king of the world!" (Season 4 episode Sinking Ship)
    • Klendian Flu
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Rygel suffers from a touch of Klendian Flu. (Season 1 episode That Old Black Magic)
    • Life Prolongation Complex
      • Star Trek 1966 TV Series
        • An ambitious bioengineering attempt to develop a means of extending the life span of a lifeform on Earth Two. (Season 1 episode Miri)
    • The Living Death
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • a.k.a. Heat Delirium. Sebacean heat delirium - as their cells overheat, the nervous system shuts down. First short-term memory, then motor functions. The last to go is long-term memory. They don't die. Their bodies live on in that state. It's the only time they kill their own from mercy. (Season 1 episode Exodus from Genesis) Scorpius reveals to the Crichton from the neural chip that he was born with the Sebacean condition. (Season 3 episode Incubator) Ullom, Chief Protector of the Prime Lokithian, induces heat delirium in Aeryn via a genetically encrypted bioengineered contagion. (Season 4 episode Promises)
    • The Loneliness
      • The Martian Chronicles 1950 Literature
        • The disease of the first Earth men to settle on Mars: "And this disease was called The Loneliness, because when you saw your home town dwindle the size of your fist and then lemon-size and then pin-size and vanish in the fire-wake, you felt you had never been born, there was no town, you were nowhere, with space all around, nothing familiar, only other strange men." (Chapter: The Settlers)
    • Looter's Hernia
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic. (Season 8 episode My Sister, My Sitter)
    • Lorena Bobbitt Virus
      • Eureka 2006 TV Series
        • Joke Global Dynamics support staff member Larry makes before disappearing: "It turns your hard drive into a three and a half inch floppy." (Season 1 episode Primal)
    • Lumber Lung
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Luxan Hyper Rage
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Condition Luxan males may experience when overwhelmed by extreme anger. (Season 1 episode Thank God it's Friday. Again., Season 2 episode The Ugly Truth)
    • L'tak Terai
      • Star Trek: Discovery 2017 TV Series
        • Human learning difficulties - learning, reading, writing - that Spock experienced growing up on Vulcan. A temporary complication remedied at the Learning Center. (Season 2 episode Light and Shadows)
    • MacGregor Syndrome
    • McKeever Fever
    • Methuselah Syndrome
      • Blade Runner 1982 Film
        • A disease involving premature aging. J.F. Sebastian tells Pris his glands grow old too fast.
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Joke Andy makes to Jim. Andy: "Dr. Tuna, I have some terrible news. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of The Mondays." (Season 6 episode Scott's Tots)
    • Monsteritis
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that Lisa mentions before Paul Anka starts singing, the residents' inability to look away from the oversized advertising mascots attacking the town. (Season 7 episode Treehouse of Horror VI - segment Attack of the 50 Ft Eyesores)
    • NAS
      • Johnny Mnemonic 1995 Film
        • In 2021, almost a half of the population is suffering from a new plague called Nerve Attenuation Syndrome (NAS) - a new fatal epidemic plague, cause and cure unknown.
    • The Necro-ambulist Virus
      • Maggie 2015 Film
        • The term of the disease for those infected - necroambulist - is a mixture of the Greek word "necro" meaning death/dead, and the Latin-derived "ambulist" meaning walker. Thus together the literal translation is "dead-walker."
    • Neuralgia
      • Seinfeld 1989 TV Series
        • Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia" (Season 3 episode The Letter)
    • Neuritis
      • Seinfeld 1989 TV Series
        • Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia" (Season 3 episode The Letter)
    • The Never Makes The Bed Syndrome
    • Never Nude
      • Arrested Development 2003 TV Series
        • A real affliction, though not recognized in the states. A condition that Tobias has, causing him to always be wearing cut-off jean shorts beneath his clothes. (Season 1)
    • Old Timers
      • Workaholics 2011 TV Series
        • The guys' name for Alzheimer's. "I mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? What's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? What is that? Old timers." (Season 3 episode Fat Cuz)
    • Orbital Dysfunctional Syndrome (ODS)
      • Pandorum 2009 Film
        • Psychosis caused by deep space, triggered by emotional stress, that leads to severe paranoia, delirium, and nosebleeds. Also known as Pandorum.
    • Out To Lunch
      • Star Trek: Discovery 2017 TV Series
        • Joke Harry Mudd makes about a fellow Klingon prisoner: "The technical term for his condition is Out to Lunch" (Season 1 episode 5 Choose Your Pain)
    • Pararibulitus
      • Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency 2016 TV Series
        • Nerve disease that causes your brain to misinterpret certain inputs and you actually have hallucinations that feel real and, in most cases, very painful. The disease runs in Todd's family. Todd claimed to have it when he didn't actually have it, then his sister got it, and then Todd really got it (Season 1)
    • Peruvian Jungle Fever
      • GLOW 2017 TV Series
        • When Machi Picchu hesitates, Bash as announcer says, "Looks like Machu's got, uh just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever." (Season 1 episode Money's in the Chase)
    • Philosopher-groupie Syndrome
    • Pianosan Crud
      • Catch-22 1961 Literature
        • Few people ever dared approach Major - de Coverley about anything and the only officer foolish enough to pitch one of his horseshoes was stricken the very next day with the worst case of Pianosan crud that Gus or Wes or even Doc Daneeka had ever seen or even heard about. Everyone was positive the disease had been inflicted upon the poor officer in retribution by Major - de Coverley, although no one was sure how.
    • Plutoxin 7 Virus
      • Escape From L.A. 1996 Film
        • Malloy tells Snake he has been injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and has 8 hours to find the president's daughter and bring back the black box she stole from Airforce 3.
    • Poor Man's Gout
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • PPSD (Post-Platoon Stress Disorder)
      • Tropic Thunder 2008 Film
        • Kirk Lazarus is diagnosed with PPSD by Beverly Hills therapist Heidi Bivens in DVD bonus feature.
    • Pretzel Fever
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Joke Frank Ormand makes, the found of Pretzel Wagon, the snack cart business that Marge chooses to invest in at the Springfield Franchise Expo. (Season 8 episode The Twisted World of Marge Simpson)
    • Prison Tunnel Syndrome
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic. (Season 8 episode My Sister, My Sitter)
    • Project Blue
      • The Stand 1978 Literature
        • Official Army name for the deadly disease that later became known as The Super Flu, Choking Sickness, A Prime, Captain Trips, The Rails and Tube Neck.
      • The Stand 1994 Film
        • On June 13, at a top-secret government laboratory in rural California, a weaponized version of influenza, called Project Blue, is accidentally released. Later nicknamed The Super Flu.
    • Queerloss
      • Saturday Night Live 1975 TV Series
        • Condition that the product Gaystrogen was designed to battle - "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."
    • The Rage Virus
      • 28 Days Later 2002 Film
        • a.k.a. The Infection. A virulent, bloodborne virus that sends its hosts into a state of extreme, uncontrollable rage.
      • 28 Weeks Later 2007 Film
        • 28 Weeks Later picks up six months after the Rage Virus has decimated the city of London.
    • Ramante
      • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle Of Life 2003 Film
        • Plague. "In 2200 B.C., an Egyptian Pharaoh found a place he named the Cradle of Life where life began, and there he found the box which brought life to earth. The Pharaoh opened the box, but all that was left inside was Ramante, or empty life, the plague which came as the companion to life."
    • Regret Cancer
      • Workaholics 2011 TV Series
        • Disease Adam mentions. Adam: "And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it for your whole life, and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, which is a real thing, my aunt died from it. She regretted smoking her whole life." (Season 6 episode Wolves of Rancho)
    • The Ross (skin abnormality)
      • Friends 1994 TV Series
        • Ross finds a skin abnormality in the shower and Joey suggests that whatever it is, maybe they'll name it after him. They'd call it "The Ross". (Season 3 episode The One With Ross' Thing)
    • The Rudes
      • The Running Man 1982 Literature
        • Joke Killian makes about Ben Richards: You’ll have to make allowances for Mr. Richards. He seems afflicted with an extreme case of the rudes.
    • Sailor's Rot
      • It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 2005 TV Series
        • Dr. Jinx diagnoses Mac's rash: What you have there, my friend, that's sailor's rot. When was the last time you've been to Haiti? Did you have intercourse with any hoes, ladies of the nights, or prostitutes? (Season 8 episode Charlie's Mom Has Cancer)
    • Sammy-itis
      • Cheers 1982 TV Series
        • Sam: She can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis. Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu. (Season 3 episode 7 Coach in Love Part 2)
    • Sand Brain
      • Future Man 2017 TV Series
        • Wolf returns to a life he doesn’t remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive. (Season 2 episode A Wolf in the Torque)
    • The Screaming Thigh Sweats
      • Cheers 1982 TV Series
        • Joke Carla makes about Rebecca's hots for her boss (Season 6 episode 25 Backseat Becky, Up Front)
    • Scribe's Fever
    • Scrofula
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Severe Butt Rott
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Emergency medical condition that Bart calls an ambulance for when Homer and Marge leave Lisa in charge to babysit. (Season 8 episode My Sister, My Sitter)
    • Shalaft's Syndrome
    • Shoeshine Head
      • Parks And Recreation 2009 TV Series
        • Andy diagnoses himself with a condition called shoeshine head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor. (Season 2 episode The Possum)
    • SIFILISS
      • The Last Man On Earth 2015 TV Series
        • Not syphilis. According to Carol, SIFILISS is:Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome (Season 4 episode 5 La Abuela)
    • Skin Failure
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat." (Season 7 episode 22 Short Films About Springfield)
    • Smirnoff's Disease
      • Just Shoot Me 1997 TV Series
        • Episode: Sid and Nina. Finch tells Nina Sid has something called Smirnoff's disease so she'll stay at a party so Finch can get more DJ gigs.
    • Smorgaphobia
      • Frasier 1993 TV Series
        • Niles: "Well, I was desperate for a date, and I, I knew Maris would be lonely this time of year. It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets." Frasier: "Oh, yes. Legendary smorgaphobia." (Season 4 episode Roz's Krantz And Gouldenstein Are Dead)
    • Space AIDS
      • Rick And Morty 2013 Animated Series
        • Rick warns the family about getting to close to Morty Jr. in episode 1-7 Raising Gazorpazorp. The baby-eating creature that Rick has locked up in the basement in Season 2 episode 3 Auto Erotic Assimilation has Space AIDS.
    • Space Madness
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • a.k.a. Transmissible Celestial Dementia. Dangerous condition common in Tormented Space. (Season 4 episode Coup by Clam)
    • Space Rabies
      • Howard The Duck 1986 Film
        • Disease Howard claims to be able to inflict with one bite when he threatens Beverly's band Cherry Bomb's manager
    • Spontaeous Dento-hydroplosion
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Fake disease that Pam and Jim come up with for the information forms Dwight has everybody fill out when Michael assigns him the task of picking a new healthcare plan for the office. (Season 1 episode Health Care)
    • Spontaneous Scoliosis
      • The Office 2005 TV Series
        • Condition Erin fakes when she meets Andy's new girlfriend. (Season 8 episode Christmas Wishes)
    • The Sposedas
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Joke Bart's new remedial class teacher makes when he tells her that he's supposed to be in the 4th grade: "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the sposedas!" (Season 8 episode You Only Move Twice)
    • The Staggers
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • The Subsider Epidemic
      • Daybreakers 2009 Film
        • When blood becomes scarce, vampires who can't get blood turn into something else - something called subsiders, a.k.a. Class-4 blood-deprived citizens. Police round them up and drag them into the sun.
    • Syndrome-K
      • Fatebenefratelli Hospital 1585 Other
        • When Jews in Nazi-occupied Italy were being sent to concentration camps in the fall of 1943, a group of dissident doctors, including Vittorio Sacerdoti and Giovanni Borromeo, saved dozens of lives by fabricate a disease so contagious and so deadly that Nazi soldiers were too scared to even be in the same room as anyone infected by it.
    • T-Virus
      • Resident Evil 2002 Film
        • A major medical breakthrough that clearly also possessed highly profitable military applications.
      • Resident Evil: Afterlife 2010 Film
        • My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation in a secret laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. There was an incident. A virus escaped. Everybody died. Trouble was… they didn’t stay dead.
      • Resident Evil: Retribution 2012 Film
        • Mentioned during Alice’s recap: My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high-tech facility called the Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental, viral weaponry. There was an incident. A virus escaped. A lot of people died. The trouble was, they didn’t stay dead.
    • Tataryn's Disease
      • Dark Matter 2015 TV Series
        • Sarah - the woman found in the stasis pod - has Tataryn's Disease, a disorder common on planets where they mine serillium. (Season 1 episode 7)
    • TBA
      • Arrested Development 2003 TV Series
        • Fake condition the Bluth Foundation unintentionally raises money for - when they couldn't think of a worthwhile cause, they just put "TBA" (To Be Announced) on the invitations, and never got around to coming up with a real condition, and pocketed the money they raised…. and then they did it again the following year (Season 3)
    • Temporal Dislocation
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • The result of being exposed to a black hole. It causes the individual to shift back and forth in time. (Season 1 episode Back and Back and Back to the Future)
      • Continuum 2012 TV Series
        • Condition Lucas is said to be suffering from in episode Second Guess when he hallucinates that he is still working with Kagame
    • Third Degree Sammies
      • Cheers 1982 TV Series
        • Joke Sam makes about his sex appeal (Season 3 episode 23 The Bartender's Tale)
    • The Time Bends
      • Star Trek: Discovery 2017 TV Series
        • Joke Tilly makes. Captain Pike: "Still no signs of temporal effects. Ready to move us another 600 kilometers closer and reacclimate." Tilly: "Like a diver rising to the surface. Don't want to get the time bends, sir." Captain Pike: "Time bends. I like that." Tilly: "Oh, everything sounds cooler when you put time in front of it." (Season 2 episode Light and Shadows)
    • Torin's Syndrome
      • The Orville 2017 TV Series
        • Alara's parents' neighbor Floratta's son Galdus' research revealed that the Mellara Vaccine was putting children at risk of a condition called Torin's Syndrome. (Season 2 episode Home)
    • Transit Madness
      • Farscape 1999 TV Series
        • Condition Aeryn mentions when Crichton is acting strange. (Season 2 episode Beware of Dog)
    • U.F.L.S.
    • Uromysitisis Poisoning
      • Seinfeld 1989 TV Series
        • Dangerous condition Jerry tells the mall cop is the reason he urinated in the parking garage. (Season 3 episode The Parking Garage)
    • Vagina
      • The Boys 2019 TV Series
        • Joke Butcher makes: It’s like Hughie’s infected you both with a raging case of vagina!
    • The Vapors
      • The Simpsons 1989 Animated Series
        • Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. (Season 4 episode Marge Gets a Job)
    • Wisconsin Shingles
      • Catch-22 1961 Literature
        • Then the chaplain enters spouting some nonsense about Wisconsin shingles. It turns out he has lied to the doctors for the first time, telling them he had a nonexistent disease called the Wisconsin shingles.
    • XMB Virus
      • Alien 1979 Film
        • Ripley spends childhood in lunar quarantine facility during outbreak of XMB virus on Luna from January 7, 2094 to April 18, 2110. Tests negative for XMB. (Nostromo Crew Profile for Ellen Ripley, The Alien Legacy DVD)
    • Zactly Disease
      • Jack 1996 Film
        • When your mouth smells zactly like your butt.


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